The myriad choices of his fate
Set themselves out upon a plate
For him to choose
What had he to lose
Not a ghost bloodied country
All covered with sleep
Where the black angel did weep
Not an old city street in the east
Gone to choose
And wandering's brother
Walked on through the night
With his hair in his face
On a long splintered cut from the knife of G.T.
The rally man's patter ran on through the dawn
Until we said so long
To his skull-shrill yell
Shining brightly red-rimmed and
Red-lined with the time
Infused with the choice of the mind
On ice skates scraping chunks
From the bells
Cut mouth bleeding razor's
Forgetting the pain
Antiseptic remains cool goodbye
So you fly
To the cozy brown snow of the east
Gone to choose, choose again
Sacrificials remains make it hard to forget
Where you come from
The stools of your eyes
Serve to realize fame, choose again
And roverman's refrain of the sacrilege recluse
For the loss of a horse
Went the bowels and a tail of a rat
Come again, choose to go
And if Epiphany's terror reduced you to shame
Have your head bobbed and weaved
Choose a side to be on
If the stone glances off
Split didactics in two
Leave the colors of the mouse trails
Don't scream, try between
If you choose, if you choose, try to lose
For the loss of remain come and start
Start the game I che che che che I
Che che ka tak koh
Choose to choose
Choose to choose, choose to go

what the fuck is so good about Yoda? seriously, hes a old goblin with a cane who loses both the fights he is in and then ends up hiding in a swamp. what the fuck kind of master jedi hides? in a swamp even? you think he would have chosen somewhere abit more habitable, fuck the degoba system even tattoine is better than that hole. im sure a 'skilled' jedi master could deal with retarded sand people and midgit jawa even if he cant deal with two old men, pa-thetic. dont get me started on manikin skywaler...............though for the record he did become pretty cool when he quit being a fag and went over to the darkside and got all metal and shit.

1. Don't be gay.

2. Be "true".

3. All people who aren't "true" are gay.

4. Be grim.

5. Be necro.

6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible.

7. Break things while being grim and necro.

8. Don't have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed.

9. Repeat all above while denouncing organized religion in any form.

10. Never ever, EVER under ANY circumstances...

11. ...Listen to Peccatum.

12. When someone asks you if you enjoy the music of Mayhem, point out that
you only enjoy the music of "the true" Mayhem. Maniac is gay.

13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by "play" you mean "burn".

14. Don't be Dani Filth.

15. Never, ever, under any circumstances utter the phrase "Kenny G slams,
man."

16. Don't be Dani Filth.

17. When your mom tells you to take out the garbage tell her that you're too
metal to remove refuse.

18. Run for it!

19. Sodomize a virgin whore.

20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look out!)

21. Make sure your album goes out of print about 3 years after its
release... so it becomes 'cult'.

22. When in doubt, say "True Norwiegian Black Metal!"

23. If that doesn't work, blast beats can fill any silence.

24. Turn any cross you find upside-down.

25. Nipple twisting is not a blackmetal activity..

26. Write a cult, underground, grim and necro zine. Feature only interviews
with bands no one has heard of, even "true"
blackmetallers.

27. Never ever, EVER, EVER be open-minded.

28. Never write songs less than 15 minutes long and containing less than 15
adjectives in the title.

29. a) paint face. b) go in woods. c) act like troll.

30. Don't be Mortiis (or Dani Filth).

31. Don't wear white shoes after Labor Day.

32. Don't make jokes only your mom would get.

33. Don't make jokes.

34. When in doubt, scowl with eyes downturned.

35. Don't eat Marshmellow Peeps.

36. To producers of black metal albums: remember...no low end! If it doesn't
hurt to listen to, it can't be "true".

37. Make sure that no less than half of the musicians on your album are
"session" members.

38. When in concert, always growl names of songs so that they are
imperceptible. This will ensure that anyone who doesn't have your "cult" LP
won't get it.

39. Never play live.

40. When getting ready to go to a show, completely forget that the other
people there are not going to the show to look at you.

41. Use barbed wire whenever possible. (Note: this assists in being both
"necro" and "grim".)

42. When asked by a non true BMer what BM is, say something like, "BM is the
raw essence of pure black evil in man", in any case, make sure that by the
conversations end, the other person still has no idea what black metal is.

43. Drive one of your band members to suicide, and claim he died because of
the "mainstream" "infecting" the "scene".

44. Reform with "old members" and release an album intended to produce
commercial success.

45. When it flops say that you meant it to fail cause anything less wouldn't
be "true".

46. Have a side project. Ensure that all other members of your band also
have side projects.

47. Fill out the other slots in your other member's side projects as
"session" musicians.
48. Record everything in the same studio with the same
producer/instruments/equipment/etc
 .

49. Make sure your album cover never consists of more than three colors
(color options allowed: grey, black, white).

50. Publicly state that your band is "non-religious", then use the word
"Satan" over 400 times on your one-song thirty-minute album.

51. Never stuff your shoes to make them appear puffy and avoid the wearing
of backwards baseball caps if at all possible. Red ones in particular.

52. Insist that music should never progress and that it should still sound
the same way it did 9 friggin years ago.

53. Never say "friggin".

54. Never finish anything you start.

55. The w