Here's: '10 Minutes of Doom', 'Day of da Spookies' & 'Nubs of doom'.

Episode: Nubs of Doom
by Eric Trueheart & Jhonen Vasquez

Zim and Gir are disguised as clowns, and Gir starts going crazy and ruins the disguise. Disgusted by Gir's continuous failures, Zim decides to create a new assistant, employing Vortian weaponry obtained through Prisoner 777. Zim creates his new assistant/sidekick, a purple floating moose-creature which he dubs 'Minimoose'. After testing, he brings Minimoose into the field to battle Dib, only to realise in horror that he hasn't tested the weaponry, and he can't figure out how to use it. He goes home, declaring minimoose a failure. He hands Minimoose to Gir who pulls on his 'nubs' (legs) activating his weaponry and destroying Zim's base.

Script:
INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids by their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and GIR in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. GIR simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR) Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock. The un-clowny truth is news to him.

ZIM The longer we stand here, the more they will trust us. Then in their docile clown-trusting state, I will destroy them.

ZIM laughs quietly, until a family stops to stare at him. ZIM begins stomping and waving his arms mechanically.

ZIM (IN CREEPY SING-SONG VOICE) (CONT'D) Clown, clown, clown, clown...(extended dialogue)

As the family watches the bizarre clown show, GIR see a Hot Cheese Log vendor and hobbles off-screen.

GIR I gonna play with the cheese.

ZIM goes about his clown dance, oblivious to GIR's absence until there is a commotion nearby. Something breaks.

SECURITY GUARD (O.S.) There's a clown in the cheese!

PAN OVER to find GIR flopping out of the cheese cart, slathered in ropes of melted cheese. He giggles and shambles around like something escaped from cheesy hell. People flee.

ZIM NO GIR! NO! NOT AGAIN!

GIR falls down, the drying cheese making it more difficult to move. He giggles. The damaged cheese cart tips over, releasing a flood of liquid cheese horror.

ZIM (CONT'D) NOOOOOO!!

EXT. SHOPPING MALL - DAY.

The furious cheese covered security guard throws ZIM and GIR out of the mall. They slam into a garbage can. GIR eats the cheese off ZIM's head.

ZIM UGH! I can't take you anywhere without you ruining my plans, GIR. This couldn't be any more humiliating.

The garbage can reveals itself to be a disguised Dib.

DIB Hey-ya! I was watching you the whole pathetic time, ZIM. If IRKENs are so advanced, why is your robot such a loser?

ZIM HEY! At least he's better than YOUR stupid sidekick!

ZIM points at something near Dib. Dib looks down.

DIB (CONFUSED) That's a soda can.

ZIM (VINDICATED) Who's pathetic now!?

ZIM runs off dragging GIR.

INT. ZIM'S HOUSE - DAY.


ZIM kicks open the door, tired, cheese-covered, clown-suited. The RoboParents burst from the closet.

ROBO-MOM & ROBO-DAD Welcome home, son!

They slam into the walls on either side of ZIM.

COMPUTER WARNING: Unauthorized clown detected!

The furniture flips over and cables snake out from all directions. They grab ZIM, binding him above the floor.

ZIM GIR! Help meee! GIR! GIRRRR?

ZIM strains to lift his head, and sees GIR at the sidewalk with his little pig friend, handing some bills to an ice cream man. GIR gets two SUCKMUNKEYs, holds one out for the pig to suck on, and walks out of sight. ZIM looks at the RoboParents doing circles and sparking. ZIM sighs.

ZIM (CONT'D) I think the time has come for me to get a new assistant.

Computer Be quiet, clown.

INT. DOOR

More Scripts from the never made episodes of Invader Zim!
Heres: 'The Trial' and 'The Return of Keef'


Episode: The Return of Keef

Dib is in the school yard watching a child whom he thinks is a werewolf. Zim then appears and splashes Dib with a liquid that makes anyone happy explode. Not being incredibly happy (having just been drenched in goo) Dib's head does not explode, and Zim walks off. Keef then shows up and compliments Dib on his friendship with Zim, and finding out they are not friends, tries to bring them together. Fed up with Keef, Zim formulate a plan to get rid of him. They invite him to a restaurant and splash him with the happy-exploding juice. They then hug to make Keef really happy and he explodes, before reforming and fainting, with Zim commenting he'll be out cold for a few weeks.

Script:
EXT. SKOOL PLAYGROUND - DAY

Hiding behind a tree, Dib takes notes as he watches an odd-looking child play on the monkey bars.

DIB Subject Woozly: possible werewolf or-HEY!!

Dib is suddenly splashed with a blue liquid. He turns to see a beaming ZIM holding an empty container.

ZIM HAH! Prepare for the end, Dib! You've just been splashed with my most diabolical creation EVER!

DIB (TERRIFIED) AAARGH!! IT BURNS!! I'M MELTING!

ZIM (CONFUSED) Wait...that's not what it does.

DIB (NOT TERRIFIED) Oh, oh yeah. So what DOES it do?

ZIM (GLEEFULLY EVIL AGAIN) It causes anyone who gets happy to blow up! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

DIB But I'm NEVER that happy, especially when I'm covered in goo.

ZIM looks at his empty bucket and looks back at Dib.

ZIM You may have won the war, Dib, but you have not won the...the thing bigger than war. I will create more happy popping juice and sneak up on you when you're happy!

DIB I won't be happy until you're destroyed!

ZIM (FLUSTERED) NEVER!! NEVERRR!!! AAAAGH!!!

ZIM storms off. Dib looks after him, smug. When Dib turns to walk away, he sees KEEF standing just an inch away from him.

KEEF Wow, Dib you're so lucky to be friends with ZIM! I was friends with ZIM once. Those were the best days of my life!

DIB Friends? Um, actually-

KEEF (DREAMY) Isn't he just the best?!

DIB Look Keef- (getting an idea) You know what, ZIM is the best. And I have something that'll make him really happy. Wanna help?

KEEF Boy, DO I!? If I make him happy, ZIM might even let me come near him again without taking my organs out! YAY!

DIB Great, here's all you have to do! Just take this BRAIN ROTTER, and put it on ZIM's head! Easy! ZIM loves these.

Keef lets out a shrill squeal of joy and takes the BRAIN ROTTER. He runs toward ZIM. Dib smiles.

Keef, in his wild enthusiasm, runs into ZIM, accidentally attaching the Brain Rotter to ZIM's ass.

KEED (cont'd) Hey buddy! It sure has been awhile, huh?

ZIM plucks the device off and glares at KEEF, who just smiles. ZIM sees Dib hiding in the distance.

Still hiding, Dib is surprised when KEEF slides in on his face, having been tossed by ZIM. As soon as Dib looks for where ZIM went, ZIM, out of nowhere, clamps the device on Dib's head. Dib runs around, screaming.

DIB ARGH! BRAINS...MELTING!

ZIM laughs and walks off.

KEEF WOW, look! He really IS happy!

Keef drags Dib off.

INT. DIB'S HOUSE - LATER THAT DAY

Dib enters, a bandage around his head. He stops short when he sees Gaz, Membrane and Keef watching TV. Only Keef notices Dib.

KEEF Heya, pal! (to Gaz) That's my friend Dib.

Gaz growls. Dib pulls Keef aside.

DIB KEEF?! Um...I don't think us being friends is gonna work out. Go home.

KEEF Oh, okay Dib. I gotcha.

Dib breathes a sigh of relief and heads to his room.

INT. DIB'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

Dib flicks on the light and is shocked to see Keef sitting on a new, second bed across from Dib's own. Dib's room has been converted into a cheery happy place. Keef sits on HIS bed and reads comics. Dib gasps.

KEEF Welcome to your room Dib! All that dark, spooky stuff was making you sad.

Being as apparently a Bebo blog can only contain 50,000 characters, I'll have to post this in parts...
Ever wondered what could have been had the series not been cancelled?
Well, after some looking, I found the scripts to these un-made episodes!
And posted them here!
Here's the scripts for the episodes: 'Roboparents gone wild' 'Simon sez Doom' and 'Invader Poonchy'.
Enjoy!

Episode: Roboparents Gone Wild

Zim's Roboparents become aggressive parental figures. Zim is deemed "naughty" and is cast out of the house. The Roboparents take in an escaped zoo monster as their new son, and Zim must team up with a hobo to reclaim his base.


INT. ZIM'S HOUSE, LIVING ROOM

We push in on the closet door. ZIM's voice can be heard very faintly from somewhere deeper in the base. We cannot make out what he is saying. We keep pushing in to:

INT. ZIM'S HOUSE, ROBOPARENTS CLOSET - NIGHT

The closet is eerily lit from below. As the camera pushes in the floor, we see the source of the light. A glowing hatch on which is printed: ROBO-PARENTS TUNNEL - KEEP CLEAR.

ZIM (O.S.) How many times have I told you not to touch anything that sounds like it can explode? GIR, are you listening to me?

GIR laughs. The camera pushes through the glowing hatch to:

INT. DOOR ANSWERING MATRIX

ZIM and GIR hover with FLOATY-PAKS in front of a damaged power cell nexus. Behind them, clamped to the wall, are the RoboParents, inert. ZIM fiddles with the power cell.

ZIM That's good. You laugh, GIR, while I fix your mistake. You know you're supposed to be MY assistant! I'm surprised you didn't completely destroy this power thingy. You could learn a thing or two by watching me-

The power cell overloads unleashing shmillions of IRKEN ZIGA MOOPS into ZIM and GIR, who flail like ragdolls. Arcs of energy lick at everything in the narrow silo, including the Parents, whose eyes glow with the power. The overload subsides, leaving ZIM and GIR charred messes.

ZIM (CONT'D) my work here is done. GIR, carry me back to my lab. I'm in horrible pain.

GIR (HAPPY AS EVER) Hee hee hee. Pain.

The two float into the darkness below. RoboMom's head turns to watch them, her eyes still glowing unnaturally. (From this point on, the eyes glow with this strange light).

ROBO MOM (STUTTERING WITH MADNESS) D... Did YOU see that explosion, honey??

ROBO DAD THAT BOY. What have WE told HIM??

INT. ZIM'S HOUSE, THE KITCHEN - LATER

The refrigerator door open as ZIM and GIR rise up on a lift from within. Their heads smash through the shelves of food, and juices. ZIM flops out, hurt, as GIR just sort of rolls out gracelessly. The lights flicker oddly in the room.

ZIM (JUICY) Hmm... looks like some damage was done to the rest of the house. GIR...

The Roboparents stand in the kitchen doorway.

ROBO MOM (STERN) Son? Why'd you lock your own parents in a bottomless tube of darkness like that?

ZIM Parents? You're ROBOTS! And what're you doing out? Go back to your storage-

Robo Mom bursts INTO TEARS.

ROBO DAD (ANGRY) Don't call your mother a robot!

ZIM What is wrong with you?! Have you lost your...eh...the power surge. It did something to your brain chips didn't it? You're actually acting like grotesque human parents now? I'M INGENIOUS!!

ROBO DAD So, getting good grades, are you son?

ZIM Okay okay, no need to put on a show for ZIM. Save it for when there are humans around. Now, begone! I'm very busy!

ROBO MOM You don't talk to your dad like that! A certain little green boy is going to bed without dinner tonight!

ZIM Bed? IRKENs don't sleep. The very thoguht is disgusting! Looks like you guys still need a bit of reprogramming. COMPUTER? PROGRAM INTERFACE.

A maraca-like object floats into the room. It beeps and boops, and glows from the round tip. ZIM holds it up to RoboMom until she snatches it away from him. She turns it on him and fires a beam of weird laser energy at him.

ZIM (CONT'D) HEYY!! QUIT IT! GIVE THAT BACK!

ROBO MO