Alan Shand
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- À propos de moi
- And thanks to the Elemental Squirrel Squad for saving the Earth yet again.
I would like a burger please
Sorry to those peeps who were desperate to be recognised by me as people I know in order to complete their lives but I is so lazy and the interweb is evil. Bwahahahahahahaha.(this appeared all by itself)
Ok A bit about me:
I am the worlds laziest workaholic.
I am a little bit round the bend (Normally waiting for my next victim).
I am currently very nearly umemployed.
I have no sense of humour or fashion. (Mmmmmmm orange cords would look nice)
My hair is my own even if it is in a jar.
All my faculties work most of the time.
Thats enough about me back to the giraffes.
- Mon autre moitié
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My one and only (Thankfully) wee bro MONKEY!!!!!
- Music
- Whatever is on. Everybody is capable of producing rubbish.
- Films
- The Big Hit, anything without Ben Stiller in it except Dodgeball (which would have been better if he had had an accident involving a high speed umbrella before filming). Oh, and not About Schmidt, what a load of boring guff I lost 2 hours of my life to that crap. And Brotherhood of the Wolf, I don't care if it is in French and I can't understand a work, that is why god invented dubbing and subtitles.
- Sports
- International excuse making. My TV is ruined by all the sport filling its schedule. Gone are the days when my telly and I were close, now we just grunt at each other in passing.
- Scared Of
- Becoming a somnambulist, being stampeded over by giraffes, a world Llama shortage
- Happiest When
- I am taking lifetimes supplies of cheese off my mates
- Laughing at
- Dogs and cats and children who get their heads stuck in railings and the like. Look at then struggle.
- Ranting at
- Newburgh neds that damaged my car on Friday night
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- Pap
- Blamange
- Smug git
- Nice guy really
- Who the Fudge is he? Why don't you broaden you horizons you loser???
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- Arcanis
- Greyhawk
- 3.5 is evil in any incarnation
- I just wanna play
- What the hell are you talking about
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Bin a while
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Last of the week (Maybe)
It's the pm and I just got on da machine, so I ain't letting it go for anything (except maybe a cheeseburger of epic proportions). Posted a new poll in order to stop indecisiveness (looks close enough). Thought a lot about my hands and how they can eclipse the sun if viewed close enough (it's been a slow day). Now to sleep (hugging the monitor of course.)0 commentaires 971 jours
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Thought You'd escaped, but no here I am again
Ye see I can only really do this when at day job, the hamsters that power the babbage engine at home seem to have died, although dadman is in talks about getting a new one. Hooray!!!. The problem is that day job normally involves driving around, generally not conducive to blogging unless I have very long arms and eyes on retractable stalks (Which I don't). But for now I am back in my cell mashing the keyboard with my paws in the manner of an infinite number of monkeys trying to reproduce war and peace. I was stock taking this morning, or rather I was shifting boxes so that other people could count, I ain't too good with numbers (about as good as with words), and as for writing well the pens don't last long once I start chewing them. Better go before I am punished and my water dish is removed.0 commentaires 972 jours
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Andy LIl y a 42 semainesHow's it going Shanderton? Did you get the TV joke eventually...?!?
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Andy LIl y a 54 semaines
Happy Birthday ye old git!
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Andrew WilkieIl y a 56 semaines
FIT LIKE MIN? HOWS THINGS? LONG TIME NO SEE
WE ARE ALL DANDY HERE -
Andy LIl y a 57 semaines
What up dawg, hit me up on flibble vision of chuffage...
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Il y a 67 semaines via Mobile
Unna Mcisaac
Re: hi Reina , OMG.....this hot crazy chick with huge tits is showing on msn messenger! message devioussmile82@live.com on msn before she gets off!
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Andy LIl y a 75 semaines
You plannin' on bargin' it dahn saath next month?
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Andy LIl y a 76 semaines
Ay up lad, we've got turf now, so a BBQ is looming...
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Andy LIl y a 80 semaines
You still workin' the bar and other random acts of jobliness?
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Adrian GordonIl y a 81 semainesAright Shandis the 3rd!!! Howz you, u still running the pool team? Wb
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Andy LIl y a 83 semaines
How do that Shand?
You been making withheld phonecalls at 3am...?!?
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Ian ShandIl y a 86 semainesThats me you git, I see you have opted to put goonie boy as your profile pic - is that because too many people were mistaking you for Michael Moore and giving you abuse!?
So apart from pieing it up wot else you doin dude? Where u working at nowadays?
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Ian ShandIl y a 86 semaines
DARK ONE!! How goes it? Sorry, but the Death Star construction is somewhat behind schedule...
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Shallene CIl y a 91 semainesHello Mr Shand,
It's yr college here!! See u thursday.
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Xxjodyxx.Il y a 91 semaineshope you are having a good time, when you back in pitmedden
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Andy LIl y a 92 semaines
So what you up to on your travels... Spreading the word of jammy boy?
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Andy LIl y a 93 semaines
They never let you leave the country again now did they?!
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Xxjodyxx.Il y a 93 semaines
true a digger came loose from the back of a tractor and went straight into pimedden bar, it was on the news and front page of the paper
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Jamie.Roland.Ratzenberger.FanIl y a 93 semaines
your ideas about maths are all wrong, according to my maths teacher today maths is like sausages
sold any hippos?
Yeah well I got a 30 and you ain't got a d30 so there
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