your fookin mad like, pissin maself at your saying. x In reply to: "keemon hay give that big deformed cunt it tight" by B

Maybe an improvement aye but just trying to look like that clown tony mowbray haha

Ma dinners are the biz ask ma bro, i fed him for long enough and he's still alive
fleabag, ma poor wee cute puppy dog deserves better than that. Reagan wants lennon, budgie is freakin cause he thinks its after neil lennon(which secretly it is) but i told him John Lennon
back to the drawing board a think ma mum says she aint dog sitting a dog wi that name

How's you's all doin anyhow??
i've nae red stuff left B but next time your on it first just for being so feckin cheeky.

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they'l be worth waiting on trust me I've afew gid ones o u and Annette Good nite though eh?

were maybe shit but yous are bottom of that mickey mouse league! Haha!

Oh not much B, still trying to shift ma sare heed
it was a great night though eh?
some laugh. we should all get together once a year and get bloon oot oor heeds

have ye heard fae Stef since he went to Blackpool?
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Oh deary me.
how was you and nettie yesterday then?
aken a was fookin ill.
will ye private mail me nettie number please i forgot to get it aff her at the wedding. x

Well no long til the wedding now, are ye'sall set??

a was just speakin to Stef there and was pissin maself at the nick eh Andy Berry the night ye's aw went oot last week

he was actually talkin to ma garden gate fir 10 mins, a was hiding behind the blinds in stitches.

cannae take ye's naewhere.

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Not bad pal. Gettin on wi things same as usual. How bout ursel, ur kids r gorgeous by the way.

I was out with him the day and he says get yir kilt on
aye it will be a scream awright, Havoc is the word that springs to mind

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braw, tell annette ah said hi, ah got ian on this tae jammie get away in australia eh, ur wee lassies like yi. x

lol, ah work at benore care home across fae benarty school, hopin to get to uni next year fir ma nursin, nothin much else just goin out and gettin drunk , im single the new well pash stane yirsel kid climb the waws sometimes . what aboot yirsel? x

aw ur such a liar ah kin mind like it wiz yesterday. lol x

am awrite pal just workin away, and gettin pist when ah can , u did so like wrestlin u and james used tae run aw er the playgrund dane daft moves lol. x

B thats terrible callin ma brother a spangle, a mean your the wan that karate kicks chairs where yir pissed. Pure quality, at least when we argue we argue wi humans, no dining room chairs.

i'll have ma camcorder at the ready to catch any of your crazy capers.
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hello there stranger, av no seen u fae primary school lol, u still into that daft wrestlin . x

Hope you have your kilt at the ready B, am looking forward to a bevvy wi nettie, no had one wi her for ages

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Hey Bro, all is well here. Busy with work and football and a wee bit of drinking thrown in the mix..........just for good measure!

hey Brian, sorry to hear about your Uncle Dov. Sending my love to you and all the family. Thinking of you all

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aye aye am shit hot at it like

good tell wee nettie a said hi, aye things here are fine, just the same old shit different day eh.

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