Lovesick Dick
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Man, 23,
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- uit AMF, Glasgow, Springfield Quay. GO ON!
- I am Single
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About me: I'm a 21 year old boy. I eat quotations for breakfast and watercolours for dinner. With the occasional poetic snack in between.
I love the noise of those little bells on bikes
Tring tring. Thanks Leens!!!
Oh and I've just recently changed my name to Max Kerr is a vain pursuit to be cool. We think it works quite well coupled with the Leather.
- Music City
- Joanna Newsom!, Belle and Sebastian, Ben Folds, The Who, The Beatles, Stereolab, The Seatbelts, Divine Comedy, Talking heads, and on and on and blah de blah de ohh.
- Film City
- If you've got an extra 2 weeks to waste combing over a million sheets of paper then phone me and I'll send you the fully comprehensive list of fave films.
For those withough two spare weeks. Let's just say it's 'Help!' By the Beatles. Hmmmmm. - Sport City
- I love bowling more than life itself. Which is very convenient considering I USED TO live in a bowling alley. But the threw me out...onto Skidrow.
- At some point in my life
- I want to:
Bowl a 300 game. Graft a chainsaw onto my arm. Write a film staring Rowan Atkinson. Get shot. Meet Macca and Ringo. Get chased by a huge boulder. Marry a Frenchwoman with a beret on. Murder Roger Daltry! Then cry when he's dead. Learn how to juggle like that amazing girl at the pub, I mean she coun't even stand but she could catch like 8 balls at once. Pee in a tuba. Crack a licorice whip. Be a vigilante for a day. Be a prison inmate for a day. : ) - Happiest When
- Adventuring with Ross. We finally claimed our own island a few days ago. Next stop: the temple of Doom...
- Buy me
- A hooker
- Who loves the sun?
- Baa baa baa baaaaaaaa
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Strawberry kisses
Two days 'til Healey and I cum all over London so if you see anything on the news about a white sticky flood you heard it here first. If anyone wants anything that you can't get up here gimme a call. Duno what exactly but shrug to you.
Kerr x1 Commentaar 618 dagen
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Sex and the shitty
Since it's such an influential programme for girls of our generation, I thought I'd watch Sex and the City last night. It surprised me to say the least. The programme makers have done an excellent job of making the characters come across exactly the way they wanted. As tits.
Hat's off to them.
After thinking long and hard I've decided that the only way to save my dignity and moral conscience as a man is to become a gay lord
So enjoy yourself girls. Even if it does tear every piece of decent human fiber in your body to shreds.
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Life is Random
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you’re cool...
Opening Credits:
Tell me what you see – the Beatles
Waking Up:
Who’ll stop the rain – Creedence Clearwater Revival
First Day At School:
Learnin’ the Blues – Katie Meluda
Falling In Love:
Procul Harum – Whiter Shade of Pale
Fight Song:
Starman – David Bowie
Breaking up:
Ritchie Valens – La Bamba
(what the fuck…)
Prom:
Jungle - ELO
Life:
Gerry Lee Lewis – Great Balls of Fire
Mental Breakdown:
The Card Cheat – The Clash
Driving:
God Only Knows – The Beach Boys
Flashback:
Penguins – Earth Angel
Getting back together:
Private Hell – The Jam
Wedding:
The Night Before – The Beatles
Birth of Child:
Help! - The Beatles
Final Battle:
Tangles up in Blue - Bob Dylan
Death Scene:
Razzle Dazzle Rose – Camera Obscura
Funeral Song:
Changes – David Bowie
End Credits:
I’m So Tired – The Beatles
It seems that the Beatles basicaly have dibs on my life's soundtrack. On typing that last sentance a huge smile engulfs my face.
I love you John, Paul, George and even you Ringo.
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Samson7 weken geledenAlso, I was you 2000th profile view. There's some sort of prize for that, surely?
Also, pick up any book you can find by Ludwig Wittgenstein. Just trust me. -
Samson7 weken geleden
Your thesis lacks class analysis.
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The Sunday Club12 weken geledenSunday nights at Victoria's
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Re-Launching this weekend. 6th Sept
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It's gonna be huge! x
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15 weken geleden
Jamie Robertson
Dude the spongin is now officially over! got a new job doin niteshift in sainsbury's 1st paycheck 2mrw cnt wait! x
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15 weken geleden
via Mobiel
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Jamie Robertson15 weken geleden
Alrite Kerr ya beast!
hows it goin?
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Pete Bradley17 weken geledeni here you where talking about me
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Samson25 weken geleden
Now the BNP CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIM to have changed...
Nick Griffin...A HOLOCAUST DENIER........IS THIS A PARTY YOU CAN AFFORD TO VOTE FOR??? IS IT????? IS IT????????
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Gillian26 weken geleden'ello baconear
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Clear Hearts And Grey Flowers28 weken geledenkerr sucks
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28 weken geleden
Samson
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Samson31 weken geleden
For Mr Duncan's attention:
"According to Necessary Chinese Illusions:
"Chinese professor Han Deqiang in his paper Chinese Cultural Revolution: Failure and Theoretical Originality examined the demise of communism in China. Han detailed how from its very beginning the communist revolutionary government had been infiltrated by a capitalist faction which had established itself within the bureaucracy. Prominent among the bureaucrats was Deng Xiaoping."
Also:
http://www.marxist.com/Asia/china_wa...
An example of the socialist opposition to China's reforms. The CPC claim that they're running "Socialism with a market economy" (also called a "WHAT THE FUCK???"), with a view to develop the infrastructure and productive forces to provide an abundance of material wealth required to attain a (pure) communist society. That article says that it's a cover-up and that they've been infiltrated by capitalists, hence the market economy.
Grey area like I said. -
Kerr St Kerr31 weken geledenhahah, ill let ya think that my dear
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anyway how are ya? i managed to finish uni for the summer ohhhhyeaaaassss
london here i come ~
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Samson31 weken geleden
You haven't replied to the rest, scum.
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Samson31 weken geleden
Sure I told you to apologise for the rush job the other morning. Was meant to wake them up for the protest in time but my alarm didn't go off and I never said bye or that.
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Samson31 weken geleden
Did you get the email I sent to the Labour council? Is it ok? Thought it might seem to grandiloquent.
EDIT:
I put the newer version of the email on my page and made it an open letter. Perhaps someone will read it and give us some support.
Are you going to come to the protest on the 23rd? I doubt that the more militant parents I was talking to will give up, but for me, that's the last chance. It'll be formalised on that day, and I can't see what else we can do once it is. Either we win or we lose.
Did you say sorry to Laura and Mick on my behalf, by the way? -
Samson33 weken geleden
WHOSE STREETS??????????????????????????
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Kerr St Kerr34 weken geleden
kool , maxx kerr its a good name.
Im good, just trying to finish uni work so i can have a good summer running around like a random for the summer
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Kerr St Kerr35 weken geleden
heh thankx for the kerr love..its better than real love
so howz it going anyway? also why did you change your name?
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Jamie Robertson35 weken geleden
Everythings good currently outta work at the min hopin something will show up soon. Who u off 2 London with? x
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Samson 1 AntwoordWhen I clap my hands, you will wake up and you are going to hate the state police and question their legitimacy. You ar...
Samson 0 AntwoordenCold and grey. Note that everyone's head is square and bleak.
Oh, and that they're dead.