1) Michael Kenny becomes employed
2) Michael Kenny shaves proporly
3) John Lawlor goes bald
4) Carl Kenny understands intergration
5) Michael Kitching has sex with Jessica Simpson
6) Parnells win the All Ireland senior championship
7) Keith Connolly goes broke
Kevin Connolly becomes a saint
9) Michael Kitching goes on a diet, and sticks to it (fat bastard!)
10) This is not Sparta!!!!!
11) Michael Kitching learns to love
12) Michael Kitching learns to write good english

An Ode To Christopher Connolly

Well there ye go Chris
The One we know and miss
You were honest, generous and kind
You must have been out of your mind
The day you said goodbye..

Well there ye go Chris
The One we love and miss
From day one you were a treasure
Sailing through life you were a pleasure
Why did you have to go...

From a child through to a young man
Our family was your biggest fan
For years you masked your torment well
Could you not have given a final yell
But there ye go...

Everyone we met knew the same Chris
One that brought happiness and bliss
Obviously in the end you had to go
God called you home why we don’t know
You will never be gone...

-Eamonn Connolly

1. Slept naked? Yes, with my lad in my hand...ready to do the business
2. Taken a shower with someone? yes, with John and Drags in the gym ,
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? yes, but straightly kissed, ie at a sporting occasion, If Gay ass Ronaldo (Man Utd, if you are clueless) and still be straight then so can I
4. Crashed a car? I don't drive
5. Stole anything? yeah, ya Ma
6. Been in love? yes, with myself
7. Been dumped? Yes,
8. Fancied a friends mom? No, no ones ma is nice looking
9. Fancied a neighbour? My neighbours are basically OAPs so I guess not
10. Lost a friend? yes, miss ya chris,best legend in the world,
11. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?No time to do that Im afraid
12. Made a snow angel? No I tried but end up looking like the devil
13. Played dress up? On Halloween
14. Cheated while playing a game? me?? Screw The Rules, I have Money!!!!!!!
15. Been lonely?Only till I go to spar and buy a hustler
16. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? in my youth yes, thank you Summer project Giggady
17. Felt an earthquake? No, I live in Ireland
18. Touched a snake? yes, a trouser snake, my own of course
19. Ran a red light? again I cannot drive
20. Been suspended from school? Not once they love me too much lol
21. Had detention? No ,if I did I'd say ahahahaha good one
22. Been in a car accident? see 4 and 19!
23. Had a party in your house while Ur parents were away? not yet
24.. Been lost? yes in France
25. Done something you told yourself you wouldnt? No
26. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes its quite painfull
27. Kissed in the rain? no, in a disco hall actually
28. Sang in the shower? oh yes, like Im like the X factor, only Im called the seX factor
39. Had a dream that you married someone? Yes many people......Johnny boy Lawlor, Dragon and Chris Greenes Afro!!!!
31. Didnt take a shower for a week? never ever more than 2 days, ever
31. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Ahaha how Homosexual
32. Been slagged by a complete stranger? Only nacks,
33. Been easily amused? yes, by the word "The"
34. Gone skinny dipping? not yet, maybe in Germany lol
35. Done something dumb while drunk? Undressed in Aoibhinns my god Sullie is quite convincing
36. K.O.d? no , not yet
37. Cheated on a girlfriend?No I tried to, man did I ty to, but just couldn't, felt like an arse