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- fuck sake Claire!!
- Ich über mich
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joie de vivre
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum.
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself.
Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t.
shit
nothing makes sense
so i wont think about it
- ill take the best of your bad moods
- and dress them up to make a better you
- yes please
- Say Anything. Death Cab. Jimmy Eat World. Dashboard. Manchester Orchestra, Brand New. The All-American Rejects. Bright Eyes. Damien Rice. Muse. Ben Folds. Shelby Starner. Paolo Nutini. Kings of Leon. We Are Scientists. The Afters. Jacks Mannequin. The Shins. Imogen Heap.
- yes please
- The OC. Vitamin water. Martini. Starbucks. Codewords. Tiffanys. Quoting. Post secret. Sex education with Tina. Wearing man shirts. When I get OC moments. Late night walks. Audrey Hepburn. Dancing like a moron. Long car drives. Wrestling Zak. Inside jokes. Pay day. Sad movies. Misbehaving with Larmour. Beer Pong. Man Quotes. Getting called Claire Bear. Asda. Parties. Funny people. Sleeping. Being a taxi driver on GTA. Garden Centres. Frisbee. Princes Street Gardens. Gossip Girl. Flyering. The brothers. Lunching with Larmour. Moaning about sad face things. Summer. Cheap food.
- no thanks
- Being ignored. Sliceyness. Not having a decent job. Pep talks that involve cliches. Failing. Being Poor. The unknown. Fish in the sea (both literally and metaphorically). Twilight. Clean versions of songs. My hooring back. Grans cooking. Sleeping in. Being indecisive. Moths apparently. Messed up dreams. £5 notes. Mums moodswings. When I don't get my seat in subway. When switches are on and nothing is plugged in. Growing up. Winter. When my dad refers to bands as 'hip 'n' happening'. Babies. People that excessively 'aww' at babies. Karma.
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Quotes :]
"Whats the beeping? Did my phone just censor your speech?"
- Amy
"I'm gonna call my kid Sophia"
"IKEA?"
- Tina & Claire
"Omg. I'm so confused about how to eat this"
"Same. I'm eating Ice Cream with a fork"
- Natalie & Claire
"I really underestimated the martini..lol"
- Tina
"Desperate times call for desperate-"
"He's not a desperate measure! He's a catch!"
- Claire & Amy
"Sorry, I thought you said someone was...oh"
- Claire
"Your face looks good today"
- Alastair
"I totally disagree with sex laws. If a man wants to love his cat he should be allowed to and i'm sure you don't disagree"
- Zak
"He looks like he's been smacked with a spade"
"yeah but he has a car so that makes up for it"
"true...wait, are you being sarcastic?"
- Claire & Tina
"Maths might be a bit more fun if it had polka dots"
- Claire
"Hows our interbred child going?"
- Cally
"Whos this guy? I'm no getting raped"
- Dean
"Is the code for lady bits deer?"
"yeah.."
"wait..does that make man bits Claire?"
- Claire & Tina discussing our epic codewords.
"Hahahahahaha. Bitch. Owned.
- Dean
"Omg, I'm raping the taliban!!"
- Claire
"Look, number 1, Obviously if it was serious you could and, number 2, erm wait. Oh shit. There was a very good, valid second point. Fuck, it was so good"
- Ally
"Claire, Where are you?"
"Peeing"
"I can't see you"
"I don't want you to see me.."
"I don't mind, we have the same bits"
- Amy & Claire
"I'll do a test to support you if you like but I better be fucking pregnant coz I hate failing tests"
- Claire
"Oh fuck"
"What?"
"We're fucked"
"How fucked?"
"Pretty fucking fucked"
"Oh fuck."
- Ally & Claire
"Yeah...Actually, I have no clue what you just said, Ally, so i'm just going to assume that its something to do with what I think you may have said"
- Claire
"I need a straw so I can sook seductively"
- Claire
"Be nice to me"
"You're a beautiful specimin of femininity"
- Claire & Alastair
"Man, fingers are crazy"
- Alastair
"Wtf? You're blowing us off so she can blow you off?"
- Claire
"Fuck off thats my finger you bint...sorry it just really hurt"
- Ally
"Girth control chocolate?"
"BIRTH CONTROL?"
- Kirsten & Claire
"Amy? Who's Amy?"
"Really short, little, ginger girl."
"NINJA GIRL?!?!?!"
- Grandad & Claire
"I just peed outside 3 times! My piss is everywhere!!"
- Amy
"I'd like to order a quarter pounder cheese burger with cheese"
- Amy
"Tina, when you drive it'll be so great! Imagine getting driven about and not having to perform sexual favours"
-Claire
"I'm happy that you're happy that I'm happy coz you're happy"
- Zak
"Imagine how many words you can like learn to say"
- Ally
"Claire, you're just like one big g-spot"
- Amy
"The only reason I don't prozaks is because I have zak"
- Claire
"Claire, I swear I just saw JarJar Binx in your fish bowl"
- Ally
"Ally, thats the police outside"
"No it isn't, Don't worry"
"Yes it fucking is, he just said roger!!"
- Claire & Ally
"Natalie, your dog just tried to kiss me"
"You've pulled Claire! You've pulled!"
- Claire & Natalie
"Oh you've got your bra on"
"Don't sound so surprised"
- Amy& Claire
"No, don't kiss me!! You've been eating doritos!!"
"Thats the only reason you don't want me to kiss you?
"
- Amy & Claire
"Cancel being an idiot"
- Ally
"You are reekin' of do3 Kommentare 446 Tage
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Dictionary Of Claire
Tunt;
A clever combination of the words tosser and cunt.
ie: "Stop being a tunt and give me my shoe back!!"
Latin roots: The Roman Alfredus Tunt who was infamous for being a fag.
Faced;
An abreviation of 'shitfaced' and 'fuckfaced' etc.
ie: "Omg, I actually faced"
Latin roots: None. The roman guy was too faced to function.
Fof
Also an abreviation, to tell someone to leave you alone.
ie. "Will you just fof, okay?"
Latin roots: Aenus, the 'fof' man. Created when he was attacked at Troy.0 Kommentare 612 Tage














wasnt planning on it, but i will
xxxx
really
ill miss you!
? hahaa
why she steel them
a little while ago and it somethin ud definetly do lol
xxxxxxx
OoO im glasses friday and sat you?
hello
hows u
miss u
hav some love
u wer just talking crap lol it was enjouyable
xxxxx
are u aware that u left me a voicemail a little while ago and u wer very drunk lol
xxxxxxxxxxx
man sounds epic haa soo much for our street party, i totally forgot! haa, man sounds a bit likes mines?, pretty much the samee tbh, someone banged intoo mee i got drink all down mee!! doesnt help it was red!!!! haha i love photos! man need a wee gossip soon eh haha xx
"This Jimmy Eats the World's good. They're hip n happening, babe"
- My cool dad
whilst bobbing his head to the music. hes so cool.
uh alcohol
?
how was the party ? xxx
you're so cool.
and i do remember that! i think you loved him.
hahaha
xxxx
role models lololol
im pretty sure it was the time me and natalie went to see it with the guys and we were the onlys ones laughing at it for agesss.
its very funny
xx
oh alrightyy.
you should read mine its so unbelieveably gay. ah well.
Had one
im so epic at writing personal statments.
i should do it as a career man
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did you miss me today?
dont worry and stop catching on to being all emo!!
xxx
oooh yes
lots.
shut yer face chunks
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a think steves single?
Who's this guy? am no gettin raped.