1. Indicators will give away your next move. A confident Irish
driver avoids using them.

2. Under no circumstance should you maintain a safe distance
between you and the car in front of you, because somebody else
will fill in the space, putting you in an even more dangerous
situation.

3. The faster you drive through a red light, the less chance
you have of getting hit.

4. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive
bodywork, especially with WW, MO or MH plates. With no
insurance, the other operator probably has nothing to lose.

5. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to
ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a vigorous, foot massage
as the brake pedal violently pulsates. For those of you
without ABS, it's a chance to strengthen your leg muscles.

6. Never pass on the right when you can pass on the left. It's
a good way to prepare other drivers entering the motorway.

7. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a
suggestion and are not enforceable in Ireland during rush
hour.

8. Always brake and rubberneck when you see an accident or
even someone changing a tyre. This is seen as a sign of
respect for the victim.

9. Learn to swerve abruptly without signalling. Ireland is the
home of high-speed slalom driving thanks to the Department of
Public Works, which puts potholes in key locations to test
drivers' reflexes and keep them alert!

10. It is tradition in Ireland to honk your horn at cars in
front of you that do not move three milliseconds after the
light turns green.

11. To avoid injury in the event of a collision or rollover,
it is important to exit your vehicle through the windscreen
right away. Wearing your seat belt will only impede your
hi-velocity escape from danger.

12. Remember that the goal of every Irish driver is to get
ahead of the pack by whatever means necessary.

13. WARNING! Never come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No
one expects it and it will result in you being rear-ended

14.Turning down the radio when looking 4 somewhere?

>Roysh, this is the story all about how
>My Golf GTI almost got nicked, turned inside out.
>And I'd loike to take a minute, we'll have a talk,
>I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a school called Blackrock.
>
>In west Glenageary, born and raised,
>On the rugby pitch is where I spent most of my days...
>Chillaxing, abbreviating, looking all cool,
>Wearing my Polo Sport in and out of school.
>
>When a couple of knackers who were up to no good,
>Started wearing shellsuits in my neighbourhood.
>They tried to start a fight, I got a bit of a shock,
>I said "I'm moving with my rugger-bugger mates to Blackrock!"
>
>The old dear begged and pleaded with me, day after day
>But I packed my pink polos and went on my way.
>She gave me a kiss and then a Dorsh ticket.
>I put some Snoop Dogg on and said I might as well kick it!

The K.I.S.H©

House Rules

After reading this you will be fully aware of the rules and regulations of The KISH. These rules must be obeyed at all times so everyone can enjoy the pleasure of The Kick It Spot for Homies. If anyone chooses to disobey these rules and regulations they will be dealt with in an appropriate manner*. The rules are as follows:


01: Every one must greet the founding members, Shane Barry Mc Guinness and James Dean Hickey with a gentleman’s handshake.
02: No dirty kicks whilst walking amongst James and Shane.
03: All kicks must be wiped appropriately with the mat provided.
04: All must provide there own brew (at least 4 cans on a social gathering).
05: No brew near the pool table.
06: Non Symmetrical people have no say in where they sit*.
07: Founders have first choice of resting.
08: Non symmetrical people must have a good answer for being so.
09: Shane and James have the right reserved to sip on ones drink at anytime they see fit*.
10: Nobody should disagree with the house rules.
11: Nobody should disagree with the winners and losers boards.
12: Anyone who is skooled at foosball must be looked down upon by the people in the room at present.
13: No shooting back table.
14: Pockets is the choice of game.
15: Hustling is frowned upon.
16: Halo 2 is the game of choose on the bosca x.
17: Kev is a legend*.
18: No smoking.
19: Freeman must be slated with kiddie jokes until one becomes board.
20: All under the age of 18, with the exception of Kev De Ledge, will be undermined.
21: Bitches of any age are welcome.
22: No moving furniture around to make a female feel comfortable.
23: Non alcohol beverages are prohibited in the presences of alcohol.
24: Clean up your mess.
25: Choose your beverage of choice wisely as you will not be fetched a pint glass at any time.
26: In the construction of The KISH Sean Maurice earned some props so he will be highly regarded and not questioned in his place of
resting.

* The “appropriate manner” will be decided by those present at The K.I.S.H©

These Rules where composed on the 28/11/05 by



Shane McGuinness James Hickey