Conor Maguire

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À propos de moi

À propos de moi
After the 800 years of oppression and rape and pillaging, a feeling of neglect and general loneliness began to spread throughout my town. Most people slowly went crazy, orchestrating occassional attacks on random tourists, perhaps throwing potatoes at them while shouting about the revolution. It was all too much for me so i took to the hills with nothing but a small plastic bag, one sock and a box of M & Ms. It wasnt long before the torment tore its way to the depths of my heart. Everywhere i turned i could see the faces of the dead englishmen my father had successfully murdered. He would often spend hours telling me and my siblings about them; those burly beady eyed rapists from across the waters, with their strange accents and their common law legal system. He would rant and rave for hours about how he pretended to be their friend by buying them loads of guiness and then leaving without picking up the bill. The poor helpless englishmen were instantly murdered by the barman and dragge
Music
me singing in the shower
Sports
see above
Drinks
i drink religiously..that is, i like to talk about religion while drinking

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  • bastard

    you're such a bastard!!!! the photos are deadly!!! sorry havent been in contact dude im brutal on these ol' machines horrid technical altogether!!
    when u back! im moving to galway been looking for a gaf 4 ages its crap theres so many people lookin!
    well ya lucky fecker enjoy the rest cant wait...

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  • Yvonne W
    Yvonne W

    Hahahahaha...you are insane! I LOVE the comment! x You have mail. :D

    Il y a 41 semaines via Mobile
  • luv Wendy Doyle

    hey remember me have sum luv

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  • Alex O'Brien
    Alex O'Brien

    i had heard great things about here,but they ain't exactly true.fairly hard to get work.no matter what area ya work in.ye got a gaf,perth is massive and really really spread out,so gettin around is a bit of a pain in de tits.ah i'll be home before de irish summer anyway i'd say.

    Il y a 49 semaines via Mobile
  • Alex O'Brien
    Alex O'Brien

    what part of de world are ya at now dude ?

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  • Helgor
    Helgor

    a combination of shitty recession work, itchy feet and following your lead maguire.

    nah, dya rem cathy that me and mickey lived wi in montpelier? well her bro is living out there now and getting married in jan, was meant to go wi her but a few things have cropped up ( as they do ) and won't make the jan deadline, but i said fuckit, i'll go anyways, know a girl out there who'll help me settle if i want to settle :)

    so yeah, that's the plan, just like i said, work is crap, don't really know where im goin in life so might as well hit the road and try and find meself ya kno ;) (what if i don't find meself? didn't think about that???? )

    Il y a 56 semaines
  • Helgor
    luv Helgor

    ah good ta hear from ya conor!

    the joys of being irish alright! no sun here all summer and then at one wedding in sept the sun came out and the sunscreen was no where to be seen, nice red faces for the photographer to capture!

    when are you home? im planning on heading to newzealand next year feb or march depending...sure, there'll be plenty of time to catch up before i hit the skies, that's if you come home????

    keep safe kiddo

    Il y a 57 semaines
  • Alex O'Brien
    Alex O'Brien

    dress bought for the full moon ? jesus does she know what a mess that night is. your gonna be the worlds biggest bastard if ya even attempt to suggest not going ...ha ha. ye nha thrang is a good spot. been to the the sailing club a few times no doubt ? ya should do the easy rider trip ....good experience.
    no i'm on the search at the moment for work.fucking hate looking for work and a gaf

    Il y a 57 semaines
  • Alex O'Brien
    Alex O'Brien

    howa ya boss. ah in New zealand at the mo for an auld holiday. then flying to perth for a few months.
    did vietnam myself, what ya think ? jesus i hated hanoi.
    ye been to 2 or 3 fullmoons, to be honest the nights before it i thought were way better, the actual full moon is pretty shit, too packed and messy.ya off home then ?

    Il y a 59 semaines
  • Helgor
    Helgor

    how goes the trip conor?

    Il y a 59 semaines
  • Helgor
    Helgor

    found ya on facebook, don't leave me hanging in rejection ville too long ya hear maguire....

    safe trip to you and gill, hope yee have a super time...be safe y'all

    xxx

    Il y a 62 semaines
  • Balloonsharkray
    luv Balloonsharkray

    nice one, the suuny beaches of paradise
    Tis well for yis,
    I miss the sun, but Berlin is good, Have a nice home and hopefully a job with a multimedia company here
    ,pay isnt great but I was really lucky to get in with them and its a cheap city, got meself a bike , alot of music here
    the company is called
    cHb
    and are doing a big art exhibition at the moment called art and sound, work is easy so far
    the press were after my details today
    , i didnt bring up my political views with them, thought it too soon to be myself cos they might fire me
    enjoy thailand, dont get too fucked uo
    tell gillian i said hey
    keep in touch
    rayxxxxx

    Il y a 62 semaines
  • Balloonsharkray
    luv Balloonsharkray

    this is the secretary of Rachelle Daly looking to get in touch with a mr
    Coner Mcguire to discuss important groundbreaking matters of a pigeon and an owl that have taken to
    flippping clouds and rain showers to a new and exciting level of reversing rainbows until all the shadows are wiped across a playing field and the hedges are full of blackberries, this strange but effective new method of cooking pasta has been tried and testing by freddie the fox who in his recent statement had this to say

    well ehh yes I found myself skeptical, or course as I myself am a traditionalist in the ways of boiling spagetti , but upon further in vestigation found this method to be refreshingly succesful and less time consuming compared to the old ways,,,,,
    Conference 18 sept
    please reply to have press pass posted
    Yours sincerly
    Rackila Rackarackoli

    Il y a 62 semaines
  • Gem
    Gem

    Yeah...pity didn't see you more over the weekend but shur it was absolutely mental. I lost everybody on the last night, had no phone and everyone else's phone was dead, it was awful!! I'm sure will get to meet up with you another time. You should call to the South William some weekend to meet up with myself and Justin for a drink. Hope you're well and glad you enjoyed the picnic, was brilliant! Pigeon stew!!!!!! Won't ask! Anyway....was great to meet you and hopefully will meet again soon, take care

    Il y a 63 semaines
  • Yvonne W
    Yvonne W

    Just thought i would say a quick hello..HELLO! :L :L :L :L

    How are you???

    Il y a 64 semaines
  • Conor Maguire
    Conor Maguire

    goin to do hlt & leis studies for d laugh, c if i can put off all this growin up, settlin down and buyin houses shit for a while. I've heard it's not unusual to spend anything up to ten years in some of these places and might be ready to c a bit more of the world again after dat.

    Whats the go wit tralee? Do they have naked hours down der?

    Il y a 65 semaines
  • Sarah Maguire
    Sarah Maguire

    one big lunchbox of vodka jelly is currently setting in the fridge, bring it on! it looks like it will be flip flops in stead of wellies and suncream instead of brollies!

    Il y a 65 semaines
  • David O Mahony
    David O Mahony

    I could tell you had a profound effect on his life! Study is obviously great considering Im here!
    P.S He's playing Vicar street on the 2nd of Oct

    Il y a 65 semaines
  • David O Mahony
    David O Mahony

    storeeeee? See your friend Doherty got best comedian at the Edinburgh fringe. All since he met you, what an influence you have!

    Il y a 65 semaines
  • Conor Maguire
    Conor Maguire

    listen man my ninja iguana and his brother are in rehab at the mo and it's the 2 month option they took up in the Betty Ford so all battles are goin to have to be put on the long finger till holoween all goin well.

    Yeah startin college in tralee in sept, fuck this workin for a livin

    Il y a 66 semaines