if your eyes are passing over this please leave a memory of me and you !(H)no matter how big or small, no matter if we're close anymore or not.. just leave a memory of any good/bad/funny times we have had

Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or ,aTurkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!

Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Sotland do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Scotland do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Scotland are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION..

3 Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

Scottish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.

18 Scots had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Scots were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Scots were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.

and finally...

In 2000 eight Scots were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.

Makes you proud to be a Scot

SCOTLAND - Love it, or Leave it!

1. Full name: Bruce Marks
2. Nicknames: None
3. Birthday: 12/01/93
4. Place of birth: Dundee
5: zodiac sign: Capricorn
6. Male or female:Male.
7. Grade:3rd year
8. School:grove
9. Occupation:school
10. Residence:Hooose=D
11. MSN Screen Name: Bruce Marks and some song?

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: Brown
13. Hair Length: a bit long
14. Eye colour: browny green
15. Weight: 10 stone
16. Height: 5 foot 12
17. Braces? Nout
18. Glasses? no
19. Piercings: no
20. Tattoos: soon
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: mckay
23. First Award: swimming thing
24. First Sport You Joined: ice hockey
25. First pet: dog
26. First Real Vacation: Spain
27. First Concert: some randoms
28. First Love: no idea theres been so many ovi

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: The Count of Monte Cristo
30. TV programme: Blade: The Series
31. Colour: purple
32. Rapper: obviously eminem, only white one we got
33. Band: Ian Brown
34. Song Right Now: Dolphins Were Monkeys
36. Sweet: Sherbert STRAWBERRIES
37. Sport to Play: ice hockey
38. Restaurant: Spice
39. Store: USC/River Island
40. School Subject: craft
41. Animal: Standard Poodles
42. Book: The Art of War
43. Magazine: Nuts
44. Shoes: Adidas

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Bored, because there's about 100 questions to answer.
47. Single or Taken? taken
48. Have a crush? several in mind
49. Eating: my tongue
50. Drinking: coke
51. Typing: This
52. Online?: Yes
53. Listening To: Dolphins Were Monkies
54. Thinking About: pigeons.. your the one that asked
55. Wanting to:..sleep
56. Watching: the computer
57. Wearing: jeans and a Jack Jones top

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?.one day
59. Want to be married? one day
60. Careers in Mind: lawyer/Psychologist/Pilot
61. Where do you want to live: somewhere high up
62. Car: Got to be a hummer

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: Blonde
64. Hair length: short or long im not bothered
65. Eye colour: Blue or green
66. Measurments: smaller not giant not miget
67. Cute or Sexy: cute
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: dif thing dif times
70. Short or Tall: Medium =D
71. Easygoing or serious:.EasyGoingg
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: romantic
73. Fatty or Skinny: no a stick but no a fat fuk
74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive, but either or
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: sweet
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol: Yes
80. Smoked: yes
81. Ran Away From Home: yes
83. Got an X-ray: yes
84. Been with someone: yes
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: Probably
86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: dunno
88. Cried At School: No

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: nope
90. Miracles: yeah
91. Love At First sight: yeah
92. Ghosts: nah
93. Aliens: aye
94. Soul Mates: aye
95. Heaven: fuck knows, but i wont end up there
96. Hell: if there is, im fucking screwed
97. Angels: Dunno, show me an angel
98. Kissing on The First Date: Yes
99. Horoscopes: Every time i look at mines it tells me that im screwed, so i dont want to