IF WE HAD SEX??


1. Would you be in control?

2. Would you pull my hair?

3. Would you wisper in my ear?

4. Would you talk dirty to me?

5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?

6. Would you say my name?

7. Would you go down on me?

8. Would you let me give you a hickie?

9. How many rounds would we go?

10. What would you wanna do afterwards?

11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly?

12. Would you lick and bite me all over?

13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?

14. Would you want me to take my time?

15. Would u fall asleep when we were done?

16. Would u want me to go fast or slow?

17. Where would u wanna "do it" at?

18 Would u be loud or quiet?

19. Would you mind if i liked you?

20. Would you do it 2day?

21. Would you do it 2morrow?

22. Are you going to re-post so I can answer them for you?

**Kiss on the belly-----"lets have sex"
**Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
**Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
**Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
**Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
**Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
**Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
**Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
**Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
**A wink ---"Let's get it on"
**Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
**Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
**Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
**Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go"
**Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
**Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
**Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"

--Advice--
*Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

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You fall asleep with-in 3 minutes of sitting down in front of the t.v

Your sun tan ends just above the elbow in the summer

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There is small heaps of grain outside the back door of the house every summer

Drilling does not mean putting holes through interior walls

Dress sense means cutting down on nitrogen applications

Your 4x4 acctually goes off road

You get frustrated by people calling straw "hay"

Your ideal holiday is to visit other peoples farms

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Your bag on your hoover is full of grain from july to september

The faint (but agreeable) smell of disel never leaves you

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A lamb follows the children into the kitchen and no one thinks its unusal

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Your lawn include hundreds of cattle hoof prints

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Your alarm clock is set to farming today, even though you hate it now

You've got the RPA's number on speed dail in your phone

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