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Keith Smells Like Sex With Giraffes

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Me, Myself, and I
¤..I Put Some Magic Eggplants In My Derrière Then I Did My Cat Dance At The 4H Fair Magic Bouncing Milk Trucks For A Tasty Treat Smear Me Ups With Jelly From My Head Down To My Pee Pee Place I Like Chocolate Cookies Theyre My Crystal Meth Wash Them Down With Bullets For A Bloody Death Dipthong Beep Beep Pooey On My Dolphin Wigs Porky Plop Plop Suey Now Im Eatin Twigs Me Like U For Friend Have Ur My Die Hard 3 If U Want More Magic U Can Click On Me Since Uve Kept Me Waiting Ill Go Take A Pee..¤

Aussie Pride Is On My Mind Aussie Blood Is My Kind So Step Aside And Let Me Through Cos Its All About The Aussie Crew Australia Is All Around My Fellow Aussies Never Let Me Down So Show Your Pride And Say Its True Cos Aussie Blood Flows Through You United We Stand Divided We Fall You Can Shoot 0ne Aussie But You Can't Shoot Us All We Are Australian Were Full Of Class Fuck WIth Us Well Kick Ur Arse
¤...About Me...¤
¤...My Names Emmie Im 15 Born In Tumut Grew Up In Wagga And Yerong Creek Mainly Yerong Been Livin In Temora For About 8 Months I Hate It Its Full Of FuckHeads Who Think They're King Shit When All They Are Is Just Plain Shit Probably Moving To Adelaide Or Melbourne Soon Its Gonna Be Sweet As Hay Amy..! Thats Me Kinda Im Not Really Good At The Describing Myself Bullshit But Hey I Tried...¤
¤..Movies And Music..¤
¤..Movies:The Green Mile, You Got Served, Honey, The Hills Have Eyes, Night Stalker, Urban Legends..Music: Britney Spears..Her Old Stuff..Aqua (Yes I Still Like Aqua) Hanson, Spice Girls, Tupac, Ja Rule, 50 Cent, LeAnn Rimes, Dixie Chicks, Pretty Much Everything..¤
¤..Sport..¤
¤..Sport Doesnt Interest Me..¤
¤..Scared Of..¤
¤..Terrified Of Dogs..And Thats Really All I Can Think Of..¤
¤..Friends..¤
¤..Im Not Very Popular And Have Very Few Friends But The Ones I Do Have Are Worth More Than Any Of You..¤
¤..I Hate..¤
¤..Fucking Emos Who Are Emo Because They Think Its Cool..People Who Are Afraid To Be Themselves..People Who Do Things Coz Everyone Else Is Doing Them..People Who Dress Alike Because What They're Wearing Makes Them "Cool"..2 Faced People..People Who Are Too Afraid To Say Shit To Ur Face But Will Say It Behind Your Back..People Who Dog Their Friends To Sit WIth The "Cool" People..People Who Dont Like People Coz They're Different Or Coz Other People Dont Like Them..People Who Call Themselves Random..People Who Drink And Smoke And Do Drugs Coz They Think It Makes Them "Cool" GET A FUCKING LIFE..¤
¤..I Hate..Continued..¤
¤..People Who Think They're Better Than Everyone Else..People Who Go On About How They're Gonna Kill Themselves..FUCKING DO IT ALREADY..People Who Bag Out People Who Cut Their Wrist..Dont Say Shit Unless You Know What They've Been/Going Through..People Who Say Suicide Is The Cowards Way Out..GO ON..! YOU Blow Off Your Own Head..YOU Slit Your Own Throat..YOU Break Your Own Neck..Thats What I Thought..People Who Believe Rumours..People Who START Rumours Even If They Dont Know The Person..People Who Judge People Before They Know Them..Generally I Hate A Lot Of Things..¤

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  • My letter is E


    use the first letter of your name to answer the following...

    1. What is your name: Emmalene

    2. 4 letter word: Easy

    3. Vehicle: Electra

    4. A City: Eastlake

    5. Boy Name: Eddie

    6. Girl Name: Eliza

    7. Alcoholic drink: Everclear

    8. Occupation: Editor

    9. Something you wear: Earrings

    10. Celebrity: Eddie Murphy

    11. Food: Eggs

    12. Something found in the bathroom: Eoothpaste??

    13. Reason for Being Late: Eating???

    14. Cartoon Character: Elmer Fudd

    15. Something you shout: Euck Off?

    16. Animal: Elephant

    17. Body part: Ear

    18. Word to describe yourself: Ebitch?

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  • Top 16

    FILL OUT YOUR TOP 16 FRIENDS LIST AND THEN ANSWER THE QUESTIONS BELOW:
    .1. Matty
    .2. Me lol
    .3. Ellora
    .4. Emma
    .5. Codie
    .6. Chloe
    .7. Lissa
    .8. Marshall
    .9. Aimee
    10. Eddie
    11. Sarah
    12. Sandra
    13. Amy
    14. Kim
    15. Benny
    16. Bec

    Q1: HAVE YOU EVER KISSED 6? Ew yuck shes my cousin..!
    Q2: WHATS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT 13? She annoys the shit outta me lol
    Q3: WHATS THE BEST MEMORY YOU HAVE OF 9? Too many lol
    Q4: WHENS THE NEXT TIME YOU ARE GOING TO SEE 4? Who knows?
    Q5: IS NUMBER 8 PRETTY? Oh shit yeah Marshalls way pretty
    Q6: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION OF 1? Dunno
    Q7: WHAT DO U LIKE MOST ABOUT 15? Dunno
    Q8: HOW DID U MEET 3? School
    Q9: DO YOU THINK 12 WOULD KILL SOMEBODY? No way
    Q10: IS 11 YOUR BEST FRIEND? Nope used to be
    Q11: HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN 6 FOR? almost 16 years lol
    Q12: HAVE YOU SEEN 2 NAKED? Nope I shower with my clothes on
    Q13: DO YOU THINK 5 HAS A CRUSH ON YOU? Ohhh fuck yeah
    Q14: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU DID WITH 16? Fuck knows, too long ago
    Q15: IF YOU COULD GIVE ANYTHING TO 7 WHAT WOULD IT BE? Dunno
    Q16: WOULD 2 AND 16 MAKE A GOOD COUPLE? Ew no she's my cousin
    Q17: IF 14 WAS A CRAYON WHAT COLOUR WOULD HE BE? Dunno when 14 turns into a guy I'll let you know
    Q18: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN 3'S HOUSE? Nope I used to glue my eyes shut when I'd go there
    Q19: WHEN IS THE NEXT TIME YOU WILL SEE 5? Fuck knows
    Q20: ARE YOU REAL CLOSE TO 3? Yeah I guess
    Q21: HAVE YOU EVER KISSED 4? Yeah
    Q22: HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE MOVIES WITH 8? Nope
    Q23: WHATS 9'S HOUSE LIKE? What kind of question is that?
    Q24: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ANGRY WITH 12? Yep
    Q25: WOULD YOU EVER MAKE A MOVE ON 13 ? Ew, again..cousin..!
    Q26: WHAT DO YOU AND 1 TALK ABOUT THE MOST? Everything
    Q27: DO U EVER TALK TO 9? Yeah every now and then
    Q28: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A DATE WITH 10? He wishes lol

    COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR HOMEPAGE. COME ON NOW ITS JUST A BIT OF FUN. BUT THERE ARE A FEW RULES, 1- DONT CHANGE UR TOP 16 PRIOR TO FILLING THIS OUT JUST TO HIDE SUPER SCANDALS, 2- DONT LIE, BECAUSE I CAN ASSURE YOU SOMEBODY WILL NO THE TRUTH

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    My name is... emmalene jayne smith

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    pinky hodson


    2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandmother/father on your dad's side's name, your favourite candy)
    thelma pollywaffle


    3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name)
    e jay


    4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
    green monkey


    5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
    jayne tumut


    6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in.)
    smiemantum


    7. Terrorist Name: (first name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
    enelamme sttenna

    8. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink)
    The green solo

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