1. Scott
2. Henry
3. Hannah S
4. Shaun
5. Jessii
6. Rachael
7. Gillian
8. Trayner
9. Amanda
10. Matt
11. Sam
12. Jimi
13. Guy
14. Elliot C
15. Lukas
16. Dean
17. Rose
18. Ash

Q: Have you ever kissed 1?:
A. No haha.

Q. Whats your least favourite thing about number 2?
A. He's too good at Maths XD

Q: What's the best memory you have of 3?
A. Antigua =]

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
A: Thursday

Q: Is number 5 pretty?
A: Of course =]

Q: What was your first impression of number 6?
A. Hmm..it was like 6 years ago - so I can't remeber tbh =\

Q. What do you like most about number 7?
A. Sense of humour

Q: How did you meet 8?:
A: School, mainly in History in S3 - Mr Cooney!

Q: Do you think 9 would kill someone?
A: Hahah. Maybeee..!? Nahh.

Q. How long have you known number 10?
A. Since like s1, but more properly this year.

Q: Have you seen 11 naked?
A. Hahahah, no.

Q: Do you think 12 has a crush on you?
A: I should hope so not. Haha.

Q: What is the last thing you did with 13?
A: Sailed a funboat in Antigua in 2007 haha. I think.

Q. If you could give anything to number 14 what would it be?
A. Hmmm, not sure tbh.

Q. Would number 2 and number 15 make a good couple?
A. Lmao. Not a chance.

Q. If number 16 was a crayon, what colour would she/he be?
A. Hmmm..red?

Q: Have you ever been to 17's house?
A: Noope

Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 18?:
A: Nope

Q: When's the next time you'll see 19?:
A: -

Q: Are you really close to 20?:
A: -

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 21?
A: -

Q. Whats number 22's house like?
A. -

Q: Have you ever been angry with 6:
A: Nope, never.

Q: Would you ever make a move on no.5?!
A: Haha . . She wishes.....or not.

Q: Have you ever kissed 8?
A: Hahah. Nope.

Q: What do you and number 1 talk about the most?
A: Hmmm...shite normally. Something un-PC or stupid probs.

Q: Have you ever kissed 5?
A: Yep

Q: Do you ever talk to 16?
A: Yeah, not that often though.

A guide to deciphering what you friends mean (or perhaps what you mean) when they say things at the local pub.


No, really, I'm OK to drive.
I'm wasted and should have someone bring me home but I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.

I'm not used to these darts.
I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed.

Lets go out to my car and get some cigarettes. (w/ opposite sex)
You would look great face down in my lap.

You get this one, next round is on me.
We won't be here long enough to get another round.

I'll get this one, next one is on you.
This place has dollar drafts and beers are $4.50 a pop at the next bar.

Hey, where is that friend of yours?
I have no interest whatsoever in talking to you other than you're a way to get your friend into a compromising position.

Lets get out of here.
I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that biker guy's helmet.

Can I get a glass of white zinfindel. (female)
I'm easy.

Can I get a glass of white zinfindel. (male)
I'm gay.

Ever try a body shot? (male to female)
I am even willing to do a tequila shot if it means that I get to lick you.

Ever try a body shot? (female to male)
If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?

Look at that girl leaving with 5 guys.
Take a good look now because next time you see that face it will be on the back of a milk carton.

I don't feel well, lets go home. (female)
You are paying more attention to your friends than me.

I don't feel well, lets go home. (male)
I'm horny.

I've had like 10 beers already.
I've only had 3, but I need an excuse to behave this way.

Who's got the next round?
I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.

I'm getting my life back together.
Are you kidding? Would I be wasted in a place like this if I had my act together? I'm a mess; fear and avoid me like the plague.

Excuse Me. (male to male)
Get out of the way.

Excuse Me. (male to female)
I am going to grope you now.

Excuse Me. (female to male)
Don't even think about groping me, just get out of the way.

Excuse Me. (female to female).
Move your butt. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing like a ho...Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you, like the slut you are.

I'm out of here, I have to work in the morning.
I owe that guy who just walked in the door 100 bucks and have been avoiding him since football season.

What do you have on tap?
What's cheap?

Can I have a white Russian? (male)
I'm really gay.

Can I have a white Russian? (female)
I'm really easy.

You go ahead, I'll catch a cab
I already lined up a ride home with your ex-girlfriend.

That person looks really familiar.
Did I sleep with him/her?

Can I just get a glass of water? (female)
I'm annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.

Can I just get a glass of water? (male)
It's 9:00 am and I just stopped drinking about 90 minutes ago. Hell, I probably dropped half of my paycheck in here last night, it is the least you can do for me.

Do you have any Wild Turkey?
I want to make my friend really sick so we can all laugh at him in the morning.

I don't have my ID on me. (female)
I'm 19.

I don't have my ID on me. (male)
I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a 0.4 last time I was in here.

It's OK, I'll just go home with him/her.
There's a good chance my life will end up as the Monday Night Shocker on NBC.

Nick is such a jew,
he sits upon a church pew,
if you were to see him what would you do?
Well that all depends,
on what he'd do to you...
He likes rolling on the floor,
with his arms up in the air,
he likes shooting his sisters door,
and he doesn't really care.
His little yellow balls,
go flying everywhere,
and they go bouncy-bouncy-bouncy,
down each and every stair.
"Ricocheting everywhere",
that was Nick's little phrase,
and shooting Katy was really fun,
it put her in a daze.
But all in all I love Nick's mum,
she's uberly awesomely cool,
she'd be really funny drinking rum,
whilst swimming in a pool.
And Nick's dad is pretty awesome too,
he's worked in Chevron since he was like ten,
he's redecorating the upstairs loo,
and he gave Nick a free pen.
Nick enjoyed all the free pens
and gave them to his friends,
even I got one that day but not Nick,
and now his crying never ends.
But he knows now not to fear,
for the most acest person ever...
Rachael is here!