Hate bastard rovers
We only hate bastard rovers
Hate bastard rovers

Can we play you every week
Can we play you every week

I went to the alehouse I often frequent,
I saw old jack walker his money was spent,
He asked me to play,
I answered him nay,
With rubbish like yours I can beat any day.
...
And its NO NAY NEVER,
NO NAY NEVER no more,
Till we play bastard rovers,
NO NEVER no more.
...
Ewoods now empty, its getting knocked down,
They play their home games on a piece of waste ground,
jack walker looks round and says something's not right,
Cause theres far more players than supporters in sight.
...
And its NO NAY NEVER,
NO NAY NEVER no more,
Till we play bastard rovers,
NO NEVER no more.
...
Five years have now passed and BURNLEY rule supreme,
The league and the cup have been won by our team,
The bastards are bankrupt and long since have died,
And jack walker sweeps up down at BURNLEYS long side.

We hate bastards
We hate bastards
We hate bastards

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly:
"Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury?"
Shanks said: "No, I don't think so. But i've heard of the Longside, Burnley!"
Na na na na na na na,
Na na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na na,
We are The Longside, Burnley

Andy gray Andy gray
Andy Andy gray
He gets the ball and scores a goal Andy Andy gray

Were here were there wed kill em any were
Those bastard twats those bastard twats

Chim Chimeney, chim chimeney,
Chim chim cheroo.
We are the bastards in claret and blue.

One man went to shit (shit),
Went to shit on Ewood,
One man and his baseball bat,
Went to shit on Ewood,
Two men went to shit (shit),
Went to shit on Ewood,
Two men, one man and his baseball bat,
Went to shit on Ewood,
Three men went to shit (shit),
Went to shit on Ewood,
Three men, two men, one man and his dog,
Went to shit on Ewood...
(to ten)
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
And the dirty black arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Ewood tomorrow,
And shit on the bastards below, (below),
Shit on, shit on, shit on the bastards below (below),
Shit on, shit on, shit on the bastards below (below).

For ever and ever, we'll follow a team,
It's Burnley FC we are supreme,
We'll never be mastered by the Blackburn bastards
And keep the claret flag flying high!

Who's that dying on the carpet
who's that dying on the floor?
Why it's big fat Jack and he's had a heart attack
And he won't be watching BASTARDS any MORE!!!

EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY!!!

We love you burnley, we do
We love you burnley, we do
We love you burnley, we do
Oooh Burnley we love you!

Sing your heart out for the lads
SING YOUR HEART OUT FOR THE LADS!

Come to Ewood
Come to Ewood
It's a place of M I S E R Y
There's a notice on the doorstep saying welcome unto thee
Don't believe us, don't believe us
For it's all a pack of lies
If it wern't bastard Rovers it would be a paradise!

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goin out to all them bastard rovers fans out dere

Hello Hello we r the BURNLEY boys
Hello Hello we r the BURNLEY boys
i rather shagg a bucket with a hole in it
than be a bastard rovers fan for 1 minute
Hello Hello we r the BURNLEY boys
Hello Hello we r the BURNLEY boys
if ur a bastard rovers fan surrender or u'll die
COS WE ALL FOLLOW THE BURNLEY !!!!!!!!!!!!

care free where eva we maybe
we r the famous BFC
n we dont give a fuck
hu eva u maybe
cos we r the famous BFC

follow follow follow
follow the clarets to shit on shitwood
every claret and blue
is gunna come shit on u
follow the clarets to shit on shitwood

HE TACKLES AND HE PASSES
HE WRESTLES AND HARRASES
HE GETS ON PPLS ASSES
HIS BETTER THAN ZIDANE
CHRIS MCCANN!

WE

1. give me ur number?
2. love me?
3. let me kiss u?
4. watch a movie with me?
5. have dinner with me?
6. drive me sumwer?
7. take a shower with me?
8. be my gf/bf?
9. tell me u think im cute?
10. buy me a drink if i didnt have one?
11. take me home for da nite?my house r ur house?
12. let me sleep in ur bed?
13. fuck me?
14. re-post this for me 2 let me answer ur questions?
15. do u think im attractive, beautiful or sexy?
16. do u like my style?
17. do u think im funny?
18. do u care about me?
19. would u dance with me?
20. would u sing happy b'day 2 me?
21. am i in ur dreams?
22. wot wud u do wiv me if we wer alone 4 10mins?