MR SHARFE QUOTES - Yr11 Maths 2008 (as recorded by Matt Brabazon)


- "I need a pointed stick so i can jab people with it" (big grin)

- (To Rose - pedophile voice) "I need to conference you"

- "Lets do it! My God! Yes! Lets do it!"

- (excited) "Ooh! Jolly hockey sticks!"

- (excited) "Ooh! Halleluiah Brothers!"

- (About Thomas)"I like a man who can go straight to the total number of x's"

- "Well it's my wife's birthday tonight so I don't think there will be much marking being done" (big grin)

- (to Rose) "I know where you live"

- (To Thomas or Andrew) "I'll have to get the knife out if you don't shut up!"

- (To Andrew) "I could just hit you over the head with a melon!"

- (Whispering to Mog) "I will put you outside like a naughty puppy soon"

- "Yes! Yes! Let's have some maths! Hahaha!"

- "Wakey wakey sunshines!"

- "Most things in life aren't perfect. Apart from me"

- "The bottom should be rounded, like a person. Think of parabola's as people - with nice rounded bottoms"

- "Oh my Lord! I think I see a triangle!"

- (To Andrew) "Ooh, what a clever boy you are!"

- (To Andrew) "You're a beautiful child."

- (To Jess) "I shall come over there and beat you severely..."

- (To Matt) "You and I might be keeping each other company in a minute." (Big Grin)

- (After drawing a wonky line on the board) "Well, that's about as straight as I get." (Big grin)

A couple I heard about from 2007:

- "This stick is old and bent like me."

- "Come here kiddies, daddy's got a surprise for you."

pick the month you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I banged
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I killed
6 - I smoked with
7 - i screwed
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I slept with
12 - I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a milf
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - the trojan man
11 - a bag of weed
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a horse
14 - a condom
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a shoe
18 - my lover
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

★If you ever felt alone★
☆If you ever felt rejected☆
★If you ever felt confused★
☆If you ever felt lost☆
★If you ever felt anxious★
☆If you ever felt wrong☆
★If you ever felt wronged★
☆If you ever felt unclean☆
★If you ever felt angry★
☆If you ever felt ashamed☆
★If you ever felt curious★

☆If you ever felt used☆
★Be prepared to feel revenge★

☆Feel The Romance☆
★My Brutal Romance★
☆My Beautiful Romance☆
★My Miserable Romance★
☆My X-Rated Romance☆
★My Harlequin Romance★
☆My Innocent Romance☆
★My Selfish Romance★
☆My Scandalous Romance☆
★My Childish Romance★

☆MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE☆