You know your a student when....


High school started at 8.30 but now anything before noon is "early"

Theres more beer than food in the fridge.

You can do a thousand things with mince, and have worked out the perfect way to cook 2 minute noodles.

You get more sleep in class than in bed.

Theres always a "question kid" in all your classes and you wish someone would tell them to shut the hell up.

The weekend lasts from thursday to monday.

You have numbers in your phone under names like Sketchy Sam and Alcohol Guy.

You know the exact closing times of all the fast food places in town.

You buy $6 bottles of wine.

You only do laundry once youve run out of clean underwear.

You go to the supermarket more than three times a week.

You've charged 50 cents to your eftpos card.

Finding strangers asleep on your couch is nothing out of the ordinary.

You try to study but procatinate by eating, cleaning, or rearranging your room again.

Atleast 20% of your furniture is made from crates.

Finding a dollar on the ground is the highlight of your day.

Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself a packet of noodles.

Someone leaves a cup/plate in your flat and you hide it before they ask for it back.

You stock up on condiments like sugar and tomato sauce sachets.

If youre in auckland, and you dont have a car, then you probably have holes in your shoes.

You try to steal rolls of other peoples toilet paper.

Getting mail is like christmas.

You talk about drinking games like theyre sports.

You have 3 couches and none of them match.

You ask people what YOU did last night.

You've travelled home with bags full of dirty clothes.

The only purpose your table has now is to play beer pong.

You actually know how to play beer pong.

Sometimes you wear earplugs to bed.

Bicycles dont seem so lame anymore.

You skip one class to write a paper for another.

You attend meetings and join clubs for the free food.

You frequently ask things like, "Can i pay $1.30 in cash and 70 cents on eftpos?"

It takes preparation.. and 3 people.. to take out the rubbish.

You can come up with many ways to turn any game into a drinking game.

Printers break down when you desperately need them.

You have a secret stash of toilet paper in your wardrobe.

You consider mcdonalds "Real Food"

Youve paid for things over $5 with a huge pile of 20 and 50 cent coins.

You see people taking naps in the library and no longer think its strange.

Youve eaten cereal out of a cup... With a fork.

You read to the end of this and then think of ways to procrastinate next.

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Smoked Weed
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (sexually)
(x) Drank Alcohol
SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 3

Level 3
( ) Snuck Out Of A Parent's House.
(x) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
( ) Been Arrested
( ) Made Out With A Stranger
( ) Gone Out On A Blind Date
SO FAR: 4

Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-Worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 7

Level 5
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your bebo Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 10

Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of bebo
(x) Been Mosh Pitting
SO FAR: 13

Level 7
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love(d) Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 17

Level 8
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone Puddle Jumping
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 22

Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 27

Level 10
(x) Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 29

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Robbed Someone
(x) Been Misunderstood
(x) Pet A Deer
SO FAR: 32

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 35

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
(x) Had deja vu
SO FAR: 36

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
SO FAR: 38

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 42

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
SO FAR: 46

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 49

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Been Kissed Under the Mistletoe
(x) Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach
SO FAR: 53

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 55

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" In School
(x) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 57

Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cube
(x) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
SO FAR: 61

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Stayed Up All Night
SO FAR: 65

Level 24
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had / Been In A Tree House
(x) Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 69

Level 25
( ) Seen a Ghost
( ) Have/Had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Jail/Visit.
SO FAR: 69

Level 26
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 74

Level 27
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
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Danz: You breathe in oxygen but you breathe out…?
Manda: Carbon Monoxide!

Nat: When I’m ill, I’m…?
Manda: Hungover!

Danz: When you drink, your…?
Manda and Nat: Drunk!

Hailz: If I’m stuck…?
Manda: You’re screwed!

Manda: Someone we really hate and we give all our money to?
D, N, R, H & E: Government! Rich people! Charity! Hobos!

*Trying to figure out Bob Baker*
Manda: Bob Concrete!
Nat: Bob Raper!

Manda: They are calling Global Warming…?
Nat: The end of the world!

Erica (To Manda): The full version of your dads name?
Danz: Jimothy!

Danz: When you lose, you’re a…?
Manda and Rach: Winner!

Manda: I don’t think I would mind seeing Gina naked. I haven’t seen her naked yet.

Hailz: The President is a…?
Nat: Dickhead!

Amanda: Oh what? So Noah could live to be 950, yeah right! And what about the boat? I mean how the hell can you get two of every animal on there? What about the hippos, what about the elephants, what about the crocodiles…WHAT ABOUT THE SHARKS!

Danz: It’ll be cool in here when we turn the fire off. (Wood burning fire in corner)
Rach: We’ll just blow it out!
Nat: Like a giant match!


Nat: My armpit really hurts.
Manda: Mine too and I got another pimple!

Danz: The three ‘R’s’: reading, writing and arithmetic.
Manda: But arithmetic start with an ‘A’.
Nat: And she doesn’t say anything about ‘writing’ starting with a ‘W’! (LOL)

Nat: My armpit is really sore!
Manda: Maybe it’s athlete’s arm! Not much athlete there though.

*Gina in the dark with mobile phone light*
Nat: Hey Gina! Remember when I had corneas!

Manda: We have an openwood fire.
All of us: No it’s not!
Manda: Well it has a door. It’s open enough.

Manda to Gina: Gina! Text your way to carpel tunnel syndrome!

New Tui ad: You don’t look a day over 21! Yeah right!

Danz: I was kinda disappointed with the waterfall. I thought it would be bigger. I can pee more than that!

*When the car broke down*
Rach: We are resourceful women…
Nat: Hear us roar!

Random Guy: Do you need any help?
Manda: Oh no, we are fine. *Turns to Danz* Oh shit. Ok where does this go?

*After Manda had a jug of beer*
Manda: My money is for shlothe clopping
Manda: We are getting drunk on drugs! (Jugs)

Manda (In reference to girls loo in Irish pub): Mna is Irish for girls.
Danz: You mean Gaelic.
Manda: Yea if it was Irish it would be (said is Irish accent) Gurls!

Erica: Can you guys hold the swear words for a sec, I’m on the phone to my mum.
Manda: SHIT, FUCK, MOTHER FU…
Rest of us: Shhhhhhhhh!!!!

*Talking about condoms*
Nat: Well if you were with a stranger you would wear one.
Rach: Yea I would.
Nat: Well you wouldn’t.
Danz: Yea what are you going to do? Put it on your head?

Manda: You make me clench my arse.

Nat: Add a t.v. show onto the end.
Danz: E.R.
Manda: Upper cruster!

Erica: Another kind of name for Gibberish.
Rach: Pig English!

Manda: I’m so cold I could pee snow!
Nat: Don’t eat the yellow snow!

Nat: It’s a disease where you lose your hearing.
Manda/Danz: Deftness!
Manda: Deftness is not a disease!

Nat: Manda, you have one volume…extremely loud.
Manda: You should hear me when I’m having sex! Arghhwww

Manda: A movie with Tom Cruise and aliens…?
Nat: E.T.!

Nat: What’s Danielle? A reject?

Hailz: What music don’t I like?
Nat: Crap!
Rach: No RAP!

Hailz: Something you put on your face?
Nat: Hat!

Hailz: There is smoke in this hole!
Nat: Did she say there’s a smurf in a hole?!?

Erica: Another name for a child?
Danz: A pedophile!

Erica: Guy that made lots of kids movies?
Manda: David Bane!

Nat: What do we all like to do?
Manda and Rach: DRINK!

Gina: Not prose but…
Rach: Cons!

Rach: It’s not a goose…
Nat: It’s a geese!

Danz: A large dinosaur that runs through the city?
Nat: T-Rex!

Hailz: Harry Potter plays it?
Nat: A wizard!

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