Why do we ((sleep)) in [[church]],


But stay ((awake)) through a [[2 hour movie]]?


Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [[God]],


but so ((easy)) to talk about [[sex]]?


Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a [[Christian magazine]],


but find it ((easy)) to read [[Playboy]]?


Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [[Godly]] myspace bulletin,


Yet we ((repost)) the [[nasty]] ones?


Why are ((churches)) getting [[smaller]],


But ((bars and clubs)) are [[growing]]?


Why is it so easy to purchase {beer} and {wine}?


But so hard to donate 25 cents for a {Charity}?


Why is it so easy to worship a {Celebrity}?


But very difficult to engage with {God}?


Think about it, are you going to repost this?


Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?


Repost this as " dont read if ur immature ....seriously "


80 % of you wont repost this.


The Lord said:


If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father

If you're under the age of 13, you shouldn't even read this...


and if you do, you should not repost this.


Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.


It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.


You're a 90's kid if:


You can finish this ["ice ice _ _ _ _ "]

You remember watching:
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.
-Gargoyles


You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE!"


You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."


You remember:
-LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!!!
-Step by Step
-Family Matters!!!
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World!!!!
-Wild and Crazy Kids

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.


You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.


You remember reading "Goosebumps"


You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.


You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not


when everyhting was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
-skunk in the barn yard
-ms. mary mack
-big mac a tea a tea

when cops and robbers was a daily activity.


when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.


when we used to obey our parents


You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.


"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.


Captain Planet. He's a Hero.


You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.


You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.


You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.


You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3... and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders".....and you owned the Talkboy


You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS

Tu Pac was BOSS


You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.


You remember those Where's Waldo books.


You remember eating Warheads.


You remember watching:
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-Animporphs
-ghost busters



You remember Ring Pops.


You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.


If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"


When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.


You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.


Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.


You played and/or collected "Pogs"


You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.


one word. . . . . . . . Furbies.


You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.


And Windows 95 was the best.


You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.


Michael Jordan was a king.


YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!


All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.


You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out


You collected those Beanie Babies.


Carebears


Gak was the coolest stuff invented.


Lambchop's song never ended.


The old dollar bills.


Silver dollars, which were cool to have.


Everyone watched the WB and yelled at people who interupred them.


You collected all the Troll dolls


If you even know what an original walkman is.

if you still have one.


You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.


You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"


You know the Macarena by heart.


"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said


You