Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

-Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the
way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

-Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries and a DIET coke.

-Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the
pens to the counters.

-Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on
the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

-Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.

-Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of
a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

*3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
shirts.

*58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.

*31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

*19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations were chocolate.

*British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker
pulling accidents.

*101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled
out of the soles of their feet.

*18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a
lit cigarette in their mouth.

*A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years
after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

*5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of
Control Scalextric cars.
and finally.........

*In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
toilet.

1. Name: Amy-Beth Perry
2. Nicknames: Amy-Beth, Amz, ABP, Ab
3. weight: nt telling u
4. Place of Birth: Buxton Hospital, Buxton, Derbyshire
5. Zodiac Sign: Aries
6. Male or Female: Female
7. Occupation: effing skool
8. Residence: MY estate in Cupar
9. Screen Name: I HAVE A HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+ My Appearance

12. Hair Colour: Dark Blonde
13. Hair Length: just on shoulders
14. Eye color: green bt sumtimes hazel
15. Best Feature: i dunno u tell me.........
16. Height: 5 ft 8 and a half (da half counts)
17. Braces?: no im a good girl
18. Glasses?: ye im blind!!!!!!!!
19. Piercing: just ears - once
20. Tattoos: no sery
21. Righty or Lefty: LEFTY all da way!!!!!!!! Leftys rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


+ My 'Firsts'

22. First best friend: Aimee Bebbington
23. First Award: prob b ma 1st swimming 1 - puffin award yay!!!!!!
24. First Sport You Joined: netball
26. First Real Vacation: Portugal - 1998 wich woz a long time ago. and i just went 2 America and dat woz da bease Knees!!!!!!!
27. First Concert: my own 1 in primary school ( year 5)
28. First True Love: dunno!!!!!!!!

+ Favorites

29. Movie: atm Scary Movie 4!!!!!!!! its awesome
30. TV Show: Lizzie Macguire all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31. Colors: Lilac/purple
34. Song: atm MakeDamnSure by Taking Back Sunday
36. Candy: Snaps!!!!!!!!!!
37. Sports to Play: probs basketball coz im good at it lol!!!!!!!!!! ( eh Webby???)
38. Restaurant: Pizza Hut in Dundee Kingsway West (they have helium balloons on da ceiling
41. College: Elmwood all da way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
43. Book: The Hot Flash Club (sounds dodgy i no bt its nt)
44. Magazine: Taras Kerrang dat she gave from ages ago
45. Shoes: CONVERSES ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


+ Currently

46. Feeling: still crappy bt i will live (tara cheered me up wit er singing)
47. Single or Taken: well............. effing single
49. Eating: woz chips n fish fingers bt nothing now
50. Drinking: Diet Coke
51. Typing: This DUH
52. Online: hell ye
53. Listening To: TBS
54. Thinking About: Nothing bt shit reeli!!!!!!!!!!!
55. Wanting: anyone!!!!!!!!!!!
56. Watching: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57. Wearing: School trousers strappy top and hoodie/jacket dat i wear 2 skool!!!!!!

+ Future

58. Want Kids? ye
59. Want to be Married: ye
60. Careers in Mind: Primary Teacher/ Child Psychology/ RSPCA person
61. Where do you want to live?: AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!! anywhere bt here atm!!!

+ Which is Better With The Opposite Sex?

63. Hair color: dark
64. Hair length: long/short
65. Eye color: dnt mind
66. Size: dnt mind
67. Cute or sexy: either
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: nt too small coz im tall
71. Easygoing or serious: middle
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: bit of both reeli
74. Sensitive or Loud: nt too loud bt nt 2 sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: hesitant 1

+Have I ever?

78. Kissed a Stranger: no way
79. Had Alcohol: yep surey
80. Smoked: neva in ma life bt dad n matt du so i breathe in sum of their smoke
81. Ran Away From Home: nope
82. Broken a bone: ye ma middle toe and maybe ma little toes
83. Got an X-ray: ye tons of times
85. Broken Someone's Heart: dnt fink i have... have i????
86. Broke Up With Someone: nope
87. Cried When Someone Died: no i blttled it up den i took ma anger out on sum1 else lol!!!!!!
88. Cried At School: quite a few times

+ Do I Believe In?

89. God: kinda
90. miracles: im nt sure
91. Love At First sight: maybe depends
92. Ghosts: no dey rnt real
93. Aliens: its a difficult 1
94. Soul Mates: yes
95. Heaven: kinda
96. Hell: kinda
98. Kissing on The First Date: well........ how am i supposed 2 no dat 1
99. Horoscopes: not reeli

1 Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still fink the same?......
10. What reminds u of me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot would it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last time u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?..........