100 Facts

1) I am half Belgian
2) I'm pretty tall for my age
3) I've never been late for school once
4) I love outdoor sports
5) I used to play football religiously
6) i can bend the top knuckle of my finger, like E.T, without bending the other knuckle
7) I can't roll my tongue, but its genetic, so thats not my problem
8 ) I regret not taking chemistry at standard grade and higher
9) I regret giving up many sports
10) I'm really big headed

11) I'm really laid back
12) I can only drive in first gear
13) My dad is an artist
14) My favorite item of clothing is my checkered shirt
15) I have many different groups of friends
16) I often don't manage that well
17) I get jealous very easily
18 ) I hate hate hate being proved wrong
19) My favorite colour is orange
20) My favorite country to be in, is France

21) I don't like any other alcohol, other than beer
22) Watching someone drink vodka makes me be sick
23) I fancy Alan Rickman
24) Stephen Fry for President
25) I love love love reading Philosophy
26) I like the Edinburgh Trams
27) I've climbed 3 Munro's...
28 ) And i'm ashamed, and will climb many more
29) I love Duke of Edinburgh
30) My cat is morbidly obese

31) I once took charge of 30 girls, and sent them rafting across loch tay at 2am
32) I want to study Philisophy at Edinburgh, or become an outdoor sports instructor
33) I get attatched to people very very easily if they show signs of friendship to me
34) I weep at 90% of all films I watch, even if they're not sad
35) I'm generally an overly emotional person
36) I've had around 8 dreams where my school year have gone to war
37) I always survived
38 ) I'm good with children
39) I'm even better with dogs
40) I'm in love with My Form Teacher...

41) And have been since the first day he walked into my form...
42) And i stupidly made a promise to Megan i would tell him this at prom...
43) I will be drunk.
44) I'm going to Prom with Ryan, my friend for pure aaaaaages
45) I always feel like i under achieve
46) I love to play guitar
47) My favorite bands are elbow and the strokes
48 ) My old philosophy teacher is one step below Homo Sapien in the evolutionary stages of man
49) I despise butter
50) Nothing i do is ever good enough for my parents

51) I'm only half way done
52) And struggling
53) I can't spell for shit
54) I've seen every episode of Friends, the Big Bang Theory and Skins, at least 5 times. (Friends is at least 12)
55) I know every word to the 'Fairy Godmother Song' in shrek 2
56) I hate change
57) I play guitar and bass
58 ) I played cello for 5 years
59) My longest surviving good friend is Tom
60) I wrote a petition to my Head teacher when i was in primary 1

61) I used to lie eccentrically
62) I like to lead people
63) I take charge, rapid
64) I take pride in everything
65) I'm a perfectionist
66) I fucking hate racism
67) The 26 bus is my favorite way to get around
68 ) Apart from cycling
69) I can never find Wally
70) I like being friends with my friends Mums

71) I swear like a trooper
72) When im around certain folk, i use healfy slang and have a great accent
73) My favorite film of all time is Toy Story
74) Closely followed by Bend It Like Beckham
75) People who exclude others are fucking morons
76) I fucking love Human Biology
77) When im drunk, i like to lecture folk, and take dogs on walks
78 ) I feel like the 'mother goose' a lot
79) My numeracy could be better
80) I love to read

81) i can open up a Harry Potter book anywhere and know whats just happened, whats about to happen, and probably the next piece of Dialogue
82) But i think twilight is so badly written
83) I hate the obsession of Cook from Skins
84) I fucking HATE HONEY :@
85) I'm petrified of Mould
86) I physically can't pee if someone is outside the bathroom
87) I get embarassed easily
88 ) I have a lot of confidence to stand up in front of people and speak
89) But im not confident about my loo

******....OPINIONS....******

1. Am I hot?:
2. Am I sweet?:
3. Am I crazy?:
4. Am I lovable?:
5. Am I funny?:
6. Am I annoying?:
7. Am I psycho?:
8. Am I daring?:
9. Am I a good person?:
WOULD YOU......********

10. Hug me?:
11. Miss me if I was gone/leaving?:
12. Listen to my problems?:
13. Hug me if I cried?:
14. Be a good friend?:

> >>> >****...WOULD YOU... (Opposite Sex Only)****

15. Ever go out with me?:
16. If you already have would u do it again?:
17. Kiss me (really)?:
18. Ever marry me:
19. Ever talk bad about me if we ever broke up?:

> >>> >******....HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME....??******

20. When's my birthday?:
21. How old am I?:
22. How do u spell my first & last name?:
24. Who is my most current ex?:
25. Who is my best friend?:
26. Who am I crushing on/dating?:
32. Favorite sport?

> >>> >******....Just A Few Questions....******

33. What do u love about me?:
34. What do u hate about me (seriously)?:
35. What is my best quality?:
36. IF u could change one thing about me it would be?:
37. What is your opinion about me?

1. Carla is the only woman to ever defeat a brick wall in a game
of tennis.

2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures
Carla allows to live.


3. When Carla was born, the MALE nurse said, "Holy Cow! That's Carla!" Then he had sex with her. At that point, he was the third
guy she had slept with.

4. When Carla goes to donate blood, she declines the syringe, and
instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

5. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Carla could
use to kill you, including the room itself.

6. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan
borrowed two quid from Carla and forgot to pay her back.

7. Carla can count backwards from infinity.

8. Crop circles are Carla's way of telling the world that sometimes corn
needs to lie the f**k down.

9. When Carla jumps into a body of water, she doesn't get wet.
The water gets Carl instead.

10. Carla can divide by zero.

11. In fine print at on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records
it notes that all world records are held by Carla, and those
listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching
her.

12. Carla is not lactose intolerant,she just refuses to put up
with lactose's shit.

13. Carla has two speeds: walk and kill.

14. Carla is the reason why Wally is hiding.

15. Carla can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At
night.

16. You are what you eat. That is why Carla's diet consists
entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

17. Carla once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching her
Nintendo controller. She just yelled at her TV in between bites of her
"Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

18. Carla played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and
won.

19. If you were to lock Carla in a room with a guitar, a year
later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's.
When asked why she doesn't do this Carla replied "Because Grammy's are for
queers." Then she ate a knife to show the seriousness of her response.

20. On her birthday, Carla randomly selects one lucky child to
be thrown into the sun.

21. When Carla does a push up, she isn't lifting herself up, she's
pushing the Earth down.

22. Whenever Carla puts out a cigarette, she throws it in slow
motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno
erupts behind her.

23. Carla invented black. In fact, she invented the entire
spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

24. Carla coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after she ate
every last unicorn in existence.

25. Carla haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.

26. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an
immovable object" was finally solved when Carla punched herself
in the face.