family's wishes that Banff and Garioch Rugby clubs form a guard of honour on Friday as Zak is piped into Auchterless church and also as he's piped to the cemetery.
Most of you will have either a club or your own personal rugby shirt. Anyone requiring a Banff top should let me know as I can bring some with me. Those not wearing a Banff top should note dress is strictly colourful, no black!
Please let me know who's all going so I can liaise with Garioch and have an equal number of guards.
Alan Farquhar
mob. 07791 969355
tel. 01888 562508

When harry was young, he was born into a very poor family of mongooses. His Mom and Dad (Batista and Princess Leya) were very poor, struggling to hold down their jobs as pancake ironers, this made life very hard for Harry and made him determined to achieve his life long dream, of being a proffesional mongoose master baker. His idea? To make the first scone made with jizz.

When Harry reached the age of 3 (or 23 in mongoose years) he was drafted into the mongoose army to defeat the army of the invading bumble badger nazis, but were defeated at the battle of pancakeburn. The reason they were defeated? Harry had a 4 bar connection compared to the shitty supanet 1/2 bar connection of the badgies (badger nazis). Harry was then recognised for his skillz in his baking and nazi zombie slaying reaching level 30 with 1 other weasel like thing, his best friend, Jimmy the meerkat.

Jimmy and Harry first met on a mountain named brokeback or mordor as the badgers called it. They were on a quest to destroy each others evil rings where the sun did not shine. Incase your a retard or dead were talking about their assholes. Once the ramming had finished of the gate, Harry plunged his helmet into the opposing big gaping hole, he destroyed the ring. He made sure it was destroyed beacuse when he remembered that once is destroyed it would have an anal prolapse, which it did. Then Harry went back to the shire (Aberdeenshire) where he met the magical white supremacist grand wizard Peanutbutter Ferret Aunt Bessie who taight him all about Clunge ambling and sent him on his way to discover A WHOLE NEW WORLD called PORNIA, to get to Pornia they had to venture back through the prolapse of the dead badger king Bumbledore.

When they got there, there was a magical chocolate factory where all the dildos in the world were made, this excited Harry because he got to meet his Idol WILLY WANKER. who molested him. He died of an overdose later on in life (after some failed surgery on his wartydick.) Then aliens came.

Whats Harry doing now you ask?
On his way to Auschwitz. ( And a nice long shower.)
THE END.

BY Fraser, Zak and Ben Aged 5, 6, and 69