Fiona -The Todd-Joyce

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Fiona -The Todd-Joyce
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So the Devil on your shoulder loves lunatic soup
Ich über mich
I am, "The Todd"!


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Thailand, Cheese, FEC-ing it and voddie!!!
Emma...
"Is the pope catholic?"......"you think the pope is hot?"......"I don't really have the urge to shoot you so much" ......."John Travolta's out in the beer garden?".......

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    • Lifts can be fun too!

      1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
      2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
      3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
      4. Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly.
      5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
      6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you''re on rough seas.
      7. Shave. (Especially if you''re a woman.)
      8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
      9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
      10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
      11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
      12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
      13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".
      14. One word: Flatulence!
      15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
      16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
      17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I''ve got new socks on!"
      18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"
      19. Give religious literature to each passenger.
      20. Meow occasionally.
      21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
      22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
      23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
      24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons.
      25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
      26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
      27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You''re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
      28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"
      29. Leave a box between the doors.
      30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
      31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.
      32. Start a sing-along.
      33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
      34. Play the harmonica.
      35. Shadow box.
      36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
      37. Lean against the button panel.
      38. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.
      39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
      40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".
      41. Bring a chair along.
      42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
      43. Blow spit bubbles.
      44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
      45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
      46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
      47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
      48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
      49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it''s getting larger."
      50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"

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    • Bored during lectures??

      Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the lecturer makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"

      Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the lecturer to focus the overhead projector.

      Sit in the front and color in your textbook.

      When the lecturer calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"

      Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the lecturer to speak louder.

      Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.

      Squint thoughtfully while giving the lecturer strange looks. In the middle of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode of Starsky and Hutch.

      Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the lecturer says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.

      Sing your questions.

      When the lecturer calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry."

      Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.

      Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".

      Stare continually at the lecturer's crotch. Occassionally lick your lips.

      Address the lecturer as "your excellency".

      Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the lecturer if he's been drinking.

      Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.

      Ask whether you have to come to class.

      Relive your school days by leaving chalk stuffed in the blackboard dusters.

      Watch the lecturer through binoculars.

      Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.

      When the lecturer turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"

      Correct the lecturer at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.

      Sit in the front row reading the lecturer's graduate thesis and snickering.

      Claim that you wrote the class text book.

      Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream "IMPOSTER!"

      Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.

      Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.

      Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the lecturer answers.

      Interrupt every few minutes to ask the lecturer, "Can you spell that?"

      Wink at the lecturer every few minutes.

      In the middle of lecture, ask your lecturer whether he believes in ghosts.

      Laugh heartily at everything the lecturer says. Snort when you laugh.

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    • STUPID SEXY MEN!

      Why it's so good to be a man...

      1. Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.

      2. Your orgasms are real. Always!

      3. Your last name stays put.

      4. The garage is all yours.

      5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

      6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

      7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

      8. You don't give a monkeys arse if someone notices your new haircut.

      9. Hot wax never comes near your pubes.

      10. Same work .. more pay.

      11. Wrinkles-add character.

      12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

      13. Wedding Dress 2000; Tux Hire 100.

      14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

      15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

      16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

      17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

      18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

      19. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

      20. You can open all your own jars.

      21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

      22. Your underwear is a fiver for a three-pack.

      23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

      24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.

      25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

      26. You can quietly watch a football game with your friends for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

      27. No maxi-pads.

      28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

      29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.

      30.. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt.

      31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

      32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

      33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

      34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.

      35. You can "do" your nails with a penknife.

      36. Christmas shopping is accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

      37. The world is your urinal.

      Ten Things men know for sure about women.

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      10. They have breasts

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    • AislingMc
      AislingMc

      if you dont start sendin some love my way i will beat you with a spoon... you suck at this other half thing!! for shame fiona FOR SHAME!!

      xxx

      13 Wochen her
    • Billy Crosbie
      luv Billy Crosbie

      Well I'm still at home nursing my liver back to working order... and I still can't talk either... Fiona, the life of billy no mates is never busy, don't be ridiculous! Can't wait till you all come home! I've already arranged camping in my house one of the nights of the free gaff, we might not have enough space to pitch tents though...

      And Fiona, I can write up paperwork faster than the eye can follow... yeah bitch. Be wary, you can make the sign yourself it just has to say Billy on it!

      20 Wochen her
    • Billy Crosbie
      luv Billy Crosbie

      Well this is excellent news that Emma has one less friend... I'll fill out the necessary documents and paperwork and I'll fax them to your office in Thailand. It should take 5-8 working days. I hope you're focussing on taking the perfect photo for me! I want a sign in the photo with my name on it if it's not too much to ask... Remember, you can't talk to Emma anymore, even if you see no one but her all day!

      I'm frankly quite apalled that she doesn't message me half as much as you do! Facebook or no! You have time for me! :( Tell I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. She's capable of so much more...

      20 Wochen her
    • Billy Crosbie
      luv Billy Crosbie

      Haha I'm delighted to be living up to your expectations! Yeah I truly can't understand why people have reservations about drinking before the afternoon, I was drinking at 6 in the morning, the sun was just coming up! It was so much fun! And yeah the pics are pretty great! I'm trying to steal all of Emma's mates, wanna be friends? The only hitch is you can't be friends with Emma anymore... Missing you Intensely here, and when you live with us, I'll introduce you to early morning drinking! I think the two of you can be friends (although I suspect you've crossed paths before...) I'll set up a Facebook when y'all get back...

      21 Wochen her
    • Cathy
      Cathy

      Hello Joe #had to tell randomly decided to go to oxegen on the sunday Katy Perry was playing Fi she is brilliant :D :D
      would of been class if she had of been ther last year
      xxxxxx

      21 Wochen her
    • Cathy
      luv Cathy

      how random loads of sand bu sound crazy fun at the same time :D :D
      IS the food nice over there???
      Ah cant wait till u get pics of it up :D :D
      xxxxxxx

      21 Wochen her
    • Cathy
      luv Cathy

      Ah no you poor thing :( :(
      what did u get the music note??
      where did u get it
      oooh cant wait to c it :D
      Ah had loads of fun gr8 night ou and dsunday was also a gr8 night ou when kilkenny beat Dublin in the leinster final haha
      do keep me informed on the full moon party say it will b class :D :D
      xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      22 Wochen her
    • Mark Joyce
      luv Mark Joyce

      i dont understand.....how is it so hot if im not dere.ha serves u rite if u thaught u cud stand on a thai podium, dose things r lethal.wen u bac??

      22 Wochen her
    • Cathy
      Cathy

      not much weather is shit haha warm but raining... have a 21st on fri cant wait :D :D :
      go to the full moon party yet :D :D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
      Sorry no love left :( :( <3 <3 <3

      22 Wochen her
    • Cathy
      luv Cathy

      so tell all i know uve goosip haha :D :D
      xxxxxx

      23 Wochen her
    • Orla Brady
      luv Orla Brady

      so long!!!!

      24 Wochen her
    • Paige Campbell
      Paige Campbell

      lol, well my feelings wont be hurt if you dont choose georgia :)

      i am so excited for you!!!!! you have been like waiting for this all summer lol

      well morgan is coming in today and we have a lot of trips planned to go to different towns and things

      yeah he told me and my mom told me its exciting. also since he is coming i dont have to work :)

      24 Wochen her
    • Paige Campbell
      Paige Campbell

      i want to, its so different here they eat A LOT of meat and they always talk in german and i cant understand what they are saying and it gets annoying. but morgan is coming tomorrow so i am really excited about that. you should come to america next year! that would be SO much fun :)

      24 Wochen her
    • Paige Campbell
      Paige Campbell

      Fiona......i miss you :(

      24 Wochen her
    • Orla Brady
      Orla Brady

      Hey Fiona!
      we're going for a few drinks tomorrow to celebreate/mourn the results!...The Living Room around 8pm. Hope to see you there!

      25 Wochen her
    • Billy Crosbie
      luv Billy Crosbie

      Well I'm rather jovial about his summer business, and i'll be even more jovial when I shall be attending that 4 day piss up in punchestown race course (can't remember what they call it though...) AND I'll be the jovial-est when me and Fi-dogg are spending some quality time together in August! Can we make cookies?? Oh can we please???

      25 Wochen her
    • Billy Crosbie
      Billy Crosbie

      Yo homedogg, having a good Summer?? You better be coming to live with me and bled this August, I simply demand it!

      26 Wochen her
    • Orla Brady
      luv Orla Brady

      Ha it's ok, i texted daniel yesterday and asked him where in leitrim he lived! The minute i sent it i realised i'm an idiot!!...it must just have been one of those days for both of us!
      When are you you and emma going to thailand? We should defo all go out before then...

      26 Wochen her via Handy
    • Stephen Gallagher
      luv Stephen Gallagher

      i am back a few mins ago!!!!!!

      26 Wochen her
    • Orla Brady
      Orla Brady

      :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L
      have you dyed your hair blonde and not told me about it????............
      http://www.countywestmeath.com/

      http://www.meath.ie/

      26 Wochen her