Hepto Fundo
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- Motto
- I wanna see you move move shake shake now drop! ♫
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- Wahayyyyyyy! bebo is a load of shit...but anyway... im hepton if u dont already no me. My names rob but every1 i no calls me hepton so ya can call me that. I live in in North Wales in sunny Rhyl......Yes that does make me a rhyl head! Love havin a laff n gettin pissed an just havin a good time terrorisin.. yeh boy!
just leave us a comment or summit and add me on msn if ya want like...
hepton_69@hotmail.com
- Music
- Rap and r'n'b basically like but some dance tunes are the bollox so evrythin really accept for gothic emo shit
- Films
- comedys are the bollox of films like the goonies, without a paddle, all the friday films, all the american pie films, supertroopers, how high, whos your caddy, all about the benjamins....and other films like green street, football factory, the business, fast and furious 1 2 and 3 are the bollox aswell
- Sports
- football (Liverpool!!!!!!!) and sex.... sex is a sport init?
- LFC
- *77* - *78* - *81* - *84* - *05*
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***** LIVERPOOL F.C! *****
LUCKY LIVERPOOL MY ARSE!!!
The year is 2007 and little bluenose Duncan is talking to his bluenose Dad.
SON "Dad, my mates in school told me that Liverpool won the European Cup for the 5th time in 2005 ? are they right dad?
DAD "Yes son, it's true, but they were dead lucky son, all the way through the tournament"
SON "Why dad?"
DAD "Well in the group stages ?.."
SON "What dad, did they have a team from Azerbaijan, Israel, and Wales in their group?"
DAD "Well no, they had Monaco, Deportivo la Coruna, and Olympiakos"
SON "Well they still sound like 3 easy teams to me dad"
DAD "Actually Monaco reached the final the year before, Olympiakos had won their league 7 times out of the previous 8 seasons, and Deportivo finished above the galacticos of Real Madrid in their league".
SON "Jeez dad, that sounds like quite a difficult group then".
DAD "yeh I suppose your right son, but they were still lucky ? it took a mi**** shot by Gerrard against Olympiakos to get through".
SON "oh is that the goal were your hero Andy Gray goes berserk shouting "you beauty, you beauty, what a hit son, what a hit!!!!"
DAD "yes son it is"
SON "oh ok. Well what happened in the last 16 dad, who did they draw?"
DAD "Bayer Leverkusen"
SON "Bayer who?"
DAD "Exactly son, but they had beaten Real Madrid 3-0 at home, and won their group that included Dinamo Kiev and Roma too."
SON "bloody hell dad, they sound good".
DAD "yes, I suppose you're right son"
SON "so did they win on away goals or something"
DAD "errrrr, no, they won both legs 3-1 each"
SON "oh ? well who next then dad"
DAD "Juventus"
SON "How the f#ck did they get past them Dad?"
DAD "Well they did ? they won 2-1 at home, and cruised to a 0-0 away draw without Juve having hardly any chances".
SON "were Juve sh#t at that time ? had all their decent players gone or something?"
DAD "well actually they still had players like Del Piero, Nedved, Ibrahimovic, Thuram, and Buffon in the side. And they won Serie A a few weeks later."
SON "wow, they beat the Italian champions elect ? which **** easy team did they get in the semi then?"
DAD "Chelsea"
SON "Chelsea ? for f#cks sake ? what a **** easy draw ? they've won nothing, Everton have won more than them".
DAD "well that season they won the Premiership and League Cup but the Red ***** didn't let them score in 180 minutes of football"
SON "Jesus Christ ? so Liverpool beat the English Champions elect too"
DAD "yes son, they bloody well did".
SON "so after all that I suppose all the good teams had been knocked out"
DAD "not quite son, AC Milan awaited them in the final"
SON "no way ? aren't they the 2nd most successful team in the competition's history".
DAD "yes son they are"
SON "so were Liverpool lucky because Milan had all their good players out with injuries"
DAD "no ? they had Shevchenko, Crespo, Maldini, Nesta, Cafu, Kaka, Stam, Dida, Gattuso, Pirlo, and Seedorf".
SON "your 'avin a laff"
DAD "it gets worse son, Milan were cruising 3-0 up at half-time".
SON "what happened, did they have 3 men sent off in the second half ? how did Liverpool get back into the game?"
DAD "no, Milan had no men sent off, the Red ***** scored 3 goals in 6 minutes"
SON "against the best defence in Europe"
DAD "yes!!!, against the best defence in Europe"
SON "so what happened next - extra time?"
DAD "yes son, and Dudek made the luckiest save ever to stop a Shevchenko shot from a yard"
SON "why was it lucky dad ? did it hit him on the arse, nose, shoulder or something"
DAD "no son, his hand"
SON "well aren't goalies meant to save shots with their hands"
DAD "yeah but that's besides the point"
SON "then what"
DAD "penalties!"
SON "English teams are crap at penalties"
DAD "not this f#ckin time they weren't ? they only missed one. And that's how Liverpool became the luc0 komentarzy 1138 dni
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alryt matey.... you ok?? what the fuck, just watched your video!! how the fuck did he jump that far haha wb xx
well im sure i will c u owt soon...i doubt i will b drinking...i havent drank in that long it would just feel weird...i think i will stick to the coke lol xx
yer i know its doddy's bday.
aint got him owt but i will buy him a drink...its easier.
and yer i know wot u mean lol.
erm i wont be out till bout 10.30 hoz i never am lol
theres loads of my m8s goin out.
who else is goin out wiv u n dod??
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journalism is well good...iu have an A'Level in English lit and i love history so it would b perfect for me.
and what do u mean by that lol.
u coming out next saturday...there should be loads of people that u know coming.
cant member who exactly lol.
havent bin out in ages
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fun and excitement...what the fuck is that lol!!!
and i was gonna do a journalism course but thats on the internet
or a welsh course at night at college.
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same babe except without the college lol.
i might be goin back to college on a night course.
i bin looking into it...dnt no if i can b arsed tho lol
god i no im manager at queens but im so bored doin the same old stuff.
wb xxx
hay hun
how u?
wot u bin up 2?
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