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Leon The Changeling Von Cleese

If i was a lizard, i'd be an alligator biting buffaloes in the swamps!..but you!?! You're a gammy gecko!

1/1/08 | me too! | Reply

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Dligid Díummus Dermat
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Thought for the day:........

"Mail boxes drip like lamposts in the twisted birth canal of the Colisseum...."
The Other Half Of Me
Cian Gill
Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey....Cortez the Killer
99 and a half...
....it just won't do....
And I showe d him how do do it right...
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head

So I'd look like I was Deep

I said some Mumbo Jumbos then

An' told him he was goin' to sleep

I robbed his rings

An' pocket watch

An' everything else I found

I had that sucker hypnotized

He couldn't even make a sound

I proceeded to tell him his future then

As long as he was hanging around,

I said

"The price of meat has just gone up

An' yer ol' lady has just gone down . . . "
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...he rubs it....did you know that?...... neither did I...
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  • Hawk the Slayer

    Ok folks, for anyone interested, Medren will be showing this masterpiece of celluloid classness in West Wing 9 on UCC campus, on the 26th of November, from 7pm on. No fee in. so its free. i implore all to come along and see it. you won't be sorry....well maybe you might, but its still well worth a look

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  • Hmmmm....

    right, its now my last week in cork, as next saturday i move to Carlow. I have a jobbee working up there somewhere, and shall be moving in with some good friends, so should be zer good. feel free to pop up anytime, and have a bit of an old sessionee-boo.
    eh, Friday the 8th is my last night in cork, and co-incidentally my bands probable last gig till i come back. do pop along for some SSSSSÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSS!
     !!!!!, and make a good night of it all.
    all are welcome. read the bands page blog entry for more info on the gig if ya wanna come along.
    oh, and any funds to actually get me to carlow are more than welcome.....heh heh.....

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  • Kent
    luv Kent

    Dude i needed a fav of you would you be a dear and text us your number please as i got a new phone and i have lost your number

    5/11/09
  • luv Jerry Murphy Esq.

    The Phil album you got me has a hysterical message from Phil to his fans in the liner notes. It's signed "Luv, Phil Collins":L

    3/27/09
  • Marése

    Well man apologies for takin ages to get back to ya. We got a 3wk contract with the arch company but it's just outside carlow so been leavin at 6.45 & gettin back to waterford at 6.30 so been a bit pooped the last while. I hate drivin in the mornin though, stupid commuters in my way :( . There doesn't seem to be a lot else about though so i'd say there'll be a lot of reports finished over the next year:)

    2/28/09 via Mobile
  • Snap Happy
    luv Snap Happy

    Heya hun. How are you doin?

    2/26/09
  • Tricia B
    Tricia B

    Boy I demand funny weekend away pics, or even normal ones, or boring ones, just upload de pics!!!! HI!!

    2/11/09
  • Marése

    hiya :) long time no chat, how's the course goin? i'm waitin on a job to start (which i supose you could say means i'm still unemployed...), got put back a couple of wks but sure it give me a bit more time to get the polish at the trowel. so any news on the academic front?

    1/30/09
  • Snap Happy
    Snap Happy

    God yeah, we could have some laugh over that now. And ya's all laughin at me cause I'd never seen a carrot with the green leaves still on it until we went into Supervalu :P Will do hun, probably be around over the next few months no doubt :)

    1/22/09
  • Snap Happy
    luv Snap Happy

    Yeah, god Andrew I'm so sorry I couldn't be there. I really, really did want to be. How are you holding up? Things are alright with me. Started first year again this year with a totally different direction but the Psychology is great, I love it. It's just really tough work. When you do it through Arts you have to get 1sts or high 2.1's in everything to get into 2nd Year. It's a bitch when it comes to studying but it'll be worth it I hope... God you look so different. Shame I didn't see you last time we came down...but you were off digging up old...pots? Arrowheads perhaps? :P

    1/21/09
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  • Annie 'Cúglas' Humphrey
    luv Annie 'Cúglas' Humphrey

    Er, I know it's a bit silly to say this on Bebo but it's all I've got at the moment...I got the news from Marie and I can't express in words how terrible it must be. My condolences to you and your family. If there is anything I can do to help, PLEASE let me know. I miss you very much.

    1/20/09
  • Annie 'Cúglas' Humphrey
    luv Annie 'Cúglas' Humphrey

    Er, it's a bit silly to post on Bebo but this is all I've got at the moment...just got the news from Marie and I can't express in words how terrible the news is. My condolences to you and your family. If there's ANYTHING I can do for you PLEASE let me know. I miss you and I hope you can get through this okay.

    1/20/09
  • Tony'Oregan
    Tony'Oregan

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b1Ci... Check out the triangle bass! U clearly need 2 buy one of these... :L

    12/14/08
  • Quinn Direct
    Quinn Direct

    WHOA BLACK QUINNY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP-jW... You can clearly hear it in the lyrics...

    12/8/08
  • Chantelle Wallace

    :L :L hello sir, good nite last nite??

    11/1/08
  • Michelle Doran
    Michelle Doran

    Andrew stop looking at bebo and get back to writing up your proposal for Catriona now!! Catriona we've known eachother for 3 years now and i was hoping you might do me the honour... no no that's no good.... what about Catriona will you marry me??? too traditional... it's a toughy God I need SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roll on tomo night wohooo *MWAH*

    10/30/08
  • Michelle Doran
    Michelle Doran

    You're not black!!!

    10/30/08
  • Michelle Doran
    Michelle Doran

    flogged that's what you deserve for those jokes to be flogged!!! *MWAH*

    10/26/08
  • Michelle Doran
    Michelle Doran

    how did i end up in the brog last night? Also i am still drunk and i have to meet kevin in 20 min... i blame you

    10/24/08
  • Quinn Direct
    Quinn Direct

    LAKE GARDA!... Thought you might appreciate this as much as i do:-P Also... Ya bollocks! (but for a different reason)

    10/18/08
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