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Showering like a man
How To Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry
basket according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tile cleaner.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohican
Wee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
Admire willy size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
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Thought id do one of these things, every1 seems to have one!!!
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: James Murphy
Birth date: 11.08.83
Current Location: Sunny Shropshire
Eye Color: mostly white
Hair Color: brown
Righty or Lefty: right
Zodiac Sign: Leo
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: Irish
What Shoes Did You Wear Today: White velcro K-Swiss
Your weakness: Lazy
Your fears: Failing my degree
Your perfect pizza: Not that fond....hawiian
Goal you'd like to achieve: Enjoy life
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:
Your most overused phrase: Awesome
Your thoughts first waking up? Not another day of Dissy
Your best physical feature: wee beer belly
Your bedtime: Usually before 12, not much of a student!!!
Your most missed memory: playing football
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, preferably with JD or Vodka
McDonald's or Burger King: KFC
Single or group dates: Date?...never been one one!!
Adidas or Nike: Not fussed
Lipton Tea or Nesteaunno: neither
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Tea or coffee: tea
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Swear: Fuck yeah
Have a crush: Not at the minute
Like(d) secondry school: Not really, Uni better
Want to get married: yes
Believe in yourself: Id say i could do anything if id be arsed to put in the effort
Get motion sickness: no
Think you're a health freak: Eh??...NO
Get along with your parents: Sometimes, getting easier to
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Gone to the shopping centre: No, hate shopping with no money!!
Been on stage: Does dancing in nite club count??
Eaten Sushi: No, dont want to
Been dumped: No
Gone skating: yeah, fell alot tho
Gone skinny dipping: yeah in Bundoran...lol
Dyed your hair: Yeah for goin to worls cup!! got alot of slaggin
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER?
Taken off your clothes in a game: Yeah, strip GAA donkey in Germany
Gotten beaten up: yeah, few times
Changed who you were to fit in: Probably in the past
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
Age you hope to be married: 35 ish?? dunno
Describe your dream wedding: next question
How do you want to die: Painlessly, pumped full of morphine
LAYER NINE: IN A GIRL/GUY
Best eye color?: 1 Green, 1 blue
Best hair color?: Brown
Short or long hair: long
Height: Hopefully smaller than me, not much tho, no midgets!!
LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of people I can trust: I trust everyone, until!!!
Number of CD\\\'s: Shit loads i bought years ago, never listen to them tho
Number of piercing: 1 left ear, haven't worn it in years tho...a phase
Number of tattoos: none
Number of times your names been in the newspaper: not that many, tho i lost my license a few months back apparently?? anyone shed any light on that??
Number of scars on my body: Quite a few, none that big2 commentaires 982 jours
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how are u? what new? hope ur well? how is ur job going?
me and candy are living in toronto in little italy at min, loving it,
lov elz take care x
Murphy ya wee queer bastard, wats the craic?? Ya still playing with yourself frequently? What ya up to anyway lad?
ne chance of being ne craic these days?
Hi lidl bro...wat up? jus heard screamin an thoguht it was in my head but its ok it was outside......pub golf = hilariousd = i jumped in the hot tub = im freezin = teehee= ;aughing my FAT ass off yeroo.....bro... = gona visit johnboy soon,....broke like a mofucker = oh dear = made a dick of myself via bebs = right now = byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeee tee heee hee lol ilysfm lmfatao yo mama
heading over with barry brady - paudys brother, staying in carsons - hes in garrison. should be good craic! not interested in seeing much of the rally - have a few pints instead!
well, whats the craic? yeah man was snow boarding there in bulgaria, some craic! come here are ya coming to the rally in fermanagh?
hey
swinn bag how are ya? what new with u spud? i hope ur well? in canada and loving it, i love 2 ski here it lovely ,
do u have skpy? x x
take care elz x x x
aye didnt head 2far tho,jst local..still got a bit 2 drunk tho
wat bout u, did u head nywer??
hey hws u these days..havnt been chattin 2ye in a wile!!
hav sum luv
Less than a week now
Please try your best to control your excitement 
Hello James
You Are Invited to....
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★Friday 5th December★
Smirnoff Sublime Cocktail Recption
Also Northern Irelands Perfectionare Of Cocktails Opens The New cocktail Bar.. Food on the Go aswell...
Cocktails Promoted By San Greal (recognised Throughout the North)
Simply Swing 8:30 - 10:00 One for the Ladies
D.J Ruari. Fee 10:00 - Late
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★Saturday 6th December★
DJ Slugger (Clublands Residential D.J)
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★Sunday 7th December★
Gravity Unplugged
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See you there
well. recovery stage?
sul luv 4ye
hey hun ah im doin gret yea talk to clare all the time i've made up my mind im headin back over in january just cant settle back here and i miss clare loads ye no what wer like stuck together by the hip ha. how the hell r u how long u home now how u settlin back in xx
well lad how you keeping dese days,wat ya keeping yerself busy wit?
Your blog is positively vomiticious Gisele!!!
what did that mail mean ye mad thing
alrite man - just to let you know that im on the beach in gao india and its 36 degrees!! the bad news is im leaving in 8 days.
Na I haven't heard from him since last Thurs when I saw him. Da was sayin he was gona stay with me last nite or somethin. In fairness he might have been tryin 2 fone me but I lost my fone yesterday