HAVE U EVER....
1. Slept naked?: Yes
2. Taken a shower with someone? yes
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? no
4. Drove a car?: nope, god help the ppl when I do tho haha
5. Stole anything?: nooo
6. Been n love?: yes
7. Been dumped?: No
8. Stole money from a friend/family member?: no!
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met?: i get in cars with taxi drivers all the time lmao
10. Been in a fist fight?: more of a leg fight lol
11. Snuck out of your/some ones house?: Yep
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?: nope
13. Been arrested?: no lol
14. Hugged a stranger?: Yeah
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?: yea
16. Left your house with out telling your parents?: Yep
17. Had a crush on your neighbour?: I shagged ma nieghbour lmao
18. Ditched school to do something more fun?: Yea deffo lol
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex?: yea
20. Lost a friend?: yea
21. Been on a plane?: yea
22. Been to an island?: yea
23. Slept in until 3?: yea
24. miss someone right now?: yep
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?: did it the otherday its fun!!
26. Made a snow angel?: yes
27. Played dress up?: yea lmfao
28. Cheated while playing a game? always!
29. Been lonely?: yes
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night?: probably
31. Been to a club?: Yea
32. Felt an earthquake?: yes i woke up one early mornin 2 my bed shaking was scary
33. Touched a snake?: yea lol
34. Ran a red light?: nope
35. Been suspended from school?: no lol
36. Had detention?: Yea loadsa times
37. Been in a car accident?: No
38. Hated the way you look?: doesnt every1 every now and then any1 who says they dont is in denial lmao
39. Made yourself throw up?: yep
40. Crawled through a window?: yea lmao
41. Been lost?: yep
42. Been to the opposite side of the country?: yea
43. Felt like dying?: nope
44. Cried yourself to sleep?: Yea
46. Sang karaoke?: YEA LMFAO!!
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?: All the time lmao
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?: yea loool!
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?: Yep
50. Kissed in the rain?: yea
51. Sang in the shower?: its the best!
52. Made love in a car?: Nope
53. Had a dream that you married someone?: NO lol thts sad!
54. Glued your hand to something?: Noooo LOL
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?: i got it stuck in da freezer!! lmao dont ask!
56. Ever gone to school partially naked?: nooo
57. Been a cheerleader?: No lol
59. Didn't take a shower for a week?: errr no way!
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?: nope lol
61. Played chicken?: no
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?: no but av been chucked in a pool b4 lmao
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?: yea all the time hehehe
64. Broken a bone?: nope
65. Been easily amused?: all the time i even laugh at my own jokes
66. Laugh so hard you cry?: Yea lmao
67. Mooned/flashed someone?: maybe lol
68. Cheated on a test?: nope
69. Forgotten someone's name?: yep
71. Done something dumb while drunk?: yea lots of stupid things!
73. Blacked out from drinking?: yep
74. Played a prank on someone?: Yea
75. Gone to a late night movie?: Yea
76. Made love to anything not human?: EWWWWW NO LOL
77. Failed a class? nope
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?: erm i dnt understand this question ma minds on a different track lmao
79. Smoked pot?: yeer
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend?: Nope
81. Celebrate the 4th of July?: Nope, Iaint american
82. Thrown strange objects?: thew a sweet at ma bf b4 not aiming for anything in particular ended up hittin him in the balls!! hehehe
83. Felt like killing someone?: yea lmaoooo! Watch out
84. Thought about running away?: Nope
85. Ran away?: Nope
86. Got a piercing?: yea
87. Cut your own hair?: No
89. Made a parent cry?: Yea lol
90. Cried over someone?: prob lol
91. Owned more than 5 sha

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

SING IT GIRLS!!!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!??
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count??!!

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed!

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!