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• What will Stevie's excuse be for not moving into his new luxury penthouse flat in the upmarket West End suburb of Glasgow?

  1. The flat smokes marijuana and has got the munchies so it's grew legs and went looking for food
     
  2. Has to stay home to be the full time carer of his arthritic hamster puchased from a Mexican au pair
     
  3. Labour have introduced a new tax law on fibbing at 59p a porkie which Stevie has flaunted & abused
     
  4. Stevie's flatmate is a werewolf which would ignite his severe allergy of dogs at every full moon
     
  5. God's chosen Stevie as his player/manager for his American Football team - The Heavenly Halos
     

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• What's your favourite alcoholic drink?

  1. Beer
  2. Vodka
  3. Jack Daniels
  4. Morgans Spiced
  5. Cider

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• George Carlin - Modern Man

  "I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!
  
  I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.
  
  Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!
  
  I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.
  
  I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.
  
  But, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.
  
  I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the “F” word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.
  
  I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
  
  I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!"

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• Google Game

  Google Game
  
  the insert name game...
  
  Q. Put "[your name] needs" on Google.
  A. Martyn needs no motivation for final spot.
  
  Q. Put "[your name] looks like" on Google.
  A. Martyn looks like a cartoon character, but which one exactly?
  
  Q. Put "[your name] says" on Google..
  A. Martyns says chances of Test return are 'slim'
  
  Q. Put "[your name] wants" on Google.
  A. Martyn wants it for keeps.
  
  Q. Put "[your name] does" on Google.
  A. Martyn does a spot of solitary.
  
  Q. Put "[your name] hates" on Google.
  A. Martyn: Just woke up - God I hate.
  
  Q. Put "[your name] asks" on Google.
  A. Martyn asks questions after defeat to Hawick.
  
  Q. Put "[your name] becomes" on Google.
  A. Martyn becomes emotional in interview with Pops.
  
  Q. Put "[your name] likes" on Google.
  A. Martyn likes the sheep.
  
  Q. Put "[your name] eats" on Google.
  A. Martyn eats ash tray contents.
  
  Q. Put "[your name] wears" on Google.
  A. Martyn wears the trousers magazine.
  
  Q. Put "[your name] was arrested for" on Google.
  A. Martyn's girlfriend arrested for domestic assault.

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• What Do You Think Of Me & Stuff???

  Would you kiss me?
  Would you hold my hand?
  Would you fuck me?
  Would you ever fancy me?
  Would you ever love me?
  Would you make me breakfast?
  
  Am I ugly?
  Am I pretty?
  Am I vain?
  Am I lush?
  Am I a cheeky rascal?
  Am I a cool cat?
  
  

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Educación

1er/2do ciclo:

Falkirk College, 2006
NQ Music & Broadcast Technology

1er/2do ciclo:

Falkirk College, 2007
HNC/HND Sound Production

3er ciclo:

Glasgow Caledonian, 2009
BSC/BSC(HONS) Audio Technology with Electronics

Escuela:

Comely Park Primary, 1992

Escuela:

Falkirk High School, 1999

Trabajo

Empresa:

WM Morrisons

Cargo:

Sales Assistant

Período de tiempo:

May, 2004 - Junio, 2006

Lugar:

Falkirk

Empresa:

Cineworld

Cargo:

Multifunctional

Período de tiempo:

May, 2007 - Marzo, 2008

Lugar:

Falkirk

Empresa:

JD Wetherspoons

Cargo:

Bar Staff

Período de tiempo:

Marzo, 2008 - Marzo, 2008

Lugar:

Falkirk

Empresa:

WM Morrisons

Cargo:

Sales Assistant

Período de tiempo:

Marzo, 2008 - Actualmente

Lugar:

Falkirk

Empresa:

CLG

Cargo:

Door Steward

Período de tiempo:

Junio, 2008 - Junio, 2008

Lugar:

Stirling