Amusing Conversations from AS History

Meg: "Personally I think we should pull out the troops. I mean its like... gah."
Me: "Your Mum went gah when I pulled out."

I am a genius

Me: "I can fit a birdcage in my mouth." (I have a necklace with a birdcage on it.)
Meg: "I didn't realise you'd named Cro's penis!"

This one's actually notes but still. It was during a boring video. So thats where all the random names come from. Like Fanny.

Me: Mike's gay
Mike: I know
Me: Dibs on fanny
Mike: Dibs on my fanny
Me: Dibs on your mum's fanny
Mike: Dibs ^
Me: Damn you, you're such a slut, how many people do you need?
Mike: 683,581
Me: What a coincidence, I need 683,580
Mike: I only need 9 more.
Me: Dibs on everyone in this school
Mike: No because I dibs on me so... You fail Noob.
Me: Shutup NEEK. Go run home to Mummy.
Mike:
L
O
L
Me:
Little
Old Penis
Love
(You love Little Old Penis)
Mike: ROFL
Me:
Rolled
Over Your Mum
Fucking
Loudly
Mike: ROFLCOPTER
Me:
Rolled
Over Your Mum
Fucking
Loudly
Cos
Of
People
That have
Erections...
Rigid.
Mike: Yoo suks teh penix lawl
Me: LMAO
Lovely
Mum's
Arse
O'Reilly!
Mike:
Learn
Mission
ARSE!
Objective

How did we get so cool?

Emi: Mr Mcsporran, do you have a holepunch I could borrow?
*MC Spozza (Mcsporran) hands her one- realises she's trying to holepunch an exercise book*
MC Spozza: That holepunch is too small for that book
Emi: Do you have a big one?
Me: *hysterical laughter*

Amusing Conversations from AS Psychology

Kathryn: "Don't you think Mr Homerston looks like the kind of guy who shares a bed with his Mum?"
Me: "I wouldn't be able to share a bed with my Mum... she's way too fat."
Stephen: "Yeah it's difficult sharing a bed with your Mum."

And then I didn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes and went bright red.

I'd written Stephen's surname (Devincenzi) on a poster...
Stephen: How do you think you pronounce my surname Mr Homerston?
Mr Homerston: Da vinci code?

Amusing Conversations from Italian

Me: "Your Mum's 30"
Emi: "Did your mum thirty times."
Me: "I'm so proud of you!"
Emi: "That was my first one!!!"

Amusing Conversations from AS English Language

Me: "I should make you into my little mini me... you'd have to lose a lot of height though."
Meg T: "I could take shrinking tablets..."
Me: "Or we could just hack off your legs."
Meg T: "And attach my feet halfway up my thighs.. I'd have long arms for a midget."
Me: "You can deal with that."
Meg T: "Hack them off and attach my hands further up as well."
Me: "You'd have big tits for a midget."

Me: YOU GEEK MEG! You got 32 and I got 20. GEEK!
Meg T: You're going to bully me now aren't you?
Me: I'm going to push you over in the playground geek AND KNOCK OFF YOUR GLASSES AND BREAK YOUR BOX FILES, GEEEEEEEK! AND PUSH YOU IN THE MUD AND KICK YOU WHILE YOU'RE DOWN!

im such a nice person

Amusing Conversations from the Common Room

*whilst playing cheat*
Me: 3 Queens
Meg: I didn't realise you'd invited Cro and his friends!

1. Put MP3 Or WMA or Ipod Or Some Music Player On Shuffle.
2. Write The FIRST Line Of The First Twenty Songs.
3. Cross Out When Someone Gets The Answer Right:

1. If I wrote you a symphony, just to say how much you mean to me (Ruthie- My Love by Justin Timberlake)
2. I'm a little pea, I love the sky, the trees (Fitzy- Pea by Red Hot Chili Peppers)
3. When I wake up early in the morning, lift my head, I'm still yawning (Will- I'm only sleeping by The Beatles)
4. Well sometimes I go out by myself, and I look across the water (Will- Valerie by The Zutons)
5. Won't decide, he won't debate (Ian- When It Started by The Strokes)
6. You said you'd marry me if I was 23 (Ruthie- Jenny Don't Be Hasty by Paolo Nutini)
7. We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control (Ian- Another Brick in the Wall Part 2 by Pink Floyd)
8. Girl you have no faith in medicine (Ian- Girl you have no Faith in Medicine by The White Stripes)
9. I have, I have you breathing down my neck, breathing down my neck (Charlotte- Dark Blue by Jack's Mannequin)
10. Far away, this ship is taking me far away (Ian- Starlight by Muse)
11. How can you see into my eyes like open doors, leading you down into my core (Charlotte- Bring me to Life by Evanescence)
12. I will never bother you, I will never promise to (Jon- You Know You're Right by Nirvana)
13. Its close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark (Will- Thriller by Michael Jackson)
14. Help, I need somebody, help, not just anybody (Ian- Help! by The Beatles)
15. In the middle of a gun fight, in the centre of a restaurant, they say, come with your arms raised high (Ruthie- You know what they do to guys like us in prison by My Chemical Romance)
16. Shade, stay, know, but they communicate try, fade, the leverage of space (Ian- Leverage of Space by Red Hot Chili Peppers)
17. I was so high I did not recognise the fire burning in her eyes, the chaos that controlled my mind (Ruthie- This Love by Maroon 5)
18. Who's ever known, how much to moan and groan (Ian- Spiral Static by Muse)
19. I'm sure I've seen this look before (Jon- Can't Catch Tomorrow (Good Shoes Won't Save You This Time) by Lostprophets)
20. The lunatic is on the grass, The lunatic is on the grass, Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs (Fitzy- Brain Damage by Pink Floyd)

100.WHAT’S YOUR PROFILE SONG?
On MySpace its Wake up Call by Maroon 5 (video) and Turn Into by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

99. FAVOURITE COLOUR?
i dont actually have a favourite colour... i just like a lot of colours. like red, green and blue.

98.MIDDLE NAME?
elizabeth christina (ew.)

97.DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE?
of course not, im a nun.
i lie
of course i do

96. LIED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS?
yep, when i told my mum i was straight.

95. BEST BREAK UP SONG?
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... no idea.

94.WHERE WAS THE LAST PLACE YOU TOOK A PLANE TO?
Croatia

93. WHAT IS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Mean Girls, i love that film

92.WHAT MAKES YOU MAD?
a lot of things I'm easily angered. but mostly my mum.

91.FAVOURITE FOOD?
pasta, chocolate, prawns, mussels, gnocchi etc.

90. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Greeeeeeeeeeeeeen

88. DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND OF THE SAME SEX YOU CAN TALK TO?
No, I never learnt how to talk. or Kathryn. and Ruth. and Liv.

87. DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX YOU CAN TALK TO?
Yes, my friend who knows sign language. or Cro. and Will. and Ian.

86. WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
In your mum's bedroom. (my bedroom)

85. DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
a sister who is going away for a whole year to france soon which is actually quite sad cos lately she's become nice.

84. WHAT DOES THE 7TH MESSAGE IN YOUR INBOX SAY ON YOUR PHONE?
LMFAO on tv there was an advert for tourism in kazakstan, it said "its very nice" and 37 people have died in the fire and its finally on the news. xxxxxxxxxxx
from the cro when he was in greece. (sentimental isnt it? )

82. WHAT IS SITTING TO THE LEFT OF YOU?
a windowsill. with jewellery, bowling pin, money and ornaments on it.

81.WHERE IS YOUR DAD RIGHT NOW?
America somewhere

80. DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?
Ruth and I had lots together. the most memorable were Damien Hades (THE DEVIL CHILD) and Ruthley.
Also Cro and I have Mr Chimps, Crozilla (the arm with a head on it), Croley and Crolaf.

79. WHO IS THE 5TH PERSON YOU GOT A MISSED CALL FROM?
Liv's Mobile

78. CLOSEST BLACK OBJECT?
Phone!

77. CLOSEST SILVER OBJECT?
Hairbrush

76. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
of course!

71. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
Lady and Tramp (who are cats btw.) I DIDNT CHOOSE THE NAMES

72. LAST TIME YOU LISTENED TO COUNTRY MUSIC?
the other day when i was listening to dolly parton

69. WHAT ARE YOUR FEARS?
rejection.

68. WHAT CAN YOU HEAR NOW?
my stomach rumbling and LMAO lets get it on by marvin gaye just came on shuffle.

67. HOW MANY DRUGS ARE IN YOUR SYSTEM NOW?
none

65. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
new skinny jeans

64. LAST PERSON TO COMMENT YOU?
Bev/

63. DO YOU SING?
yep

62. SCREAMO OR COUNTRY?
Screamo.

61. ROCK OR RAP?
Rock of course.

60. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
vanilla, but only when its proper vanilla ice cream.

59. WHO DID YOU LAST CALL?
Crominge when I was in Gatwick airport about to go to Croatia (thats how often I call people)

58. WHO LAST CALLED YOU?
Ian from Reading

57. WHAT JEWELERY DO YOU WEAR DAILY?
necklace.

56. WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?
this! and also talking to cro and kraig.

55. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU SAID ‘I LOVE YOU’ TO?
Cro ^_^

54. WOULD YOU DIE FOR SOMEONE?
Depends.

53. LATEST THING YOU’VE RECENTLY LEARNED?
That women are very rarely hemophiliacs.

51. WHAT CAN YOU SMELL?
errrmm... my body spray.

50? WHERE IS IT?
in the aiiirrrr

49. IS ANYTHING BOTHERING YOU RIGHT NOW?
not really... except my mum.

48. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND?
muse, pink floyd, the beatles, red jumpsuit apparatus, everly brothers.

47. IF YOUR EX WANTED YOU BACK, WOULD YOU TAKE THEM BACK?
nope

44. BED SHEET COLOR?
white

43. DO YOU THINK SOMEONE CARES ABOUT YOU?
im pretty sure he does

42. CAN YOU SWIM?
yeah but very slowly

37. FAVORITE SMELL?
your mum.

36. EVER GONE A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT EATING?
yeah, but its not exactly pleasant.

35. AMERICA OR CANA