jeremy:"its almost like a moral decision...but not really cause noone will find out.."

jeremy:"mark,if i get rid of the dog corpse there's a chance i could still get laid here.'

Mark: "Jeremy, there are many things I would do to help you, but digging a hole in the wintery earth with my bare hands so that you can bury the corpse of a dog you killed is not one of them"

Girl at bar: "Can I have a metre of vodka with an inch of tonic.."
Mark: "Oh, naughty, you've combined metric and imperial..you might get an interdenominational hangover that way"

Mark: "This is the last friendship I have that’s not backed up by enforceable legal documents"

Mark: "That’s where society's headed: people ******** in bags and throwing them out the window"

Jez: "If I don't think about it, there's always a chance it didn't happen"

Jez: "Here’s some flowers, they'll very soon die, but then again everything does in good time"

Jez: "This isn’t wrong, its just illegal, like drink driving"

Jez: "Oh yes justice is done...well not justice, but what I wanted to happen, which is basically the same thing"

Muggers: Give us your phone give us your wallet!
Come on! before we ****** do you!!
Mark: Do me? are they gonna rape me? or kill me?
if they rape and kill me i hope they kill me first, i sort of win.

"I would literally stab a baby to do it!"

"Frosties are just Cornflakes for people who can't face reality!"

"I'm a mother****er, that's literally what I am"

Jeremy : [speaking at his uncle's funeral] Uh, yeah, I spent some time with Ray before he went and I just wanted to say that I think we should all remember that Ray, by the end, he loved Jesus. Now, I know, Liz, there's no proof for Jesus, but then there's no proof for lots of things, like science or the stock market and we believe in them. Look, what I'm trying to say is that if I was dying and I decided that even though I'd never particularly been into, say, Enya before but that now I really, really was into Enya and that in fact, I thought Enya was great and that Enya died for our sins and I wanted an Enya themed funeral with pictures of Enya and lots and lots of mentions of Enya, then I think it would be a bit bloody rich for my sister to ban all mention of Enya from my funeral. Yeah?

'Im a fire starter a twisted fire starter'

Since the 1960s, scientists have suspected that a meat-based diet is somehow related to the development of arteriosclerosis and heart disease. As early as 1961, the Journal of the American Medical Association said: Ninety to ninety-seven percent of heart disease can be prevented by a vegetarian diet. Since that time, several well-organized studies have scientifically shown that after tobacco and alcohol, the consumption of meat is the greatest single cause of mortality in Western Europe, the United States, Australia, and other affluent areas of the world.

The human body is unable to deal with excessive amounts of animal fat and cholesterol. A poll of 214 scientists doing research on arteriosclerosis in 23 countries showed almost total agreement that there is a link between diet, serum cholesterol levels, and heart disease. 4 When a person eats more cholesterol than the body needs (as he usually does with a meat-centered diet), the excess cholesterol gradually becomes a problem. It accumulates on the inner walls of the arteries, constricts the flow of blood to the heart, and can lead to high blood pressure, heart disease, and strokes.

On the other hand, scientists at the University of Milan and Maggiore Hospital have shown that vegetable protein may act to keep cholesterol levels low. In a report to the British medical journal The Lancet, D.C.R. Sirtori concluded that people with the type of high cholesterol associated with heart disease may benefit from a diet in which protein comes only from vegetables.

What about cancer? Research over the past twenty years strongly suggests a link between meat-eating and cancer of the colon, rectum, breast, and uterus. These types of cancer are rare among those who eat little or no meat, such as Seventh-Day Adventists, Japanese, and Indians, but they are prevalent among meat-eating populations.

Another article in The Lancet reported, People living in the areas with a high recorded incidence of carcinoma of the colon tend to live on diets containing large amounts of fat and animal protein; whereas those who live in areas with a low incidence live on largely vegetarian diets with little fat or animal matter.

Rollo Russell, in his Notes on the Causation of Cancer, says, I have found of twenty-five nations eating flesh largely, nineteen had a high cancer rate and only one had a low rate, and that of thirtyfive nations eating little or no flesh, none had a high rate.

Why do meat-eaters seem more prone to these diseases? One reason given by biologists and nutritionists is that man’s intestinal tract is simply not suited for digesting meat. Flesh-eating animals have short intestinal tracts (three times the length of the animal’s body), to pass rapidly decaying toxin-producing meat out of the body quickly. Since plant foods decay more slowly than meat, plant-eaters have intestines at least six times the length of the body. Man has the long intestinal tract of a herbivore, so if he eats meat, toxins can overload the kidneys and lead to gout, arthritis, rheumatism, and even cancer. And then there are the chemicals added to meat. As soon as an animal is slaughtered, its flesh begins to putrefy, and after several days it turns a sickly gray-green. The meat industry masks this discoloration by adding nitrites, nitrates, and other preservatives to give the meat a bright red color. But research has now shown many of these preservatives to be carcinogenic. 9 And what makes the problem worse is the massive amounts of chemicals fed to livestock. Gary and Steven Null, in their book, Poisons in your Body, show us something that ought to make anyone think twice before buying another steak or ham. The animals are kept alive and fattened by continuous administration of tranquilizers, hormones, antibiotics, and 2,700 other drugs. The process starts even before birth and continues long after death. Although these drugs will still be present in the meat when you eat it, the law does not require

Homely British singing sensation Susan Boyle has been offered $1 million to make a porn flick.

The plain Jane superstar with the spellbinding voice would have to lose her virginity on camera to earn the seven-figure payday from Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films.

"We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world's attention," said Kick Ass boss Mark Kulkis. "Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I'm sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible."

Boyle, who says she's never been kissed let alone bedded, has taken the entire world by storm since she appeared on the American Idol-style TV show "Britain's Got Talent."

A Web clip of her singing a tune from the Broadway hit "Les Miserables," has received 100 million hits worldwide, more than five times President Obama's historic victory speech.

If Boyle accepts the offer, the porn company will fly her out to Tinseltown on - you guessed it - Virgin Airlines.

Fans will also get a chance to choose the title for the raunchy film. It's unclear who might play the leading man.