Cat Mc Donald

I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose, goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes...

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  • Kobieta, 25, Serce 901
  • z Former Glencardigan, now Sligo :(
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O mnie

Motto
Hawk a Hawk Hawk!!!!
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
<==Mc Donald Biatches:D



A hurdy bleedin diggity doo.
Moja druga połowa
Claire Mc Donald

Claire Mc Donald

Feck you ya Feckin Feck

The Mc Gregors
Gariel (haggis), Brandon (dumbo), Big butch, Mark Anthony (the hawk), Milk, Larry and his pet dog lowry, Silvester, old wrinkles, Haggis junior, Terry and Woody, Macrel, Colm and Colin, Hanz- Cormack, Hanz-Cormack Junior, Hanz- Cormack junior the second
.~.~.~.~.~.~.~LEO~.~.~.~ .~.
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.
Sports
Despite what you may think, nobody wins in a butter eating contest.
Scared Of
Pat the Rice.
I Likes:
Lobster impressions
Who is the Prince of Custard???
It's CharltonChesterChimp, of course.

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    • Things Jackeens Love:L

      01 Aslan
      02 Heroin (See 1)
      03 Stealin'
      04 Joy-ridin'
      05 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?"
      06 Shamrock Rovers
      07 Social welfare
      08 Keyin' Cars
      09 Pop Idol
      10 Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs
      11 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud
      12 Compo
      13 Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal
      14 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco, Corpo)
      15 Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss
      16 John Player Blue
      17 Burberry
      18 Burglary
      19 Fair City
      20 Celtic shirts
      21 'Taches
      22 Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding Halloween
      23 Sky Digital
      24 Saying "I didn't bleedin' do tha'!"
      25 Travelling in packs
      26 Moochin'
      27 Swearing at their babies
      28 Getting their mot's preggers
      29 Champion Sports
      30 Christmas Lights you could see from space
      31 Skippin' school
      32 Skippin' bail
      33 Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for breakfast on the bus
      34 Standing in queues outside the dole office
      35 Funtasia
      36 Iceland - the food chain, not the country
      37 Man U
      38 Saying, "That's not my bleedin' job!"
      39 Pushing prams while smoking
      40 Earrings (for guys)
      41 Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls)
      42 Saying "He didn't do nuttin'!" when he clearly did do something
      43 Baseball caps
      44 Sawn-off Shotguns
      45 Adrian Kennedy Phone Show
      46 Picking up unfinished cigarettes dropped on the street by someone else just after coming out of a medical centre (as God is my witness)
      47 Shop-liftin'
      48 Tamangos
      49 Not payin' the bus fare
      50 Curry Chips and a burger
      51 Leaving their kids play outside on a busy road while they get hammered on a Sunday afternoon
      52 Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'wanker'
      53 Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away from the Four Courts
      54 Eschewing peaceful solutions to conflict when Violent Senseless Mayhem will suffice
      55 Pissing in Elevators
      56 Being an authority on everything
      57 Knee-cappings
      58 Racism
      59 Smiley Bolger
      60 Getting their hair cut so tight they look like a matchstick with ears from the back
      61 Not readin' bukes

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    • Jokes

      Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.

      Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk again.

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      Policeman: Knock, knock.

      Woman: Who's there?

      Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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      There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell.

      Eventually they all starved to death.

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      Why did the chicken cross the road?

      To escape the Nazis.

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      A man walks into a pub.

      He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

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      Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?

      She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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      What do you call a cat with no tail?

      A manx cat.

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      Why do undertakers wear ties?

      Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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      How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

      One.

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      Why do women fake orgasms?

      Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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      Two men are sitting in a pub.

      One man turns to the other and says: "Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house."

      The other man replies: "Yes, she has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit."

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      Did you hear about the Irishman found under a shop?

      Yes, he was killed and buried there. It was gang-related.

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      What's the difference between a rottwieller and a poodle?

      There are many differences. They are two totally different breeds of dog.

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      What do you get if you cross a horse and a donkey?

      A mule.

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      A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on a plane.

      However, it is a short flight and they do not talk to each other.

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      What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

      You call him an ambulance. He may have fractured his skull.

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    • Things cultchies love


      1 A nice bit of ham.
      2 Buttered biscuits.
      3 Diggin Houles.
      4 Saying its too cold to snow
      5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
      6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
      7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
      8 A stretch in the evenings
      9 Lucozade
      10 Accordians
      11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
      12 A dinner dance
      13 Gettin clattered in muck.
      14 Shania Twain.
      15 Hefers
      16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
      17 Steel toe caps
      18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
      19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
      20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
      21 The smell of fresh dung.
      22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
      23 Work Clothes
      24 A bottle of mineral.
      25 Fightin'.
      26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
      27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
      28 Being overweight.
      29 Wimen wha resemble Hefers.
      30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
      31 Drink driving.
      32 Red diesel
      33 The Fear of Change.
      34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
      35 Lying.
      36 Building walls.
      37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
      38 Pretending to like mass
      39 Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.
      40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
      41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
      42 Mohammed Ali.
      43 Machinery.
      44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
      45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
      46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
      47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
      48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for wimen.
      49 Soda farls
      50 Sponge 'n Custirt
      51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
      52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
      53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
      54 The Ra.
      55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
      56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
      57 Club Orange
      58 rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
      59 The Foot & Mouth.
      60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
      61 TK Red Lemonade
      62 Good Short hair for boys and nice long hair for the wimen(it confuses them otherwise

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    • Philomena Mc Donald
      luv Philomena Mc Donald

      Tanx a mill for dat ill giv a txt cheers

      1 tydzień temu przez Komórka
    • Philomena Mc Donald
      luv Philomena Mc Donald

      Ah dat wood b brill if ya dont mind.. She b home for xmas anyway wont she woodnt mind meetn up wit her

      3 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
    • Sinéad M
      luv Sinéad M

      awww thats lovely:D did he cry ??:P lol em yeah I really can't see me bein back....:( maybe the summer if she has work goin...she has three new ppl workin there like....if i don't het work there though I'm gona have to go some place else cus I need a job for the summer...gona be so broke this xmas though:(

      yeah i went out for halloween:) went to shenanigans and envy:) Edel let me borrow her ID :D haha ginger contacts and all;) lol was a good night now:) envy wasn't that great...shenanigans was brill though!!:O and there was an odd socks gig playin upstairs in it so went to them too:) was dressed as a pirate! ;) haha did you have a nice halloween?? how are things?? you enjoyin bein a mummy??:DD lucky kid....lol bet your an awesome mum!!!:DD hehe

      xxx

      3 tygodnie temu
    • Philomena Mc Donald
      luv Philomena Mc Donald

      Ah not ta worry, i woz thinkin of callin to d house&askin them for her number but kinda thought they might tink i woz bit weird

      3 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
    • Sinéad M
      luv Sinéad M

      hehe I might do! ring inwen I'm bored:P lol

      yeah maybe she will..the only thing is it will be a bit late cus i din't get my hols till after xmas it you get melol like i get my hols the 23rd i think so i relaly need the money before xmas.....ah well....

      when are you back anways misses??:) you keepin well and ethan??:)

      xxxx

      4 tygodnie temu
    • Philomena Mc Donald
      luv Philomena Mc Donald

      Awwww dat luvly congrats.. No i travel n&out from manor.. Do u b n contact wit Andrea? I lost her no. ages ago.. Does she b home atall

      4 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
    • Sinéad M
      luv Sinéad M

      Love!!!:DD



      ......and don't think I'm workin in Mullens anymore:(



      xxxx

      4 tygodnie temu
    • Philomena Mc Donald
      Philomena Mc Donald

      Oh Wow congrats dat great news... Boy r girl? Im n guys&dolls n ballisodare

      5 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Sinéad M
      luv Sinéad M

      Hi catherine!!!!! :DD

      how are you keepin??:) and Ethen??:) (don't no if thats how you spell his name??lol)

      yeah i know....kinda miss the lace to be honest:( lol and evertone hehe includin you of course! :D

      yeah i'm not workin now cus of skl but I'm hopin to be workin for the hols like mid terma and xmas etc.:) I'm gona go in one of the days and tell maria that I'm off from the 26th-3oth so hopefully she'll have work for me but I dunno cus as far as i know she has hired two more ppl for the deli and maybe she's hired even more since then..??:S like the two times i went in there there was someone new workin! a guy and a gril! ah well...

      oh so wen you comin back??? aww i miss makin ya tea!:D haha nice and strong with NO sugar!!!!!! ;) see how I remembered that! :L :L

      but we're not allowed eat or drink behind the deli anymore anyway so ya..:( :L


      Love! :DD

      xxx

      5 tygodni temu
    • Philomena Mc Donald
      Philomena Mc Donald

      Im great not a bother on me.. Im hairdressn n sligo d lst few years.. Hope to head off traveln after xmas.. Wot part of d world u n these day

      6 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Philomena Mc Donald
      luv Philomena Mc Donald

      Catherine how is life wit ya

      6 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Sinéad M
      luv Sinéad M

      ah by jazaus thanks me owl horrse! ;)

      xxx

      8 tygodni temu
    • Sinéad M
      luv Sinéad M

      LOVE :DD



      xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      8 tygodni temu
    • Annah Bannon
      Annah Bannon

      well ill be up from now on so whever suits u doll xxxx

      8 tygodni temu
    • Sinéad M
      luv Sinéad M

      Hiya:) ah no I hardly blame ya for never bein on this! :L Got your hands full missy:P lol

      Ah I'm good now:) aw ya back to same ole same ole :) ah ya its fine like:) glad to be cack to be honest:) haha chloe keeps teasin me bot it! i wouldnt mind but the girl is only 5 months older than me!!! :L :L :L

      so how are you keepin anyway?:) and ethan of course:) that is his name right??:P i can't remember:P haha sorry....:( :L

      You won't be back to work until after xmas will ya??


      here's some love back! me owl horssse!!!!!!!!!! ;) :L

      xxx

      10 tygodni temu
    • Annah Bannon
      luv Annah Bannon

      not too bad was going to call up to ya.... we must call up cnt wait too see the wee lad!!!!xxx

      10 tygodni temu
    • Annah Bannon
      Annah Bannon

      hey darlin hows u and ur darling baby ?????

      11 tygodni temu
    • Sinéad M
      luv Sinéad M

      Ah catherine! Havnt been talkin to you ages!! How are ya me owl horse??!:P Haha i picked it up off Shane!:P Haha here's some lot for ya! Hope you're lookin after yourself! And baby ethan is a good baby:-) Hehe Aww... Xxxxx

      12 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Siobhan
      luv Siobhan

      how is u my deary??...was lookin at ur pictorials on facebook...hes sooo cute!!!!!;)
      not reli happy to be home...am hme 3weeks nw...but colege isnt far away...u comin bak no? :( some looove....<3<3<3 homemade of course ;)





      but ya get the real shtuff tooo :D

      13 tygodni temu
    • Shonagh Farrell
      luv Shonagh Farrell

      hey cat...n harmonyhill....4lights s 2 bloody close,yes i wil actuali go2college:) how r u+littl eathan?:) xx

      13 tygodni temu