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Jest z nami od: October 2005
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Motto: "I can't have sex with your personality and i can't put my penis in your college degree,
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja: WHY AREN"T YOU ON FACEBOOK?

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scored 4 guys in Ayia Napa

Chooons: Nig beats..... and FRED (heroes), Fuckin KINGS OF LEON!
Films: Basically funny shit, scary shit and gangster shit, that kind of shit, ya know
Sports: Pole Dancing, Chasing Midgets, hide the poo, aggro dancing
SESH?: Yeah... SESH!
Happiest When: Flickin The Bean, Schoolboy pissing
Mud Woman: Do Do Do!!!!!
Relationship Status: Ask ur Ma

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Rules Of THE SESH!

1. If your on the sesh, Go hard or fuck off!
2. No bowing out of a sesh halfway through a sesh.
3. Clothing Optional
4. Forget everything, regret nothing
5. If its funny at the time, it rolls.
6. Even if you're hangin, if there's a sesh, man the fuck up, strap on a pair and get on the sesh.

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Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.
Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile� Some people are just nice.
Thou shalt not read NME.
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they�ve become popular.
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
Thou shalt not judge a book by it�s cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products.
Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend�s best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls� pants.
Use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch Hollyokes.
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave before it�s done just because you�ve finished your shitty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just �cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you�re never gonna fucking talk to.
Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
The Beatles� Were just a band.
Led Zepplin� Just a band.
The Beach Boys� Just a band.
The Sex Pistols� Just a band.
The Clash� Just a band.
Crass� Just a band.
Minor Threat� Just a band.
The Cure� Just a band.
The Smiths� Just a band.
Nirvana� Just a band.
The Pixies� Just a band.
Oasis� Just a band.
Radiohead� Just a band.
Bloc Party� Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys� Just a band.
The Next Big Thing.. JUST A BAND.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music.

Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When I say �Hey� thou shalt not say �Ho�.
When I say �Hip� thou shalt not say �Hop�.
When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise� kill me.
Thou shalt not quote me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish you girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt spell the word �Pheonix� P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying �Is it�.

Thou shalt think for yourselves.

And thou shalt always� Thou shalt always kill!

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Beer ness

SYMPTOM: Pint appears to be crystal clear...
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him/her.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognise anyone, don't even recognise the room you're in.
FAULT: Don't panic - you've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they've any free pints anyhow.

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest pet dog, complain about how house training has "gone to the dogs nowadays".

SYMPTOM: Pint appears unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You've fallen over backwards.
ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar counter.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains fag-ends.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tastes tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to loo, practise in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurry.
FAULT: You're looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another pub/party

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed, have yez no homes to go to
ACTION: Confirm home address with barman, grab taxi home.

SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on a table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear though.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: That lager is too weak.
ACTION: Have more drink until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.

SYMPTOM: Ugly woman/man in your sights.
FAULT: Insufficient beer intake.
ACTION: Up dosage immediately.

SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt.
FAULT: You've been walking into things.
ACTION: Maintain dosage.

SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands.
FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.

SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around.
FAULT: Your either getting laid or are Taking an ambulance ride.
ACTION: It's too late, you made complete arsehole of self.

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