one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!




This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"


load a bollocks!!!


Copy and repost in your own bulletin as
11 rules of BEBO.

incase your wondering who claire is then she is the most wonderful girl that u could ever meet.weve been going out now for a year! and they have been the best days of my life so far and when we first ever started going out i felt like the most luckiest guy in the world and i still feel that way even more so because when you see her ull realise just how lucky i am. The night we got tgether was Friday the 13th so that’s just how lucky I am .we have such laughs tgether..MOOOO!!! SMURFS MUFF!! and share so much love and can tell each other anything and everything which is why our relationship is so perfect and nothing could ever beat it.weve also got through the lil tough times and i knw for certain we can get through anything. she has made me so happy and brings a smile to my face all the time. She has the most amazing smile which i love seeing everyday.shes a very important part in my life right now and she always will be cuz i never want this 2 end and i hope well have a long n lovely future ahead. id just like to say huni thanku so much for choosin me cuz theres so many other guys which u could have had , thanku for loving me I love u so much clairexxx and always will forever loads n loads…I never want 2 lose u… xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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 xlove u baby and im never ever letting ANYONE!!! take u away from me..

WOULD YOU ...
go out with me:
kiss me:
let me kiss you:
watch a movie with me:
be my bf/gf:
let me buy you a drink:
take me home for the night:
have a relationship with me:
Dance with me:
Spank that arse:
Help me with homework?
Say yes if i asked you out?
Hang out with me?
D0 Y0U...
think im sexy?
think im hot?
want to kiss me?
want to cuddle with me?
want to hook up with me?
think im weird?
AM i...
sexy?
cute?
funny?
cool?
loveable?
compassionate?
great to be with?
attractive?
mean?
odd?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
thought there might be an "us"?
thought about hookin up with me?
found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
grabbed me?
had a crush on me?
ARE Y0U...
happy you know me?
thinking bout me?