Iain McDowall
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Male, 22,
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- from Ayr
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- Tagline
- How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat!?
- Me, Myself, and I
- Only Judy Can Judge Me
Soon To Be The End Of An Era
- Music
- Everything, Led Zep, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Kings of Leon, Oasis, Foo Fighters, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, The Who, Rolling Stones, Clapton, Hendrix, Eagles, AC/DC
- Films/TV
- Blade, Pearl Harbor, Braveheart, Battle Royale, Blood Diamond, Sleepy Hollow, Pulp Fiction, Four Rooms, Kill Bill, Sin City and Pirates of the Carribean, Prison Break, Heroes, Saw films, The Departed, Lock Stock
- Sports
- Gettin peggied for Fenwick, plus the occasional visit to the gym
- Scared Of
- Birds, especially sea gulls
- Happiest When
- Playin football with the boys, out at the weekend, having parties at the flat, havin a wee family sunday dinner with the ones who matter, family is the most important thing got a crazy one but would be lost without them
- Unhappiest When
- rangers get beat, gettin up for work
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Billy Conolly
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Things I hate about everybody...
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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...
I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
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People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
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When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
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When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
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People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".
Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
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When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
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When people say "life is short".
What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?
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People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
So what did they used to be? Ears? Wellington boots?
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When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
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People who announce they are going to the toilet.
Thanks, that's an image I really didn't need.
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McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering...
It has to be a McChicken Burger, NOT just a Chicken Burger you get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you Mcf*cking McTosser.
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When you’re involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'
Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off
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Education Info
- College:
- Glasgow Caledonian, 2008
Quantity Surveying - School:
- Carrick Academy, 2004
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Kirsty Anderson1 week agoAlrite pal, how are you? xxx
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2 weeks ago
James Gibson
offensive and inappropriate language in the newspaper section haha! cunts. aye theyre long gone, a could bring them if u want there ure only chance of gettin a bird.......
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Jay R T
Alright lad... Hows it going? What u been up tae lately? Much? Hope all is well in sunny scotland lol. Freezing doon here pal so cannie imagine how cold it is back hame..!! Every wan cool?
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James Gibson4 weeks ago
sounds like a plan, same place same time?
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Kirsty Rowan4 weeks agoI think you'll find I taught you everything you know, which come to think of it is not alot
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He sure is hard work even tho he's a good baby, there's always something to be done ... Getting this bathroom done has made it extra stressful 
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Wed is still on!! Make sure you bring your wallet for lunch, even tho I've stared back at weight watchers and will prob only get roll or something !!!
Was thinking of coming over for about half 11, taking pish to folk for an hour then heading for luncheon???
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Memories of paris - look at the head of hair on ye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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James Gibson9 weeks ago
wats hapnin baldemar u jammy cunt!! This bebo carry on is better than facebook, we goin 4 sumthn 2 eat and clunge huntin durin the week...
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HaRoOn sHaFiQuE10 weeks agoNot bad m8! Hows things at the council then? Can't imagine ur missin armours, lol. Yea am orite, I'm workin in Aberdeen now, been here since March, got engaged in June, getin hitched in Jan. Alot of changes here n there.
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Iain Russell10 weeks agomon the seagulls
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Lynne11 weeks agohey,
hws u, havnt spoke to u in a while!
wat u bn upto? xxxxxxxxxx -
Dougie Merry11 weeks agoha sorry pal. nice motor but
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11 weeks ago
Dougie Aitken
alrighty big guy???? its true havin a wee look into it the now, could possibly be the next move, goin there for 4 days n bangkok for 4 day witht the mrs at the end of the month so that will be a good we holiday n then movin into my new 2 bed apartment on the palm on the 1st Oct so when you comin back over?
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HaRoOn sHaFiQuE11 weeks ago
Big Iain! Remember the only choco from ur old wrk? Not likely u 4gottn, lol. Hows things goin 4 u anyway, not herd from u in ages?
