Xan Griffin
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- Member since: September 2006
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- Me, Myself, and I
- I'm no longer a sell-out. I'm plain and boring and different.
- Music
- The Acute, Drive-By Argument, Say Anything, We Are Scientists, Pink Floyd, Beasty Boys, Bjork, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, The Mandrakes, Billy Bates, Ok Go, Jurassic5, Jo Mango, M83, Weapons (Of Mass Belief)... So much more
- Films
- My favourites change all the time. At the moment I'm into my "<i>so shit, there awesome</i>" type films. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Toxic Avenger, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Guyver, Godzilla (Japan, not U.S.).
All the classics too. Tarantino-esq action flicks, Anything by Kevin Smith. Donnie Darko, Office Space, 12 Monkeys, Blade Runner, Dune, Half Baked, Golden Eye, Joe Dirt, South Park: BL&U, Family Guy: SG-TUS, The Benchwarmers, Wayne's World. V For Vendetta, Austin Powers, The Life Aquatic, Shaun Of The Dead, Napoleon Dynamite, Flash Gordon, Loads more. - T.V.
- Obscure shows. The I.T. Crowd, Nathan Barley, Darkplace, Time Trumpet, The Mighty Boosh, Man to Man with Dean Learner. Anything with Richard Ayoade.
Alan Partridge is awesome. South Park, American Dad & Family Guy are sweeet. Chapelle's Show is entertaining. I miss Father Ted. Heat Vision & Jack was the best show never made! My Name Is Earl is a funny show. Peep Show can be hilarious. Robot Chicken is completely random and great. The Rules Of Engagement pilot was ace. I hope it gets picked up. The Tick Live action series was amazing. The cartoon was also quite good. Spaced is nice. Red dwarf is fantastic. And finally Futurama. I miss it muchly. - Scared Of
- Not very much. Losing loved ones I guess. And maybe big fang wielding snakes. I used to own two slow worms. But technically they're just Lizards with no legs. They have eyelids you see.
- Happiest When
- Listening to music. Also when I find money in old clothes. And conversating with people who know me, but I don't have a clue who they are. I apologise to those whom I do this on a regular basis to. I'm shite at names.
- Loudest When
- Sleeping apparently.
I'm quiet as a mouse usually but I snore like a big horsey with a mouse in one nostril. - Just Ate:
- A grape!
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Diet.
I have 2 dogs. Recently I was buying a large bag of Bakers Complete at Asda and standing in line at the check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Bakers Complete Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Bakers Complete nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
One guy found this really funny.
Stupid bitch...why else would I be buying dog food?5 Comments 834 days
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What: The Acute
Where: King Tuts, Glasgow (+After party @ box)
When: Wednesday 29th August
What: 32" LCD T.V. arrives
Where: Bedroom wall.
When: Friday 31st August
What: Dan Le Sac & Scroobius Pip
Where: King Tuts, Glasgow
When: Wednesday, 12th September
What: Pop-up & Firebrand Boy
Where: Bungalow Bar Revival, Paisley
When: Thursday 13th September
What: Drive-By Argument
Where: King Tuts, Glasgow
When: Sunday 16th September
What: The Acute
Where: Classic Grand, Glasgow
When: Friday 7th September
What: Commander Keen
Where: 13th Note, Glasgow
When: Thursday 27th September
What: Kula Shaker
Where: Queen Margaret Union, Glasgow
When: Thursday 4th October
What: The Decemberists
Where: Carling Academy
When: Friday 12th October
What: New Adventures
Where: Barfly, Glasgow
When: Wednesday 17th October
What: Biffy Clyro
Where: Barrowlands, Glasgow
When: Wednesday 7th November
What: Bill Bailey
Where: Clyde Auditorium, Glasgow
When: Thursday 8th November
What: Holiday
Where: French Alps
When: CANCELLED, Used money fer T.V.!0 Comments 841 days
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Beard legend.
One day when I was about 17 a Capybara attacked me, fucked me up pretty bad. I don't remember much before waking up in hospital with what I thought was some sort of face warmer on. Turns out the Capybara somehow merged with me after being so passionate about fucking me up and we now live as symbiotes'. Sort of. He makes me look scruffy and rodent like and I feed and water him. Wee bastard. So yeah. Not really a beard. A parasite!0 Comments 960 days
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haha qaulity m8! luv the vid!
I'm getting bunnies. You? X
Boo @ U
Sunday nights at Victoria's
Comment sent from CommentorRe-Launching this weekend. 6th Sept
with..DJ Vance
back in legendary Sunday night residency.
Drinks from 1.50
FREE CD for everyone
guestlist at VICTORIAS.TV
It's gonna be huge! x
U finally get away then? Lol
Hi m8 howz u? Wit u bn doing wae ur self?
haha ummmm... i don't know, but i know that my colleague goes one day a week to a ukelele lesson, and one day a week to a more social ukelele thing.
the kazookeylele guy goes to the same ukelele club as my colleague at work!
heres a big doze of the red stuff buddy!enjoy xxx
hi Xan, how are you? my toe is sore , and its because i worked so hard tonite at work! what is the product key for that word cd rom? do u have it?
orite baw jaws hows u? u look so different in the fotos, like the short hair!x
A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he notices a little girl next door
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in a little red cart with little ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to a dog and a cat.
The fire-fighter walks over to take a closer look: 'That's a lovely fire engine,' he says admiringly.
'Thanks,' says the little girl. The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied one of the cart's
strings to the dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles.
'Little girl,' says the fire-fighter, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your fire engine,
but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster.'
The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog and at the cat,
then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says:
'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f**king siren, would I?'
lol
Who are Zhyrlings? Soon my friend soon.
All will become apparent in February. Till then...
Zhyrlings.
Happy Birthday Baby
Love you
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Hey
i uploaded some of the photos i was talking about
the quality is kinda shite but they're there anyways
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Yeah I'm good thanks! Just working away...no goss...I am very boring nowadays! Looking forward to Christmas...got a good few nights coming up so watch this space! I always seem to generate goss in the Christmas period!
What's been happening with you?xx
I love washing clothes.....they smell lovely haha. Yeah my course involves learning advertising, desktop publishing, writing for the media, Journalism and radio production. There's more stuff but im not quite sure what that is yet
I got a digital camera from my fiance, jewelery and i got 3 teddy bears surprisingly enough. I will try and scan the pics, i found some of a halloween party too haha. I also remember seeing a home video of Scott playing with hot wheels cars and eating chocolate mousse in your house hehe. I also remember one time Eric made this thing from a microwaved mars bar with other various choclate things thrown in. haha 
Thinking about going to uni after college, but thats if i pass my HND. The party was good thanks (ive got like 100 pics lol) it was snowing and everything!
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