Bored? Listless? Help is at hand!
Pass away the pointless hours with our list of things to do when you're bored

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message

Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Make Star Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.

Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!

Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
wonder (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Trying to win at this will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

1. Full Name: Greg John Anthony Barnes
2. Nicknames: Noodles, but only in work
3. Birthday: 29th November 1985
4. Place of Birth: Dublin
5. Zodiac Sign: Saggitarius
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Class: 2nd Year, Computer Science
8. College: DIT Kevin Street
9. Occupation: Student and part-time in Halfords
10. Residence: Leopardstown
11. MSN Screen Name: greg

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Dark blondy brown
13. Hair Length: Short
14. Eye color: Blue
15. Hairstyle: I got the nickname Noodles when I grew it long... so guess
16. Height: 5"9
17. Braces: When I was younger
18. Glasses: 20 20 vision
19. Piercings: Nope
20. Tattoos: None
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: John Barry
23. First Award: Funday in Primary School?
24. First Sport You Joined: Rugby
25. First pet: Hamster
26. First Real Vacation: Tanzania in Africa, that was something else
27. First Concert: Thin Lizzy
28. First Love: Aeriel from the Little Mermaid... wat! I was like 4!

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Anything with Jim Carrey or Adam sandler, the odd horror aswell
30. TV Programme: Heroes, Stargate
31. Color: Navy Red and White, the majority of my wardrobe
32. Rapper: Dunno, erm... Eminem
33. Group: Jimmy Eat World
34. Song Right Now: "Mika - Love Today"
35. Friends: Waaay too may to type, just look at my friends list
36. Sweet: Moro
37. Sport: Is Poker a sport?...... yeh Poker
38. Restuarant: Yothai, or Yamamori
39. Favorite Brand: Tommy, or Ralph
40. Store: My Auntie from America
41. Subject: PE... I loved Fridays!
42. Animal: Cheetah, I want a pet one
43. Book: Angels & Demons, Digital Fortress
44. Magazine: Don't do magazines
45. Shoes: My Adidas Runners

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Refreshed
47. Single or Taken: Single
48. Have a crush: What lad doesn't
49. Eating: nothing, about to go shop for lunch
50. Drinking: Bottle of water
51. Typing: This blog
52. Online?: yup
53. Listening To: My belly rumbling
54. Thinking About: What Im getting for lunch
55. Wanting To: Get lunch
56. Waiting For: Lunch
57. Wearing: Shorts + Tshirt, just back from cycling to Dún-Laoghaire
58. Want Kids?: Yes, lots, but not just now
59. Want to be Married?: Yup
60. Careers in Mind: Astronaut... I can dream....
61. Where do you want to live: New Zealand
62. Car: Don't have one

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair Color: Any, with highlights
64. Hair Length: Not Short
65. Eye color: Brown
66. Measurment: Shorter than me
67. Cute or Sexy: Cute
68. Lips or Eyes: Both
69. Hugs or Kisses: Kisses
70. Short or Tall: Short
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous, with a sprinkle of Romantic
73. Fatty or Skinny: In Between
74. Sensitive or Loud: ehhh... normal?
75. Hook-up or Relationship: depends wat time of year
76. Wet or Dry?: emmm... wet?
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Neither

___Have you ever______

78. Done Drugs: Yes
79. Had Alcohol: I'm Irish... come on
80. Smoked: Yes
81. Ran Away From Home: Can't say I have
82. Broken a bone: When I went Snowboarding
83. Got an X-ray: After I went Snowboarding
84. Been with someone: Yes
85. Broke Someones Heart: I can't say I have
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yes
88. Cried At School: Never had a reason to

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Sometimes
90. Miracles: I want to
91. Love At First sight: That's a given
92. Ghosts: I've never seen one, so no
93. Aliens: Yeh, I bought one on ebay....... no
94. Soul Mates: suppose
95. Heaven: Yes, but it's not called Heaven
96. Hell: No
97. Angels: Yes, she has 4 legs, and is covered in fur (my dog)
98. Kissing on The First Date: If it happens, it happens
99. Horoscopes: Wouldn't bother with them

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have?: I'm a guy... yes

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card. From Monopoly.