1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
F**king right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No dumb ass, I
paid $9.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? Ears?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that good?' No it's
really gross - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a
McStraw and jam it in your McAss you f**king McLoser.

13. When your involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'
Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

I am:
[ ] short, under 5'2
[ ] 5'2 -5'6"
[x] 5'7" - 6'0"
[ ] tall 6'1" and up

NATURALLY
[x and it shows =P ] blonde
[ ] redhead
[ ] brunette
[ ] dark brown
[ ] black

YOU'RE
[x] blue-eyed
[ ] brown-eyed
[ ] green-eyed
[ ] hazel eyed
[ ] hazel/GREEN eyed
[ ] they change colors
[ ] black eyes

[ ] glasses
[ ] contacts
[x] neither

[ ] shaved head
[ ] short hair
[ ] medium
[x] long hair


Your favorite colour(s) are?
[ ] red
[ ] pink
[x] hot pink
[ ] yellow
[x] black
[ ] green
[ ] lime green
[x] blue
[x] white
[ ] turquoise
[ ] silver
[ ] grey
[ ] maroon
[ ] gold
[x] purple
[ ] clear
[ ] I like all colors


Some things i've done?
[x] ice skating
[x] hiking
[ ] kayaking
[ ] rafting
[ ] water skiing
[x] camping
[x] horseback riding
[ ] surfing and skim/wake boarding
[ ] snowboarding
[ ] skiing
[ ] skateboarding
[ ] cheerleading
[ ] lacrosse
[x] street hockey
[ ] gymnastics
[x] martial arts
[ ] baton twirling

Your personality is sometimes...
[x] talkative
[x] shy
[x] funny
[x] serious
[x] laid back
[x] bitchy/asshole-ish
[ ] strict
[x] hyper
[x] weird
[x] ditzy
[x] sarcastic
[x] slow


you can't stand listening to?
[ ] pop
[ ] country
[x- no offence] christian
[x] classical
[ ] techno
[x] oldies
[x] opera
[ ] reggae
[ ] emo
[ ] 80's
[ ] disco
[x] rap
[ ] punk rock

The pets you have had?
[ ] cat
[x] dog
[ ] lizard
[ ] rat
[ ] ferret
[x] fish
[ ] duck
[ ] horse
[x] bird
[ ] frog
[ ] hermit crab
[ ] none
[ ] turtle
[ ] hamster
[ ] snake
[ ] gerbil
[ ] guinea pig
[ ] pig
[ ] goat
[ ] chinchilla
[ ] tarantula
[ ] geese
[ ] rabbit
[x -LOL yes] snails
[ ] chickens

Your confessions:
[x] im afraid of the quiet
[x] I am really ticklish
[ ] I'm afraid of the dark sometimes
[x] I've collected comic books
[x] I shut others out when I'm sad
[x] I open up to others easily
[x] I read
[ ] I love Disney movies
[ ] I don't kill bugs
[x] I kill bugs
[x] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I bake well
[x] I have worn pajamas to class
[ ] I love Martha Stewart
[x - oops] I am guilty of TyPiNg LiKe tHiS
[x] I am self-conscious
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I can't swallow pills
[ ] I bite my nails
[ ] I play computer games when I'm bored
[x] Gotten lost in the city
[x] Gone out in public in your pajamas
[ ] Made out in an elevator
[ ] Been skydiving
[ ] Been bungee jumping
[x- oh adam im sorry] Bitten someone
[x] Dressed up like a guy/girl
[x] egged a house/car
[x- walking =S] Crashed into a car
[ ] Been fired
[ ] Been skinny dipping

Have you ever...
[ ] stolen a sign
[x] danced in the rain
[x] Seen a shooting star
[x] proposed to anyone
[ ] Gotten stitches
[x] Eaten Sushi
[ ] Gotten the chicken pox
[x] Ridden in a taxi
[x] Been on a cruise ship
[x] Driven.ridden over 400 miles in one day
[ ] Been on a Plane by yourself
[ ] had surgery
[x] seen a movie more than 3 times in the theater
[x] been on stage
[x] peed somewhere other than a toilet
[ ] gotten a black eye
[x] memorized all the dialogue in a movie
[ ] watched an entire baseball game on tv

Do you like...
[ ] old movies
[ ] musicals
[x] blasting music in your car
[x] foreign foods
[ ] anime
[ ] christmas time
[ ] donuts
[x] animals
[x] coffee

[19:53:24] [X].Elmo.Wants.You.[X].Hes.Under.Y
 our.Bed.[X] I'll Give You 11 Roses, 10 Real & 1 Fake, I'll Love You Until The Last One Dies says:

She can have mine *take's heart out and get's on one knee and give's it to Sarah*

[19:53:43] Artailé♥ ☆_SazBaby_☆-=ThisBitchBites=- [†AnotherMomentIsAnotherEternity(W
 ith Out You,My Only Desire)†] ||_xSoAlone_x|| says:

*takes maddies heart, not to live but to keep forever*