Merry Christmas!! Here's a joke to get u thru the sress :p

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce Toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was Coming To visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were About to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the Floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys Were scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of Apple cider and a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all The Cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally Dropped The cider jug, and it Broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found the mice Had Eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell Rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said Very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'


... And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas Tree.

Ok girls here's how men should fit around OUR lives:

Ok so you meet a guy and decide it could be fun to give this one a shot and decide to go out with him. Here he is an accessory to your life. The life you have already established: your job, your car, your flat/ house, kids, friends, family etc. These are your essential wardrobe, you need these for everyday life. Here your new man is nothing more than nail polish. Something that looks pretty, and enhances your "look" (ie lifestyle) but can easily be scratched off if you get sick of it

So once you've decided that this guy is actually worth some time and effort and is proving to be one of the good catches, he moves up to a nice pair of earrings - makes your outfit (ie life) sparkle and your friends and fam start letting you know how beautiful you look with your new "earrings".

So now, if he's still got the possible long term factor going on and you start thinking along the road of taking the relationship a step further by moving in together or buying a love fern (lol), he takes on the role of a belt - a part of your wardrobe that is essential, but can still be replaced if needed (but you'll miss the way it sat so perfectly, and you might never find one the same no matter how hard you looked). He seems to be working out well and is starting to support you as an independent woman.

Well if you've made it this far, you've gotten hold of a real keeper there! We are now up to the stage of definate long term - we're talking proposals here girls! Once you've nabbed your man, stuck your telons into him and he's fallen head over diamond ring for you, he becomes your favourite pair of shoes - the ones that fit just oh so comfortably and work with any outfit (ie part of your life). Here he is essential and a major part of your "look" and is involved in your everyday lifestyle.

Ooo before you know it, it's been that 6-12 months of stressfull, but oh so exciting planning and it's time to walk that isle. You're man is still your best pair of shoes here, and will be up until the "I Do's" are over.... Ok so now, you're married, you've reeled in your catch, and he is now part of your family. The supporting husband that stands behind you in all of your "wardrobe" decisions - whether it be career, family, friends, or lifestyle. And because of this, your man now takes on most important part of your outfit - the supportive bra. The every day bra, that gives the support that you've always dreamed of. It may not be the prettiest, or sexiest bra, but it feels oh so good to wear it under that dress with those heels that are killing you as you try to small talk with those members of your family that you only see on reunions and don't even know their last names. Here (and in other parts of your life) you can rely on your faithful bra (or man) to make life a bit easier and either save you from uncle what's-his-face or sneak out and buy you a bit of vodka to add to your punch to tolerate the evening.

So, there it is. Girls, keep your lives and your "you-ness" in relationships. Only when a man is worthy (ie gives you a HUGE rock and says those 2 words every girl dreams of - I do) should we even start to think about compensating.

Men: Nail polish, Earrings, Belt, Shoes, and the golden prize - Bra

Ok no one must read blogs since I wrote one like 2 months ago and no one said anything! How rude! Lol. Man I'm bored.. I just showed Jason my awesome wigga pee wee pic and he thort it suckd.. dunno y.. made me rofl.. o well, im stil awesome

Anywho, I am bored, and so require entertaining.. people! this means you must entertain me! Haha nah, just send me ur luv and I'll b good

Luvins!!
Meee