btw when reading the chinese bits i imagine a little chinese woman saying it! makes it so much funnier hahahaha

Thats Not Right- Sum Ting Wong
Are Yhuu Harbouring A Fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding
See Me ASAP- Cum Hia
Stupid Man- Dum Fuk
Small Horse- Tai Ni Po Ni
Did Yhuu Go To The Beach- Wai Yu So Tan
I Bumped The Coffee Table- Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I Think Yhuu Need A Face Lift- Chin Tu Fat
Its Very Dark In Here- Wai So Dim
I Thought Yhuu Were On A Diet- Wai Yu Mun Ching
This Is A Tow Away Zone- No Pah Kin
Our meetin Is Scheduled For Next Week- Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying Out Of Sight- Lei Ying Lo
He Is Cleaning His AutoMobile- Wa Shing Ka
Your Body Odor Is Offensive- Yu Stin Ki Poo
Great- Fakin Su Pah

I dont think you can describe you in three words, because there are soo many words for you. like amazing, beautiful, caring, kind, loving, crazy, fun, see thats like more than 3 and i am not even half way there! your amazing sian i am not here feeding your ego , i just wanted to say thank you, its like you always know how to make me happy, you dont even need to say anything just knowing you care makes me smile like a OBESE kid in a candy shop. you will always have a piece in my heart no matter where we end up in the world. thanks for everything there is one word for you simply,,, wonderful. i love you. yours always Rachel.x

what's your favourite memory that you've ever had with me?