hello boys and girls!!

its my b-day next week and even tho i will be in glasgow on the day, i have 3 days of festivities that you are invited to!

Thursday 26th - Lazer Quest then a meal at TGI Fridays!
Friday 27th - Drinks at mine then dancing at base
Saturday 28th - Night out at GHQ or somewhere!!

Please let me know if you want to come on thursday or not cause i will need to book lazer quest and the meal

Cheers loves


Dani xxxx

"this woman was sittin and a pure chimp came n started pullin her hair n she was just like "ooh hes so playful" well aye hen u widnae be sayin that if he was pullin on ur nipples"


"interesting story about gromit, he had an affair wi a Stafford bull terrier"
"aye? Who told u that"
"NICK Park! The fuckin creater. And that's a true story"

"salmon casserole. CRAIG PERRY SED THAT 2 ME. No about me, just ken "that lassi had a pure fishy fanny" and I was like aye sun geez a cookie then he did and we went roond france n someon was pure cryin n her tears smelt of fuckin fanny"

"paul macartney makes sofas"
"whys that amy?"
"oh cos he was a shite beatle., and all the other folk just wanted that yin wi the Chinese wife, that looks like she was goin 2 steal dimonds. But he was 2 lazy 2 get oot his bed like. Like that fickin Darren ginger cunts ma… lazy cow, but mind shes no disabled"

"who wud win a fight between aa badger n a weasel wi a nail gun?"
"and ken how ye get seconds? Aye well the weasles in a seal wi a machine gun, and a bit o debry cums fi behind n hits the badger n ken, hes unstable enuff at the best of times. So he pure hits the stoat, so ken that sides no use. So now there all fucked and theres a fox. Whos left? Aye so the fox n that… aye the fox cums n the weasel is stupid so he nails his feet 2 the floor….. think aboot it…. Haha ken"

I thit ma dug had balls… but ken its just a wee funny bit. No that im examinine its fanny. Ken il stop. Dae write that last bit doon, ken. Now im all seriosness, I have always wonderd what wud happen if a bat shat on u. Now u hear about pigeons n seagles and that but ken…. No bats"

"cruising on the west side, sittin wi ma hoe, when it shits on u OH NO NO"

"ken what I dae get, corination chiken, who fuckin crowned it like?"

"yoo gee me the jonny wobblers!"

"STOP TALKIN LIKE THAT YA DIRTY CUNT!!! Wjhat if I was the deli lama?? Wud u do it then???? MA FUCKIN SOCKS CUMIN OFF!!"

"shuv a fag up ur fanny, ken u cud… if u cling filmed it. And attached a magnet."

"I saw a video wen a elf shat,and another one came n shat, n an elephant pure put it in its mouth"

check them out on my blog

ive also added my opinion

www.danirowley.wordpress.com


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xxxx