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- Me, Myself, and I
- Sammy Leanne Howard
Male... Female. ♥
I'm A Little Lady . .
But It Has Many Advantages ; )
“ If you can make a girl laugh
- you can make her do anything.”
- Marilyn Monroe
- The Other Half Of Me
The Sex With This One... ♥
- No Dicks Please...
Yo remember that gyal called heather,
Didn’t link her coz she had a lot of cheddar,
When I say cheddar I don’t mean cash,
I mean like cheese Heather didn’t have a bath,
That’s bullshit you was like ye id fuck it,
Ye before I found out she had a bucket,
She’s a proper sket man she was going all flirty,
I was like go and have a wash you’re dirty,
Member that other girl I think her names Kirsty,
Ye 18 but looked about 30,
Never had a job she never paid tax,
I looked at her sad and seen bare ear wax
She swings both ways she even let the cat in,
Ye bare man said that she took it up the batty,
She was in it for the money she was in it for the dosh,
She when a full week n didn’t have a wash
What happened to Jenna did you get things started,
I took her 2 my yard n the dirty bitch farted,
I said rahted bumpa-clarted,
Looked at her back n seen shit departed,
Hey boom-ting you wanna come to my gaff,
Err.. no go and have a bath,
Infact have a shower im really not fussy,
Leave him alone man he don’t want ya pussy,
Who is that other gal nick named Darko?
She lifted up here armpit and left me sparko,
Got knocked down got fell right over ,
got knocked out by her bad body odour,
What about Yoda she drove a Skoda,
Knocking on my door everyday like Jehovah,
Yo Acer she weren’t no witness,
She only had a bath once a year like Christmas,
What about Sarah thought she was a model?
Nah she was too fat man she walked with a wobble,
Ye and her body smelt bad like bichamin,
Only thing she is going to model is Michelin!
0 Comments 285 weeks
1.Who are you?.......
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3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still fink the same?......
10. What reminds u of me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot would it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
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14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
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7 Comments 353 weeks
sam bird just ran into her own door...and she dunt know im writin dis....wat a penis lol....har har ahe aint rite in da head i tell ya x gotta love her though x hmm..... x mwah x
2 Comments 353 weeks