1. smoked - Yes
2. consumed alcohol - Yes
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex - Yes
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex - Yes
5. kissed someone of the same sex - Yes
6. had sex - Yes
7. had someone in your room other than family - Yes
8. watched porn - Yes
9. bought porn - Yes!!
10. done drugs - Yes

1. taken painkillers - Yes
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine - Yes
3. lied to your parents - Yes
4. lied to a friend - Yes
5. snuck out of the house - No
6. done something illegal - Yes
7. cut yourself - NO
8. hurt someone - Physically or Mentally
9. wished someone to die - No
10. seen someone die - No


1. missed curfew - Yes
2. stayed out all night - Yes
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself - Yea
4. been to a therapist - No
5. been to rehab - No
6. dyed your hair - No
7. received a ticket - Yes
8. been in a car accident - No
9. been to a club - Yes
10. been to a bar - Yes


1. been to a wild party - Yes
2. seen the Mardi Gras - Maybe
3. drank more than four beers in a night - Yes
4. had a spring break in Florida - No
5. sniffed anything - Yes
6. wore black nail polish - No
7. wore arm band - Yes
8. wore t-shirts with band names - Yes
9. listen to rap - Yes
10. own a 50 Cent CD - Yes!!!


1. dressed gothic - No
2. dressed prep - Don't Know
3. dressed punk - Yes
4. dressed grunge - Yes
5. stole something - Yes
6. been too drunk to remember anything - Yes Yes!!
7. blacked out - Yes Yes Yes
8. fainted - Yes
9. had a crush on your neighbour - No
10. had someone sneak into your room - Yes


1. snuck into someone else's room - Yes
2. had a crush on your best friend - No
3. been to a concert - Yes
4. humped someone - Dry Humped, Yes!!
5. been called a slut - Yes
6. called someone a slut - Yes
7. installed speakers in your car - No
8. broken a mirror - Yes
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house - Yes
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush - Yes


1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper - No
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater - Yes
3. cruised the mall - Yes
4. skipped college - Yes
5. had surgery - Yes
6. had an injury - No
7. gone to court - No
8. walked out of a restaraunt without paying - Yes
9. caught something on fire - Yes
10. lied about your age - Yes


1. owned an apartment - No
2. broke the law in the police's presence - Yes
3. cheated with someone - No
4. got in trouble with the police - No
5. talked to a stranger - Yes
6. hugged a stranger - Yes
7. kissed a stranger - yES
8. rode in the car with a stranger - Yes
9. harrassed sumbody - Yes
10. verbally harrassed - Yes


1. met face-to-face with someone you met online - Yes
2. stayed online for 12 hours straight - Yes
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight - Yes
4. watched TV for 12 hours straight - No
5. been to a fair - YEY!!
6. been called a bad influence - Yes
7. drink and drive - No
8. prank-called someone - Yes
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex - Yes
10. been cheated on - No


1. cheated on homework - Yes
2. held hands with someone of the same sex - Yes
3. been pushed into a pool - Yes
4. played pool - Yes
5. watched 5 hours of MTV straight - NOO
6. had a crush on someone 5 years older than you - Loads!!
7. had a crush on someone younger than you - Yes
8. worn eyeliner - No
9. skinny-dipped - Yes
10. laughed at a retarded person in a wheelchair - Yes

The Right Way 2 Treat Women!!

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs, they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewellery is for pussies and asian ladies.

7. If youre talking to another girl, make sure your girlfriend looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words stuff you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special, then take her to a burning tyre yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket...then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop whining about the cold right now you're going to be whining about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this, is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things...like lifting weights.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt and say no she's not hungry. Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what i'm talking about.

21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. She'll say "no, its just the rain". Ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to "stop crying you cry baby". Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.