Rules : Turn on Google & look for the following expressions. Be mature & use your real name. Use the first thing that appears & makes sense...

Q. Put "[your name] needs" on Google
A. samantha needs to take a leak pretty bad apparently

Q. Put "[your name] looks like" on Google
A. Samantha looks like she's auditioning for a role as a porn star

Q. Put "[your name] says" on Google"
A. Samantha says: August 22, 2009 at 1:50 pm. The world would be on all kinds of drugs

Q. Put "[your name] wants" on Google
A. Samantha wants to kill you

Q. Put "[your name] does" on Google
A. Samantha does it after a good rub down

Q. Put "[your name] hates" on Google
A. Samantha hates vegetables and would be happy living on a diet of chocolate

Q. Put "[your name] asks" on Google
A. Samantha asks Do you do it with an object

Q. Put "[your name] becomes" on Google
A. SAMANTHA BECOMES A LESBIAN

Q. Put "[your name] likes" on Google
A. Samantha likes to memorize fun and weird facts.

Q. Put "[your name] eats" on Google
A. Samantha eats raw meat!

Q. Put "[your name] wears" on Google
A. Samantha wears the pants in Lindsay's relationship

Q. Put "[your name] was arrested for" on Google
A. Samantha was arrested after an incident in which she kicked a teacher

*My Mum-
*My Dad-
*My lil sis-
*My big sis-
*My lil Bruva- JellyMan I'm your big sista
*My big bruva-
*My Auntie-
*My Uncle-
*My Cousin 1-
*My Cousin 2-
*My Cousin 3-
*My Granny-
*My Granda-
*My Fairy God Mother-
*My Fairy God Father-
*My Partner In Crime- Murphie/Welshee/Rich
*My Boyfriend- DudonzA!! Love You! xXx
*My Girlfriend- Rosiiepops! <3 x x
*My Bit On The Side-
*My Secret Admirer-
*My Bitch-
*My Enemy-
*My Slut-
*My Whore- your mom
*My Bezzie Mate-
*My Alki friend-
*My Long Lost Friend-
*My Haggis- Fifi xD
*My Manager-
*My Hairdresser-
*My Body guard- Andii =D
*My Kinky Buddy-
If ya wanna be my ________ then leave a comment!

Last time you consumed alcohol?
Saturday x) shots but I lost lmao


What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
At work cleaning stuff


What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Eating cheese


How do you feel about the person who texted you last?
=D I love him - Thomas <3


Have you ever been around someone who was high?
Yeah xD


Do you like your life as of now?
It will be all good once everything stops screwing up


Last thing you purchased?
Baby Rusks


How's your heart lately?
Bloody..and busy.. i hope =S


Where did your last hug take place?
Either Richard, Mark or Andi and at home


Are you a jealous person?
Yeah, Who isn't??


Did you have a good birthday last year?
Yeahh.. went to spain =D


Are you tired right now?
bit sleepy


Have you ever been called a tease?
noope


Last inbox message from?
Not sure-deleted them all


Do you have curly hair?
yeah naturally


Who was at your house last?
Leo / Andi / Rich / Mark.. I haven't a clue


Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
yup


Do you like to cuddle?
yeah x)


Do you cry easily?
Depends what it is =]


Do you have any siblings?
2 sisters


Where did you go today?
Work -_-


What should you be doing right now?
I'd normally be at school but I left =D


Are you a heavy sleeper?
yup


When was the last time you did the dishes?
Today.. lousy work -_-


Could you date someone taller then you?
yepp


When was the last time something bothered you?
Sunday Night.. lousy cars.. lousy crash..


Are you single?
nnnnnnnnopen =D


What is your current mood?
Tired


Last people you hung out with?
mates at school on Monday =D


Ever had a near death experience?
close a few times


Are you happy right now?
Yeah =] Hopefully gonna see Thomas next Month


What was the last thing someone said to you?
Thank You


Where is your phone?
Right beside me


Who/what do you hate/dislike currently?
I don't HATE anybody and i dislike fried mushrooms


What is the last thing you thought about?
slug-like mushrooms Dx


How do you feel about your hair right now?
It's red.. and Shiny.. so alright I guess


Do you miss anyone?
yep


Are you wearing makeup?
yah


Where is the person you want most?
Birmingham


Where will you be 2 hours from now?
on the phone somewhere


Last kiss?
Thomas =D


Does anyone miss you?
Dunno


Does anyone love you?
yep


Can you make yourself sneeze?
i prefer not too >_>


What are you doing tomorrow?
Work at 7 again


Are you easily confused?
yup


Where were you at 9am this morning?
In the kitchen at work =]


Do you fall for people easily?
Nope.. i try not to fall


Everything happens for a reason?
Yeah..


What does your last text message read?
cba checking


When was the last time you saw number 1 on your top friends?
when I last looked at Thomas's profile


What are you listening to right now?
The virus of Life-Slipknot


How has the week been?
Tiring x(


Is there something you wish you could tell someone but can't?
I say it anyway.. unles it's somebody's secret =/


Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Any day =P


Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
yeah.. that sounds wrong >_>


Do you Sleep with the TV on?
nope


Have you ever wanted to be a fire-fighter?
I wanted to be Fireman Sam =D


Have you ever taken a shower with someone?
With mom when i was tiny


Who do you miss?
Thomas


What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
my pinky


Are you signed onto MSN?
Appearing Offline lol


If you could have any car what would it be?
.. it wouldn't be a car.. it would be a harley ;D


What are you stressed out about?
uhh.. I'm stressed? Since when??


Do you have anything in your pockets right now?
I have a rock in my trouser pocket.. thats about it


How many wind