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1. Full Name: Carl Anthony Davis
2. Nicknames: Mush, Mr T, Big Head, Milky, milkybar kid, mckenzie kid, spooney o and frog o n the new one HAIR!
3. Birthday: 20th febuary
4. Place of Birth:devon
6. Male or female: Male
7. Grade: north devon 1st year
8. School: North devon Collage
9. Occupation: milky way / plumbing course
10. Residence: Bideford, Devon
11. MSN Screen Name:carlos cheers lads super size lo

__Your Appearance__

12. Hair Colour: dark blond
13. Hair Length: Medium
14. Eye colour: Blue
15. Weight: 11 stone 5 pounds
16. Height: 6 ft 1 ish
17. Braces? No
18. Glasses? Contacts
19. Piercings: No
20. Tattoos: No
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Josh Batty
23. First Award: Swimming 5 Metres
24. First Sport You Joined: Footy
25. First pet: Rabbit and a Ginue pig
26. First Real Vacation: Majorca
27. First Concert: dunno
28. First Love: Sarah A

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: Fast And Furious Tokyo Drift $ lucky number sleven
30. TV programme: two pints of larger and a packet of crisps
31. Colour: green, blue n white
32. Rapper: kanye west
33. Band/Artist: linkin park, snow patrol
34. Song Right Now: timbaland & fall out boy - one and only
35. 5 Friends:, butler, jack, ross, shannon, will
36. Sweet: malteasers
37. Sport to Play: FOOTBALL!!
38. Restaurant: witherspoons .. i know its a pub lol gud grub
39. Favourite brand: henley & bench
40. Store: jd, deep, eden littlewoods
41. School Subject: plumbing
42. Animal: Dog
43. Book: read dnt be stupied
44. Magazine: Loaded
45. Shoes: Nike court classics / stan smiths /k-swiss/ lacoste ....alot

___Currently___

46. Feeling:
47. Single or Taken? single
48. Have a crush: yeh
49. Eating: nothing
50. Drinking: nothing
51. Typing: Obviously
52. Online? Clearly
53. Listening To: chriss brown $ t-pain - kiss kiss
54. Thinking About: the weekend
55. Wanting To: Be playin footy
56. Watching: two pints
57. Wearing: Stan Smiths , jeans and a fred perry top , henly hoody

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? yeah
59. Want to be married? Yeah
60. Careers in Mind: plumbing , police really but anything really wid good pay
61. Where do you want to live: mellbourne or london
62. Car: ford focus st

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: prefer blonds
64. Hair length: Prefer Long To Short
65. Eye colour: blue
66. Measurments: Busty and curvy
67. Cute or Sexy: Bit of both
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Bit of both
70. Short or Tall: medium
71. Easygoing or serious: both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: bit of both
73. Fatty or Skinny: Between
74. Sensitive or Loud: Between
75. Hook-up or Relationship: bit of both
76. Sweet or Caring: Caring
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble Maker!!!

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yes
79. Had Alcohol: Yeah
80. Smoked: no
81. Ran Away From Home: ye
82. Broken a bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: no
84. Been with someone: Yeah
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: loads jks dunno
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yeah
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yeah
88. Cried At School: no
_
__Do You Believe In___

89. God: Yes
90. Miracles: Dno
91. Love At First sight: yeh
92. Ghosts: sumthin like um yea
93. Aliens: yeah
94. Soul Mates: Yeah
95. Heaven: sumint like that
96. Hell: na
97. Angels: Yes, havent found myne yet lol
98. Kissing on The First Date: of'course!
99. Horoscopes: well i dnt av no choice shannon fuckin reads mine to me everytime im on the phone to her lol

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? yeh cant beleive i let her go

• Nice legs...what time do they open?

• Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

• You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

• I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

• Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

• I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

• Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

• I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

• Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

• Are those real?

• You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

• If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

• I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

• You know if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

• You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

• F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

• Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

• My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

• Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

• My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. "

• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

• My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

• I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

• I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?

• If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

• Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?