Your mamas so stupid/fat 175 days ago

Here's a few for you

You mama's so stupid; a cup hit her and told the police she got mugged.

Yo Mamma sooo stupid, we were in the car and I said, "we need more gas" so she farted.

Yo momma is so stupid she went to sleep with a ruler to see how long she slept

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Your mother's so fat; her clothes have stretch marks.

Your momma is so fat not even God can lift her spirit.

Your Momma is so fat, when she went to a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Your Mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down

Your Mamma is so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Yo momma is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

yo momma is so musky that she made rightguard turn left.

Yo Momma’s armpits are so hairy; it looks like she got King Kong in a headlock!

Yo momma so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo momma so nasty she bent over and gave our loaf o'bread a yeast infection.

Yo momma so stupid when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

Yo momma so stupid she peels M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies.

Yo mama is so dumb when someone told her Christmas was around the corner, she went around the corner and looked!

yo mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless telephone.

You momma is so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.

Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mamma so fat when she put on an x-files t-shirt a helicopter landed on her

Enjoy lol