Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things…

FUCK THAT!!............

Joe pesci in casino, pot noodles and wanking
A nice big fat doobie and the occasional spanking,
Polo shirts and music and the name rich that means dick,
aldi and sarcasm and alcohol in tins
now they are a few of my favourite things.

A chicken had sex with a dog and a pig. the chicken had babys and they were made of jelly, they were then sold in shops around the world and fed to naughty children. I thought chickens laid eggs, not like argos wich is better than woolworths but not as good as dixons. currys is ok tho, not as good as fish and chips witch we all know isnt fish it processed meat witch is drained from jamie olivers fat bottom lip, cushty!! like rodneys brother dell or commodore 64, or 69 witch is brilliant if the missis is creme fresh, dnt like to much cheese on my taco tho, anyway thats why chickens are dutch.

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