1. Secondary school started at 9am, but now anything before 1pm is considered “early”.
2. You have more alcohol than food in your fridge.
3. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up.
4. You join every bank going to get the free highlighters .
5. You know how late McDonald’s, Subway, Hillbillys, etc. are open.
6. You think it’s the weekend on a Monday and you don’t know what month it is.
7. You check Bebo more than four times a day.
8. You wash dishes in the bathroom sink.
9. Finding random people in your house is perfectly normal.
10. Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some pasta in Lidl
11. You see several people daily you know you’ve met but can never remember their names or how you know them.
12. Your idea of a square meal is a Pop-Tart.
13. It becomes perfectly acceptable to wear pajamas out.
14. You never realized so many people are smarter than you.
15. You never realized so many people are dumber than you
16. Western Europe could be wiped out by a terrible plague and you’d never know, but by god if Alf Stewart got a new hat you'd talk about it for weeks!
17. You take ketchups,straws and napkins from fast food restaurants - hey, they’re free.
18. The elevators take forever but you’ll wait 10 minutes just so you don’t have to climb one flight of stairs.
19. You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you...they are evil devices put on this earth in spite of students!
20. You can recite the prices of Tesco value alcohol of by heart...but still aren't sure what modules you do in college.
21. The food in your fridge may or may not be older than your little brother.
22. You go out of your way to watch Home and Away twice a day.
23. Paying more than four euro for a bottle of wine is completely unacceptable.
24. Traffic cones, construction signs, stolen posters and similar random memorabilia are proof of not only you're alcoholism but also of your inner interior decorator.
25. You actually start using coupons...and by god you do it with pride!
26.U wil type al day on bebo,sending numerous comments,but da first 2000 word essay dat comes along ul complain about al the typing.

Do it!!
1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Ever had a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word?
8. what was ur first impression of me?
9. do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?
12. How well do u no me?
13. Whens the last time u saw me?
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?

1. Name:Harty
2. Nicknames DAVID, Fart, turbo
3. Birthday: August 13th
4. Place of Birth: suppose a hospital
5. Zodiac Sign: Leo
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Grade: Collage
8. School: Shithole
9. Occupation: i sit on my arse n get paid
10. Residence: d village n me gaf
11. MSN Screen Name: harty1988
__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Color:brown
13. Hair Length: possibly 1.34234mm
14. Eye color:brown
15. Weight: dont no
16. Height: dont no
17. Braces?: ha ha NO
18. Glasses?: specsavers NO
19. Piercings: Eyebrow + Ear
20. Tattoos: Dragon on me leg
21. Righty or Lefty: righty
___Your 'Firsts'___
22. Best friend: Corry (wreckin it)
23. First Award: ammm futbal i suppose
24. First Pet: A fat dog
25. First Holiday: Portugal
26. First Real School: play school
28. First Love: Amz
___ Favorites___
29. Movie: Braveheart
30. TV programme: home n away
31. Color: orange
32. Rapper: 50 cent n Eminem
33. Band: d Dubliners, Pogues, Killers
34. Song Right Now: Adgio 4strings, Tiesto
35. Friends: ha ha
36. Sweet: Skittles orange 1s
37. Place: bed..
38. Restuarant: gallileo
39. Favorite brand: dutch gold
40. Store: offie
41. School Subject: ha
42. Animal: SHEEP
43. Book: ....
44. Magazine: ...
45. Shoe: session runners
___Currently___
46. Feeling: tipsy
48. Have a crush: yeah!
49. Eating: Mighty Munch
50. Drinking: a can of Carlsberg (its x mas time to spend money)
51. Typing: this ting..
52. Online?: ahh ya
53. Listening To: adagio 4 strings..
54. Thinking About: wat im writina boy!
55. Wanting To: go out n get langers
56. Watching: this screen!
57. Wearing:nothin ha! only messin
___Your Future___
58. Want Kids? yip 2 r 3
59. Want to be Married: suppose
60. Careers in Mind: dont no jus in col 4d session
61. Where do you want to live: in a house hopefully
62. What Car Do You Want?: a turbo S 15 or r34 skyline
__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
63. Hair color: Blonde(dere stupid)
64. Hair length: long
65. Eye color: blue
66. Measurements: average..if were talkin bou height! dey have 2b firm
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: both again
69. Hugs or Kisses: fuck sake bath
70. Short or Tall: adverage NOT butty
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoin..
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: bit a both.
73. Fatty or Skinny:skinny but built n toned!
74. Sensitive or Loud: i hate loud ppl!
75. Hook-up or Relationship: hook up!!
76. Sweet or Caring:both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: definately trouble maker
___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: yep
79. Had Alcohol: stupid question ammmm ya
80. Smoked: a few joints!
81. Ran Away From Home: ya wen i crashed me bro scooter
82. Broken a bone: a bone fuck sake bout 1000
83. Got an X-ray: a few
84. Been with someone: yep
85. Broken Someones Heart: doubt it!
86. Broke Up With Someone: yeah
87. Cried When Someone Died: ya
88. Cried At School: in playskol threw me shoes over d wall cos i didnt wan2go in!!
___Do You Believe In___
89. God: ye
90. Miracles: maybe
91. Love At First sight:depends who it is..
92. Ghosts: maybe
93. Aliens: kinda
94. Soul Mates: suppose so!
95.Heaven: yea
96. Hell: No
97. Angels: of corse,sher aint i 1 meself!ha!
98. Kissing on The First Date:eh yeah!
99. Horoscopes: sumtimes
___Answer Truthfully_
100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Cant have? Private question!!