"Stop flashing at me and just do it!"
"That's some rather stringy cheese"
"Let's go ride the dog!!"
"We live on fascination, woooaahhhh, ORANGE JUICE"
"Beeeeeeeeep!!"
"I've got a baby!, But I'm watching Indiana Jones!"
"Looks like my waters have broken" Rachel abandoned her cinema baby
"Hey look, there's Jesus!"
"I googled murder"
"Oh, your bum's not there"
"You just want to poke me with forks"
"You made a little joke, good for you"
"You never know unless you touch it"
"Keep it Indie!!
"Meow...meow... meow... WOOF!!"
Kamikaze sandwich!
The tomato had an affair with the cucumber, and had an onion baby, then Claire killed them!
"Oh muffin, you're such a tease." Muffin phone sex!
Jungle boobs!
TOILET ROLL BANTER!
"There was no gravy"
"I'll bite your kneecaps!!" (that's an oldie )
Glow in the dark kids in glass houses, available to order at Argos (though they live in Tesco) They spend their days trying to dig through the concrete floor and running on their wheels,and eat pirate chickens who wear diapers!
MINGE!!!! "Stop rubbing your face in my minge!" "I need to buy a new minge" "See oon your bebo, it looks like the only thing we talk about is minge!" "Miiinge mop, miiinge mop, it's an afro wig on a stick!" Minge mop the musical
*speshal voice* "JIMMYY!! ANGELINA JOLIE!!!!!"
"What, your mum tried to give you a nosejob?!"
"I don't want a nosejob, look what happened to Michael Jackson!!"
Keep Rach away from spoons, she likes spooning
Razors and Raisins
Our fence!
"Vodka's more important than the keyboard"
"Crayon!"
Spongebob!! Monty Python! "This parrot is dead"
Unitard! Fluffysugarmuffin!
"Excuse me, do you want a screw?"
"Watch my fluff!"
Casper the friendly ghlost!
"What's a lima bean?" "It's a bean made out of... Lima..."
Whats a lima bean? + Where do gays get their accent - our questions for Santa
Santa in the cooperage!
Maple syrup vs Jam
The cat mafia!
Tea World!
KIRSTY!!
The ghost flower! Wooohohoohohohooo
The Fonz and the Flower!
"Yeah.. come back to ours"
Playing the PlayStation
"Hey, you emos! I'm a closet emo!!"
S.L.U.T WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
"Suck my bubbles!"
BrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrPING!!!
"Just put it to your lips and suck on it"
Touch my arse"
"Jane Eyre, she's a bloody drip!"
"Wake me up at 4am and I'll fuck you"
"I just need a sponge down then I'm ready"
"My hair feels like a minature hairbrush"
"What's wrong with that? It's a clean finger."
"That's the problem with you being emo and me being ginger/"
"Everyone's fucked up, bring on the lesbians!"
"Fucking emos."
"I don't like hot chocolate, it doesn't have the texture of chocolate, it's pure wet!"
"I hate egg.""Then why did you get egg?""I like egg"
"For an emo you can really cheer people up"
"Show me heeeaaaaveeeeeeeen!!"
*Russian accent* "I make you laugh, I make you cum I can do everything"
"Oh my god!! My pee!"
The Reidford-Connolly method x]
"Excuse me, do you know where the crapper is? I have to drop off some timber" Valentines day
"Sometimes I wonder if you have dance tourettes"
"Midge get off the car, there's a road coming!"
"Be prepared for a green shite!"
"I wish I was black so I could make fun of myself."
Taxi spotting with Rach
Mark talking about pants.. :S
"Oh, I thought the clouds were moving but they're just coming out a pipe!"
"Chicken or beef?"
"Ooohh! Piece of candy!!"
Best Kebab - I'm Rhonna
Waffle Dancing
Standing in the fountain
Dennis "Kodak yellow" "Guys and Gals!"
"Get your Jessop's Blue coat, you've pulled!"
"Don't have unprotected sex, you'll get HIV, then get pregnant, then get AIDS and DIE! And you'll get pubic lice."
"She's dying of laughter, I prescribe 2 hours of Panorama. Oh this is serious, this calls for Eastenders"
"Panorama, STAT!!"
"My love... my sugar... my fairy"

Downtown
Muckle
Cooperage
Granary
Garage
Cathouse
Polo
6th Floor
Late night Kitchen ban