Jack McKlown

I AM THE ILLOGICALLY LOGICALLY INCORRECTED CORRECTION!!!!!!

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I AM THE ILLOGICALLY LOGICALLY INCORRECTED CORRECTION!!!!!!
Me, Myself, and I
I AM THE ILLOGICALLY LOGICALLY INCORRECTED CORRECTION!!!!!!

Call Me: J2P
Age: 17
Believes: In The Dark Carnival
Education: AJS 1995 - 2003. Lampton 2003 - 2007. ECC 2007 - 2008. Andover College 2008 - 2009

I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Juggalo Society And To The Ninjas For Which It St ands, One Family, Under Clowns Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Neden For All...

when i die
show no pitty
send my soul
to juggalo city
dig my grave six feet deep
put 2 hatchets at my feet
put 2 axes on my chest
an tell my homies i did my best!!!

I Love My Family And My Homies For Lyfe
You Mean Alot To Me
MMFWCLMF


If You AInt Got It:
MSN ADDY - cueball92@hotmail.co.uk

MASS MURDER MAKES ME HAPPY!
DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY!
SAY WHAT YOU WILL OF ME!
I'LL ALWAYS HAVE JUGGALO FAMILY!!!!
I Got A Lil Bed Tyme Story For Ya!!!!
1. Loved By Few, Hated By Many, Respected By ALL - http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?Memb... (Completed Jan 2008)
2. The 2nd Coming - http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?Memb... (In Progress)
3. W.L.C. - http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?Memb... (Completed Fuck Knows When)
4. Wst Ldn Crks Prt 2 D Mjr Nvsn - http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?Memb... (In Progress - Fuck Knows When This Gunna B Done LOL)
Da Tunes
Insane Clown Posse, Boondox, Twizted, Dark Lotus, Psychopathic Rydas, ABK, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Metallica, Tenacious D, Nirvana, Disturbed, Motorhead, Papa Roach, Green Day, Kiss, Guns N Roses, Fuel, Linkin Park, Bon Jovi, DIO, Meat Loaf, Eminem
Da Movies
Big Money Hustlas, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, The Marine, Gridiron Gang, Fight Club, The Green Mile, Judge Dredd, Demolition Man, Deep Blue Sea, Jaws, See No Evil, Snatch, Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Mean Machine, The Longest Yard, The Blues Brothers, Rocky 1 - 6, Saw 1-5, Cars, Big Daddy, Be Cool, Welcome To The Jungle, Walking Tall, Gremlins 1 - 2, Rocky And Bulwinkel, My Bloody Valentine, Freddy vs Jason
TV Programs
American Chopper, Thunder Races, Top Gear, Desmond's, Simpsons, Futurama, Dukes Of Hazzard, A-Team, Auto Trader, Overhaulin', Family Guy, (I'LL GET BAK 2 IT COZ I CANT B FUKED RIGHT NOW!!!)
Big Smiley Face When
Wid My GF (when i have one), Wen Muckin About Wid Maties, Wen I Have A BBQ, Playin The Tomato Game, Drunk, Relaxing, Sitin On My PS2, Listenin 2 Music, Being Loud, With My 2 Homies X-Con n Kaneit Missin U Loads Bruvs, Bak Wen I Was Rollin Wid Da General Hazzard n Da Blaze Man, Bak Wen Wid My Boi Suleman
My Homies Till Da End
Cheynie Allan - 1994 till da end homie never 4get. Kieran Blay - My Evil But Not Evil Yet Equally Evil Identical Twin (Well Not Looks I Got Those Haaa), Kane Tweedy - My Little Computer Freak lol But Mans Like A Brother To Me!!!!
They Call Me
Da Pyskotic One, J2P, Juggalo J, Da Franchise, Da King Of Kings, Da Bulldog, Short Ugly Angry Fat Bloke, Hamster, Richard Hammond, I AM THE ILLOGICALLY LOGICALLY INCORRECTED CORRECTION!!!!!!

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  • English - Cockney Rhyming Slang (hey i got bored)

    Clean

    AIDS ..................................
     .. Ace Of Spades
    All-Dayer (Drinking Session) ............ Leo Sayer
    Alone ..................................
     . Jack Jones
    Alone ..................................
     . Pat Malone
    Alone ..................................
     . Todd Sloane
    Arm ..................................
     ... Chalk Farm
    Army ..................................
     .. Daft And Barmy
    Army ..................................
     .. Kate Karney
    Aunt ..................................
     .. Mrs. Chant

    Baby ..................................
     .. Basin Of Gravy
    Back ..................................
     .. Cilla Black
    Back ..................................
     .. Hammer And Tack
    Back ..................................
     .. Jumping Jack
    Bad ..................................
     ... Shepherd's Plaid
    Bad ..................................
     ... Sorry And Sad
    Balti ..................................
     . Basil Fawlty
    Banana .................................. Gertie Gitana
    Bank ..................................
     .. Cab Rank
    Bank ..................................
     .. Iron Tank
    Bank ..................................
     .. J. Arthur Rank
    Bank ..................................
     .. Tin Tank
    Bar (Pub) ............................... Jack Tar
    Bar (Pub) ............................... Near And Far
    Barrow .................................. Bow And Arrow
    Barrow .................................. Cock Sparrow
    Bass ..................................
     .. Beggar Boy's Ass
    Battery ................................. Tony Slattery
    Beak ..................................
     .. Bubble And Squeak
    Beard ..................................
     . Strange And Weird
    Bed ..................................
     ... Skein Of Thread
    Bed ..................................
     ... Uncle Ted
    Beef ..................................
     .. Stop Thief
    Beer ..................................
     .. Pig's Ear
    Beers ..................................
     . Britney Spears
    Beginner ................................ Lilley And Skinner
    Believe ................................. Adam And Eve
    Believe ................................. Christmas Eve
    Belly ..................................
     . Auntie Nellie
    Belly ..................................
     . Derby Kelly
    Bent (Criminal) ......................... Stoke On Trent
    Best ..................................
     .. Mae West
    Bet ..................................
     ... House To Let
    Bigot ..................................
     . Lester Piggot
    Big 'Un (Big One) ....................... Barry McGuigan
    Bike ..................................
     .. Clever Mike
    Bill (Statement) ........................ Beechams Pill
    Bill (Statement) ........................ Jack And Jill
    Bird ..................................
     .. Richard The Third
    Bitter (Beer) ........................... Apple Fritter
    Bitter (Beer) ........................... Laugh And Titter
    Blazer .................................. Razor
    Bloke ..................................
     . Heap Of Coke
    Blotto .................................. Santa's Grotto
    Boat ..................................
     .. Nanny Goat
    Bob (Shilling) .......................... Touch Me On The Knob
    Boil ..................................
     .. Can Of Oil
    Boil ..................................
     .. Conan Doyle
    Bomb ..................................
     .. Derry And Tom
    Bonkers (Mad) ........................... Marbles And Conkers
    Book ..................................
     .. Captain Cook
    Book ..................................
     .. Captain Hook
    Book ..................................
     .. Fish Hook
    Book ..................................
     .. Jackdaw And Rook
    Book ..................................
     .. Joe Hook
    Bookies (Bookmakers) .................... Cream Cookies
    Boots ..................................
     . Daisy Roots
    Booze (Alcohol) ......................... River Ouse
    Boozer (Bar) ............................ Battle Cruiser
    Boozer (Heavy Drinker) .................. All Time Loser
    Boss ..................................
     .. Pitch And Toss
    Bottle .................................. A

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  • JUGGALO FAMILY

    [Violent J:]
    "And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans And I said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans 10 juggalos is priceless"

    [Blaze Ya Dead Homie:]
    I gots love for my homies, members of the Lotus
    United we stand, squashing all deadly forces
    Been to hell, could of spent eternity there
    All the bad shit I've done, I should still be there
    Juggalos can ya feel me, feel me, worldwide, worldwide
    Running with the hatchet straight out the Lotus Pod
    Always got your back till end screaming juggalos
    Dark lotus, psychopathic that's the way you go

    [Monoxide Child:]
    So many people in the matrix die alone, they
    They knock me in my soul belongs to juggalos, they
    Keep me going when I'm down and out
    I pick up the phone drop them a line and here them shout
    Saying Twiztid is the shit, and I'm down with the clown
    Dark Lotus for life until I'm dead in the ground!
    I give a shout to all my homies and killas who keep me started
    All my juggalos always representing when departed

    [Chorus:]
    Mass murder makes me happy!
    Dead bodies make me happy!
    Say what you will of me!
    I'll always have juggalo family!
    Mass murder makes me happy!
    Dead bodies make me happy!
    Say what you will of me!
    I'll always have juggalo family!

    [Shaggy 2 Dope:]
    6 individuals pedals fall from 1 stem
    Who try to run away and not follow any trends, with no friends
    Cause we accend from the same dirt, filth, grit, and grime
    Make your mind, juggalo minds to crush mainstream shines
    Whats yours is mine it was mines is yours
    Let the wagons of the Dark Carnival show you different worlds
    Any hoes front a juggalos or the hatchet
    Tell them to come suck on your dick, we psychopathic!

    [Jamie Madrox:]
    All my life I've been living it all alone
    I'm like a king with no people or a crown or a throne
    And what I'm speaking on is what I'm feeling like
    Do you know what it feels like to feel the warmth of the sunlight
    I'd really like to know cause I've been chilling in the dark
    For so many years that I question love in my heart
    And I hate everyone, and I hate everything
    Except for all the juggalos and the love that they bring!

    [Chorus]

    [Anybody Killa:]
    If it wasn't for the juggalos I don't know
    Probly be robbing everybody in the world fo sho
    So I'm thankful for the family that adopted me in
    And since I live on the underground it all fit in
    I can't explain all the power that the Carnival brings
    Or the energy from ya'll when the hatchet swings
    All I know is that I'm staying cause it's where I belong
    Dark Lotus on my wrists till I'm dead and gone

    [Violent J:]
    If it wasn't for Shaggy my shirt would still be baggy
    I wouldn't be fat, I'd still be hungry and crabby
    We used to buy our own records at the stores
    So they would think it's a hot seller, and order more
    But we built a team of same killers with the same dream
    But we couldn't reach the top, we'd stay B level like Charlie Sheen
    We finally realized we will always have the juggalos
    I'll never give another second, to the mother hoes!

    [Chorus x3]
    Lotus!!!
    Lotus!!! Lotus!!! Lotus!!! Lotus!!!

    "And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans And i said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans 10 juggalos is priceless"

    [Chorus x2 repeats and fades out until song ends]

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Name :   Jack Prior
Nick Name :   Bulldog
Birthdate :   02 / 02 / 1992
Birthplace:   Queen Charlottes Hospital - Hammersmith
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  • StaceyLouise
    StaceyLouise

    yeah im good thanks :)
    wuu2?
    ran outta loves

    loveyou x x

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  • StaceyLouise
    luv StaceyLouise

    hello m'love :)
    you okay?
    loveyou xx

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  • Kerry
    luv Kerry

    hey how r u x heres some love x

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  • Kerry
    Kerry

    hello

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  • Kerry
    Kerry

    hey bbe talk to me plz ly

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  • David Ovens
    David Ovens

    itz kl ma wen u cumin bk man

    42 weken geleden
  • Ella
    luv Ella

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    first comment from me. Woop.
    I am bored out of my mind.... And I have to be up at 8. I think I should be asleep.

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    Up to much?
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    Mcl
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  • Stacey
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  • Kerry
    Kerry

    love you x

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  • Allan
    Allan

    ite m8 u ok??

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  • Kerry
    Kerry

    u r to me x

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    Kerry

    hugs and kiss x x x x x x x x x x x

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  • Kerry
    Kerry

    u r so fit

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    Kerry

    kk bbe x

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  • Kerry
    Kerry

    y dnt u stay in hanslow x

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  • Kerry
    Kerry

    y dnt u stay in hanslow

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  • Kerry
    Kerry

    awwww bless x x x

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    luv Kerry

    so where are you now Xx

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    iam goin to miss u

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    Kerry

    bye x

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