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Xox Layna Xox
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.....Dea's NO denying ur a Maori when..........
Dea's a Matress in da Lounge.
(Wah?.....is dea sumfing rong wiff dat?
)
Ur checkin sum 1 out & u find owT ur Related.
(No comment....bahahaha....Jokes ow!)
Most of ur Whanau's 5mins of Fame was on Crime Watch.
(Yeh...U Noe IT.....Bloody Ma-ordee's
)
U go to da Ball wiff ur cousin.
(Hell no!! SHAME I'd rather go Stag!)
Someone in ur PhamLee got 'Knocked Up' @ 15.
(once dae no wat 2 do wit it.........U no da rest.
)
Ur sleeve is a form of Tissue 4 ur nose
(sniff, sniff, snnniiiiff!.....not even ow..
)
U organise a get 2getha @ 2pm & dae all turn up @ 5.
(Dats called 'Maori Timing' ow....
)
U get a hiding wiff a Jandal/Cord/Wooden Spoon/Vacuum Pipe/anyting in arms reach.
(....not unless u throw it, cos u gotta catch me 1st!!)
U can sprint Barefoot on sharp rocks.
(Faaah.....Hu was dat Black-Flash???
)
Ur @ a Party & ur Aunty turns off da Stereo & starts playin da Guitar.
( Or an Unkle....or a cuzzin
)
U noe all da werds 2 '10 Guitars'.
(isn't dat da Anthem??
)
U see sum 1 wearin' ur shoes dat went missing from da Marae.
(eeeeewww....TAPA FEET....U can hav dem now!)
Da werds 'ChuRR', 'Sweet' and 'Ow' r part of ur Vocabulary.
(can't help it....its in da Maori DNA
)
Bullrush was ur Favourite Sport.
(Hell yeh!...owT da front of Nana's bei...Its ON!!
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U get ur Pakeha Partner 2 Rent da Flat.
(only dat 1 tyme........Honest
)
U fink ur Tribe is da Best in da World.
(Course Bei!.....Ngabush up in Hurrrr)
Ur dad cutz ur hair, gets Hoha leaves da other haff 4 da next day after school.
(SHAME Dat actually happened 2 me
but Dad JacK'd it Up so Bad dat I wouldn't let him touch it.........EVER AGAIN!!!shame man!
)
All ur Marbles r ball-bearings & u try 2 pass dem off as Steelies.
(Dats not Cheating....dats called Maori Ingenuity
)
Hello & Goodbye r said by raising ur eyebrows.
(dea's dat Maori DNA again...
)
Brushing ur hair, is putting on a Cap or a Beanie.
(only if u want Dreads.....No fanx, I got Good Hair!)
U do Bombs @ da Pool wea it says 'NO BOMBING'.
(Yep.....I got a MEAN Gorilla!!)
U nearly get hit by a car & ur Mum gives u a hiding cos it mite of.
(Tru story, bei.......Pono!!
)
U cant speak Maori but ur fluent wen ur drunk.
(Tetaumatawhakatangi*HIC*hangaak
oauauatamateapokaiwhenua*HIC*kit
anatahu....
)
U go diving wiff 1 flipper.
(Fah.....U RoLLiN' if u got 2..
)
Rotten foods r a Delicacy.
(Nah..
....cant get pass'd da Smell)
U have 6 people in da back seat of ur car.
(& if dea's not enuff room in da car, plenty room on da Bonnet!!
)
U keep losing count of how many Cuzzins u have.
(1...27....64....fah.......100???
)
Ur @ a Party & dae start passing 'round da 'Hat' 4 more Beers.
(Hea....I got $5 4 da Kitty!! Hahaha
)
Ur Big Brother is over -protective of U, den he beats up his Missus.
(..Hau....Talkabout Jake da Mus! Watz wiff all da Hostility, Man??)
U go swimmin in Shorts & T-Shirt on Bondi Beach, wea dae all wear Bikini's.
(...once or twice, maybe...
)
U laff @ every 1 hu can't sing.
(Guilty.....
)
U laff @ every 1 hu can't dance.
(Hehe....Guilty..
)
U laff @ every 1 hu can't do both @ da same time.
(Well den, If u dont like it.......Hush yo Mouff & step off da dance floor, Maaaaan!!)
Dea's no denying U r a Maori if U've redd dis all da way 2 da Bitter end......Cos Maori's neva want 2 miss a thing!!
GOTCHA
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..........Forever Young..........
Rest now, Soul Sista.
Your Spirit is free to roam.
It soars across the distant skies,
To Lands we've never known.
Though life goes on for those of us,
That you have left behind,
Your memory shall forever be,
In our Hearts & in our minds.
I'll always keep a candle,
Burning brightly in your name.
I lit it deep inside my Heart,
When I heard you went away.
I never got to say Goodbye,
Found out 6 years too late.
So instead I'll say "Good Journey, Sis"
You'll ALWAYS be my mate.
Now I'll cherish and remember,
All the songs that we have sung.
And from now on in my memories,
You'll be "Forever Young"
**** THIS IS DEDICATED ****
** TO THE LOVING MEMORY ***
*********** OF ************
Delia
Hine-nui-te-Po
Memory
Teresa
Faith
MAHANGA
*24 October 1979 - 4 October 2000*
.....4 mah' SouL SisTa.....
.....I'm Missing you.....
3 Comments 340 weeks
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..........DESIDERATA..........
Go placidly amidst the noise & haste, and remember what Peace there may be in Silence.
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly & clearly; and listen to others, even the dull & ignorant, for they too have their story.
Avoid loud & aggressive persons, they are vexations of the Spirit.
If you compare yourself to others you may become vain & bitter; for there will always be greater & lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own Career, however humble; it is a real possesion in the changing future of time.
Exercise caution in your Business affairs, for the world is full of trickery, but let this not blind you to what Virtue there is; many persons strive for High Ideals, & everywhere life is full of Heroism.
BE YOURSELF.
Especially do not feign affection, neither be cynical about Love; for in the face of all aridity & disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of years, gracefully surrendering the things of Youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune, but don't stress yourself with dark imaginings, many fears are born out of fatigue & loneliness.
Beyond wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.
YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE UNIVERSE,
no less than the Trees and the Stars, you have a right to be here, and wether or not it is clear to you,no doubt the Universe is unfolding as it should.Therefore, be at Peace with GOD,
whatever you conceive him to be, and whatever your Labours & Aspirations in the noisy confusion of life, Keep the Peace with your Soul.
With all its sham & drudgery & broken dreams, it is still a Beautiful World.
BE CHEERFUL.....
STRIVE TO BE HAPPY.....
~ANON~
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Pritzi11/22/10I just earned $192 in a few days typing online! I used - http://x.co/KTAA Dont forget to thank me!
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Pereri Mahanga5/30/10hey sis yeh i been good wbu n im so cmin to c u wen u cm bac
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-KAyz5/15/10
hae kuzzin, wot u n da famz up2 in auzzie wea u r? da nefu nathaniel entered a skating comp in mangere nz n did very well trix n wowed da judges so yea n hpe he getz a prize nxt week on saturdae. so yea datz wotz hapanin in nz wif mah lil famz.dunno bout da rest lol....me hav 2 give u my luv on my nxt comment kauze me uzed dem all up....k....bye kuzzin...lots of luf 2 ur fanau!!!
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4/8/10 via Mobile
PuRee Baybeeh
Kia ora kuzie! Farowt lng tyme no hear or c aye! Hows da famz?
an wat u felarz ben up2? Hows da gurlz? Wel jst fort ild drop sum aroha by ur page ayte mwah mwah cya cynthiaxox hugs n kisses fo da famz
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3/23/10
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3/4/10
Ihi-N-Esther
G'day baby having a break from facebook, how are my girls, missing them all heaps, big hugs and kisses, g'day to James. Love you baby MUM
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9/21/09
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8/31/09
Ihi-N-Esther
morena baby sharing the love 2day mwah mwah for my babies big hug for James love you heaps
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Mario Skipwith8/11/09Sup cousin. Just popping in to say Hi...long time no MSN...
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Pereri Mahanga8/10/09i wudnt hav a clue wea tht tape has gone aye so yeh how hav u been anyway hows da 3 gurls heheheheheheh i fl aroha for jay hahahahah he da man aye
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8/9/09
Pereri Mahanga
yeh i cudnt stay away but yeh kapahaka aswel heheheheheh an mite b helping 1 of da t sisters tutor a intermediate skool kapahaka group aswel so yeh things r sweet as heheheheheheh as for tht song wen we did our memorial tape for delia tht was da theam song so yeh
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Pereri Mahanga8/9/09hey sis how u been iv mvd bk to hamilton again an doin kapahaka again so yeh an yeh iv joind te iti kahurangi heheheheheh so yeh hope to hea bac from u
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6/7/09
Ihi-N-Esther
Normally on most of the day, most times me or dad. The day we go out (didn't think we'd be out all day) you decide to msn me heee.......heeee. P.S. sorry didn't give you a call, got stuck on youtube oooops. Love you heaps my baby, love hugs and kisses to the girls and James xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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5/29/09
Ihi-N-Esther
Hi baby, just dropped a happy birthday to Girl, saw what the date was today. How are my honeys, how is Sayas netball, hows Jazz, and hows our Sariah. Hello to James, big hugs and kisses to the girls. Love you mum
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5/20/09
Ihi-N-Esther
Hello Baby, just browsing through your bebo page having a nohi, just dropped a line or two to Girl on her page. How the girls missing them heaps always. Hugs and kisses for them and James. Love you mum
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Atarua Shortland5/9/09Hapi Mama's Day gurl xo
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5/8/09
Tahuri Kohunui
kia ora long time no see or here hows life in the smoke me and my whanau still live in uku still uku hard raising my kids at home sweet home its gud 2 hear from you ill drop you sum lines. Hows the whanau keeping?.
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5/6/09
D I X Z
Hey U!
how u been aye? just thought i'd tell you that Harney's got a bebo page its Tumu Kauri add her she's in my friends n.e.ways hope all is good with u && ur tribe?
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3/28/09
Pereri Mahanga
yeh things r swet as aye whangarei is choice but yeh my kids r choice as gtn huge an startn to tell me wat to do an hw to do but yeh all good i luv it
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3/28/09
Pereri Mahanga
kia ora sister i c ur baby is gtn big now an i like tht photo thts real nice anyways heas som luv from me to u an ur whanau


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