1.Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds


IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
beezleboss - tenacious d

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
even flow - pearl jam

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
steal my sunshine - len

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
little boy your goin to hell - metallica (southpark)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
bring the pain - MSI

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
american pie - don maclean

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
the science of selling yourself short - less than jake

WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT?
criminal - eminem

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
we all shine on - john lennon

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
bodies - drowning pool

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
psychosocial - slipknot

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
since i met you baby - bb king

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
forgot about dre - dr dre/eminem

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
break stuff - limp bizkit

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
school of hard knocks - POD

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
alive - POD

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
x - xzibit

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
this is halloween - marilyn manson



lol all songs by shuffle lol

whats blue and thrashes around on the floor?
a baby in a plastic bag

How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead!

What's blue and bloated and floating in your beer?
A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome!

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.

Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
I don't know why they didn't either.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was chained to a bumper

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.

What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.

What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion.

What's worse than smoking pot with a baby?
Making a bong out of it
How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave?
Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.

What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.

What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy.

What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller n smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
It was hit by a truck

wats grosses than gross?....a pile of dead babies
wats grosser than that?....theres a live one at the bottom
wats grosser than that?....its gotta eat its way out
u wanna know wats grosser than that?....it comes back for seconds

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don't bleed.

Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.

What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.

What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
Baby with slashed floaties.

What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.

What is black and goes up and down?
A baby in a toaster.

What is black and sits in a corner?
A baby with it's finger in a power socket

What is red and has more brains than the baby you just shot?
The wall behind it.

What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.

What is red and pink and hanging out of your dog's mouth?
Your baby's leg.

Whats worse then making dead baby jokes?
When you die and go to hell land all the dead babies will be waiting for you!

stoners national anthem
Party hard, Rock'n'Roll, Drink a keg, smoke a bowl, Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Tequilla Sunrise, PCP, We are stoners, we have class, Mess with us, we'll kick your ass, So all you preps, who think your cool, just remember, STONERS RULE, STONERS live, STONERS die, but in the end we all get high, So if a first you don't succeed, FUCK IT ALL AND SMOKE SUM WEED!!!!