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Xox Layna Xox
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- from Maori Gurl born in Pukekohe, rais'd in Waiuku, dun a stint in Hamilton, Sth & Wst Aux , livin in Oz.
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Dea's a Matress in da Lounge.
(Wah?.....is dea sumfing rong wiff dat? )
Ur checkin sum 1 out & u find owT ur Related.
(No comment....bahahaha....Jokes ow!)
Most of ur Whanau's 5mins of Fame was on Crime Watch.
(Yeh...U Noe IT.....Bloody Ma-ordee's )
U go to da Ball wiff ur cousin.
(Hell no!! SHAME I'd rather go Stag!)
Someone in ur PhamLee got 'Knocked Up' @ 15.
(once dae no wat 2 do wit it.........U no da rest. )
Ur sleeve is a form of Tissue 4 ur nose
(sniff, sniff, snnniiiiff!.....not even ow.. )
U organise a get 2getha @ 2pm & dae all turn up @ 5.
(Dats called 'Maori Timing' ow.... )
U get a hiding wiff a Jandal/Cord/Wooden Spoon/Vacuum Pipe/anyting in arms reach.
(....not unless u throw it, cos u gotta catch me 1st!!)
U can sprint Barefoot on sharp rocks.
(Faaah.....Hu was dat Black-Flash??? )
Ur @ a Party & ur Aunty turns off da Stereo & starts playin da Guitar.
( Or an Unkle....or a cuzzin )
U noe all da werds 2 '10 Guitars'.
(isn't dat da Anthem?? )
U see sum 1 wearin' ur shoes dat went missing from da Marae.
(eeeeewww....TAPA FEET....U can hav dem now!)
Da werds 'ChuRR', 'Sweet' and 'Ow' r part of ur Vocabulary.
(can't help it....its in da Maori DNA )
Bullrush was ur Favourite Sport.
(Hell yeh!...owT da front of Nana's bei...Its ON!! )
U get ur Pakeha Partner 2 Rent da Flat.
(only dat 1 tyme........Honest )
U fink ur Tribe is da Best in da World.
(Course Bei!.....Ngabush up in Hurrrr)
Ur dad cutz ur hair, gets Hoha leaves da other haff 4 da next day after school.
(SHAME Dat actually happened 2 me but Dad JacK'd it Up so Bad dat I wouldn't let him touch it.........EVER AGAIN!!!shame man! )
All ur Marbles r ball-bearings & u try 2 pass dem off as Steelies.
(Dats not Cheating....dats called Maori Ingenuity )
Hello & Goodbye r said by raising ur eyebrows.
(dea's dat Maori DNA again... )
Brushing ur hair, is putting on a Cap or a Beanie.
(only if u want Dreads.....No fanx, I got Good Hair!)
U do Bombs @ da Pool wea it says 'NO BOMBING'.
(Yep.....I got a MEAN Gorilla!!)
U nearly get hit by a car & ur Mum gives u a hiding cos it mite of.
(Tru story, bei.......Pono!! )
U cant speak Maori but ur fluent wen ur drunk.
U go diving wiff 1 flipper.
(Fah.....U RoLLiN' if u got 2.. )
Rotten foods r a Delicacy.
(Nah......cant get pass'd da Smell)
U have 6 people in da back seat of ur car.
(& if dea's not enuff room in da car, plenty room on da Bonnet!! )
U keep losing count of how many Cuzzins u have.
Ur @ a Party & dae start passing 'round da 'Hat' 4 more Beers.
(Hea....I got $5 4 da Kitty!! Hahaha )
Ur Big Brother is over -protective of U, den he beats up his Missus.
(..Hau....Talkabout Jake da Mus! Watz wiff all da Hostility, Man??)
U go swimmin in Shorts & T-Shirt on Bondi Beach, wea dae all wear Bikini's.
(...once or twice, maybe... )
U laff @ every 1 hu can't sing.
U laff @ every 1 hu can't dance.
U laff @ every 1 hu can't do both @ da same time.
(Well den, If u dont like it.......Hush yo Mouff & step off da dance floor, Maaaaan!!)
Dea's no denying U r a Maori if U've redd dis all da way 2 da Bitter end......Cos Maori's neva want 2 miss a thing!! GOTCHA
1 Comment 339 weeks
Rest now, Soul Sista.
Your Spirit is free to roam.
It soars across the distant skies,
To Lands we've never known.
Though life goes on for those of us,
That you have left behind,
Your memory shall forever be,
In our Hearts & in our minds.
I'll always keep a candle,
Burning brightly in your name.
I lit it deep inside my Heart,
When I heard you went away.
I never got to say Goodbye,
Found out 6 years too late.
So instead I'll say "Good Journey, Sis"
You'll ALWAYS be my mate.
Now I'll cherish and remember,
All the songs that we have sung.
And from now on in my memories,
You'll be "Forever Young"
**** THIS IS DEDICATED ****
** TO THE LOVING MEMORY ***
*********** OF ************
*24 October 1979 - 4 October 2000*
.....4 mah' SouL SisTa.....
.....I'm Missing you.....
3 Comments 340 weeks
Go placidly amidst the noise & haste, and remember what Peace there may be in Silence.
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly & clearly; and listen to others, even the dull & ignorant, for they too have their story.
Avoid loud & aggressive persons, they are vexations of the Spirit.
If you compare yourself to others you may become vain & bitter; for there will always be greater & lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own Career, however humble; it is a real possesion in the changing future of time.
Exercise caution in your Business affairs, for the world is full of trickery, but let this not blind you to what Virtue there is; many persons strive for High Ideals, & everywhere life is full of Heroism.
Especially do not feign affection, neither be cynical about Love; for in the face of all aridity & disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of years, gracefully surrendering the things of Youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune, but don't stress yourself with dark imaginings, many fears are born out of fatigue & loneliness.
Beyond wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.
YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE UNIVERSE,
no less than the Trees and the Stars, you have a right to be here, and wether or not it is clear to you,no doubt the Universe is unfolding as it should.Therefore, be at Peace with GOD,
whatever you conceive him to be, and whatever your Labours & Aspirations in the noisy confusion of life, Keep the Peace with your Soul.
With all its sham & drudgery & broken dreams, it is still a Beautiful World.
STRIVE TO BE HAPPY.....
0 Comments 340 weeks
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