why thank you lol it is in fact nicked from a Dropkick Murphys song I was listening to last time I did my profiley thing!

I was the FIRST follower. Do i not get any thanks for that? When do you get to that place where the elves live? I cant remember the name of it...

Lothlorien!? awesomeness, Campbell WILL be pleased hehehe

Hope you have your land legs back now! I'm guessing you're in New Zealand now (you lucky thang!) I know we don't see each other THAT often when you're in the country but I miss you already! I don't like the thought that you're not just a car journey away anymore (I'm proper pining dude!)

What do you mean David Hasselhoff tried to add you?! This is an outrage! He should only have eye for his beloved Alison!

Hope your travels are going well. Speak soon I hope xx

You're leaving soon and I didn't get to see you over the weekend! *sob sob* Are ye awfy excited? I'm excited for you!! What's happening with those "photos"

CRINGEFEST 2K9 xx

alrite ave aways had good taste in music lmao howz u wot u been up 2 xx

I've got another message for you greater than Jesus could bring. Our favourite body art inspirations, Sirs Selleck, Dancing-Ted-Danson, and Battenberg are to star in another epic film - "3 men and a Bride." What say you to this?!

And in other news today...

BOLTON BADGE BLUNDER: it appears that my evil cleaner is not content with stamping on my dead grandmothers heirloom ring, breaking my shower head and grassing me up for using candles, but she has also stolen the Badge of Bolton! This I fear, is the final straw. I shall have to give my notice.

DRAMATIC RISE IN BOLTON FAN BASE: I have successfully converted another lucky individual to the joys of Bolton love.
..... If anyone reading this is thinking about converting, please get in touch with Cat or myself and we'll arrange some sort of radical conversion rebirth ceremony where ye shall be dunked in the Bolton Baptismal pool. It's filled with his concert sweat and hair products. Bliss.

El Doob Sistah xox

I think this epic visit is worthy of some cake fo shizzle. I'm thinking...coconut? or are you near an electric bakery per chance? I still have wonderous dreams about the time when we got "thee cake" from there and scranned it all.

Fun times.

Tell Campbell to hurry up and get better (this is what McDonalds does to people the fiends!)

Ta ra for now xx

Hey wee Catriona Guy!

Still got one essay to go, but it gets handed in on Wednesday so I'm free after that till 2nd of Feb so I definitely think a wee visit is in order Next week I'm working Monday and Tuesday but then I'm off till the Saturday so I can drive on down sometime between then perhaps?

Answers on a postcard please (well, not really, cause that's just silly when you have bebo!)

xx

F' sho'!!!!

"Everyone loves a homely blanket".

Never a truer word was spoken.

BO! How can we be lovers, if we can't be happy friends?!
Was just having a gander at yer ole profile. I never realised that you were such an avid alexandra burke fan!
Oh! Merry Chrimbo and the like. So when do you fancy having our next shodging "nite" in? Methinks it should be soon. After all, I can no longer retain custody of that hot potato of an illustrious illustration (oh my !) I don't know why, but that sentence was set to music in my head, and now I'm giggling away like mad. Tiny, cheeky rrronald giggles at that. You know the kind.
Right this is pish. I'm off!
Auntie Meek xxxx

the BEST what?

Montgomery!
I heard from a little Nemone-shaped bird that you're deserting us in the New Year??? Outrage! Will need to throw you a leaving paaa-rty/ soiree/ do/ shindig/ rendez-vous/ knees-up of some description... Will be back in Ayr for Christmas between 24 and 30 Dec if you fancy meeting up?x

Narf! I wasn't finished!

Anyhoo, all that was left to say was...
alternatively, we could just get smashed and have a private performance.
Thoughts? Queries? Complaints? Take it up with the Rogbillop.
He'll sort ya out.

Wench (profane) out!
xxx

YES! Methinks we may have discussed this one before...."memories, light the corners of my mind...misty water-coloured memories - of the way we were."
I've been practicing my celine and I hope you've been doing likewise. I feel the time is nigh for us to take our Mannilow/Bowie/Celine/Mercury all-singing, all-(carlton) dancing, extravaganza to Vegas baby!!!

CAT!!!!

hows life then girl?

xxx

Woop! x

ahh dont worri about it! yeah i had an awesome night tbh!!

i will have a ball in cardiff.. lol off there for 3 years! =]]] ill be back at xmas - party!!!

xxx